Twentysixther Thread

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Plechazunga's gone into a sulk,
all because of slabber and bulk,
They'll Dress him up in bra's, with a carrot up his arse,
away from stag do's, he'll skulk!

No Do Plech
 
"you guys are fecking good at this, man"
Said Jeffchin, whilst educating Taiwan
Sits on the loo, eating Bacon-Hamoo
drinks gin, Jeffchin!

Chinny Jeff
 
I'm honoured man...

I'll give it a try:-

Big Andy, always randy,
Likes to stuff his arse, with loads of candy
Though he's fat, he's one cool lad,
Get busy, Big Andy

Hope this qualifies
:nervous:
 
Matthew Taylor, feckin cnut
Dress him as a fox, send the toff tw@'s on a hunt
A fake tail on his arse, as he's sprawling through the grass
Charge in, kill him
The jammy cnut
 
He used to be bob, but now its wobbly,
he's got a strap on, and its very nobbly,
girls stick it up his ass, "ooh, that feels class"
"Come on bitch, Gobble Me"!

Perverted Wobbly!
 
RedCaf Wobbly is actually right,
I got hit by a boot and it hurt, alright,
mistook her for a bloke, and my night went up in smoke,
but with women I, don't fight!

Non-Girl Hitting Andy
 
Wobbly Bob, fancy Sponge Bob,
"Yo little fecker! Come polish my knob!"
Looking for whores, to milk his balls,
Have fun, get spunked,
Crazy Bob
 
New boy Sincher, prob'ly ginger
The kind of cnut you'd love to injure
May drink gin and tonic, but knows when a film's ironic...
Well-read, bell-end
Sincher


Aussie Wibble, what a cripple
Hear him gibber, watch him dribble.
Sometimes wears a scuba, missed the point of Troopers...
Likes cod, hates God
Wibble

Noodlehair oozes flair
Wig's so poncey, poodles stare
Film taste isn't wrong, but probably still a Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime...
Sows oats, blows goats
Noodle
 
Big Andy's been in the quarterdeck,
threw a ronaldo shirt over his neck,
26 took a pic, and now I look a prick,
eats chips, ellipse.
Andy
 
26 loves chips, and he eats them daily,
carries round a camera like david bailey,
takes pictures of a moron, posts em on this forum,
Ronaldo, Oh No.
Bastard 26
 
26 may 1999 said:
Andy you've got to put it behind you...

Like that number 7.
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:lol:

very good.....

remember we were chatting about Amsterdam in the pub? well we've managed to get a £2 return ticket (+taxes and charges) off jet2.com.

bastard. ;)
 
Plechazunga said:
New boy Sincher, prob'ly ginger
The kind of cnut you'd love to injure
May drink gin and tonic, but knows when a film's ironic...
Well-read, bell-end
Sincher
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Harsh!

Plechazunga, Fletcher-tonguer
Thinks our Dazza's as good as Dunga
Likes V2 rockets; hates pockets,
Pig-god, Big-gob
Plechazunga
 
Big Andy said:
:lol:

very good.....

remember we were chatting about Amsterdam in the pub? well we've managed to get a £2 return ticket (+taxes and charges) off jet2.com.

bastard. ;)
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Excellent?

How much in total then?

I did Barcelona and back for thirty quid!

Jet2 have leather seats.

Ask for row 1 or 13.

Tell them you'll be the official emergency door opener.

Loads of room.

Also if it's the last flight of the evening don't buy the butties.

They go half price as you near home.

Hotel
 
sincher said:
Harsh!

Plechazunga, Fletcher-tonguer
Thinks our Dazza's as good as Dunga
Likes V2 rockets; hates pockets,
Pig-god, Big-gob
Plechazunga
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:lol: excellent...harsh is the standard for Twenty-Sixthers, Sinch, no offense meant...plus I did say you knew when films were ironic, and were well-read, you don't know how lucky you are, you ungrateful tw@!

Warrington's a horrid slum
Where folk all look like Forrest Gump.
Absinthe in a shed, then crap on your own head...
Nul shittier...Hull's prettier
Warrington
 
It’s high time we welcomed some of the newer members of the Caf community…and Frank Lampard…

The Kippax Kid keeps a pick-axe hid,
And paints her nails with a Tip-Ex lid…
Always in the general, genuinely mental
Burbling…disturbing…
Kippax

Fat Frank Lampard, that blank dullard
Badly in need of a CAT-scan…retard…
Not as good as Scholes , keeps saying "Su’ergoaws"
"We lav it"….CAN IT YOU SPASTIC…
Lampard.
 
Big gay Plech is now a married lech,
His wife calls him a wretch but he still persists to kvetch
He likes it up the arse,
Her dildo is a farce,
Big gay Plech.
 
Plechazunga said:
Tottenham Slabber is a right shit-stabber...

Rimmed Phil Babb and blew Sepp Blatter.

Put 600 quid on Sven to join the Yids...

Fat chance, you arse

Spurs Slab.
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That's been done before. Except originally it was back-stabber.
 
Plechazunga said:
Going on a date with my missus' mental mate
Odd as Hod, God-squad
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You were the one who suggested it.

I'll be sure to point out to her that her mate's husband is posting stuff about her on the web.
 
Plechazunga said:
When our Slabber starts to jabber
His date will run like Katrin Krabbe
Leave him in the lurch and take refuge in a church
Drifts home…Smiths on…
Slabber
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:lol:

cnut.
 
a poor attempt:

dear jason prefers it in the rear basin,
if only his gayness he could chasten,
votes for bush and likes a man's toosh,
wears bras, likes jawas.
jason
 
alonso767 said:
a poor attempt:

dear jason prefers it in the rear basin,
if only his gayness he could chasten,
votes for bush and likes a man's toosh,
wears bras, likes jawas.
jason
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Don't call me dear, you vicious liar.

Stamford will desperately want the research job on this one if it's a chance to see me in my undies.

My response is not a 26ther because I find the form artistically limiting...

Alonso's a pathetic feck
At his jokes only Freak will yuck yuck
He did a Gonzo with Xabi Alonso
Now with genital herpes he's stuck.
 
Dumb as a stone, young Warrington
He's in love with a certain Liverpudian
His name is Owen, to 'Poo "He's goin'"
Soft as pig shit, stuck on Rafa's dick
Transfer Shite Warrington
 
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