Number7, real name Kevin
Would like to be in the first eleven,
But he's a sub, cos he's in the pub,
or the 7-11,
Number 7.
Would like to be in the first eleven,
But he's a sub, cos he's in the pub,
or the 7-11,
Number 7.
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I'm not called Kevin 
alonso767 said:
Thats the best one so far.
No you arent but its still youre name.Number7 said:
admit it.
Our man Sincher, Penny Pincher,
likes to tickle his own sphincter,
sit at home, all on his own,
playing with, his one incher.
little Sinch
likes to tickle his own sphincter,
sit at home, all on his own,
playing with, his one incher.
little Sinch
wancolos dances with gigolos
if you offer, he'll pleasure your piccolo
definitely not gay, yet listens to coldplay,
walking contradiction, his homosexuality nonfiction,
wancolos
if you offer, he'll pleasure your piccolo
definitely not gay, yet listens to coldplay,
walking contradiction, his homosexuality nonfiction,
wancolos
Rhyme scheme lads, rhyme scheme! It's on the first page...
i believe all my works have followed said rhyme scheme
alonso767 said:
And that's where the problem lies...
You do actually believe that.
26 may 1999 said:
Yours are too long in the linesalonso767 said:
spinoza said:
true, i have trouble with the brevity bit
Alonso767, is a fecking tit,
has some trouble with the brevity bit
his rhymes dont scan, he'd probably rob yer gran,
stupid, scouse shit.
has some trouble with the brevity bit
his rhymes dont scan, he'd probably rob yer gran,
stupid, scouse shit.
Great thread !
Queen alonso, too much time so
Makes up rhymes with too much lingo
Damn man they don't scan
Cut them down you fecking clown
Alonso
Makes up rhymes with too much lingo
Damn man they don't scan
Cut them down you fecking clown
Alonso
class
spinoza said:
technically, thats incorrect too...
clown should be replaced with a word that rhymes with "so" and "lingo"...
Big Andy said:
no according to may 26's original poem, those lines dont need to rhyme
just "down" and "clown" need to.
Hmm?Big Andy said:
The fourth line can be .....C....C
But I appreciate the technical brilliance in making the fourth line ....A......A
spinoza said:
yeah the fourth line being ...A...A was the Plech variation upon 26th's original form i believe.
the original one...
Yip Jaap Stam, is a big Dutchman
Get past him if you fecking can
try a little trick, and he'll make you look a prick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam
the blue ones should rhyme, the red ones should rhyme...
if your being picky of course...
Yip Jaap Stam, is a big Dutchman
Get past him if you fecking can
try a little trick, and he'll make you look a prick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam
the blue ones should rhyme, the red ones should rhyme...
if your being picky of course...
i thought this was the original:
West ham Stan is a fat Dutch man...
Get past him if you feckin' can.
Try and nick his chips and he'll kiss you on the lips....
Big fat gay twat...
Dutch Stan.
this version the fourth line is just ...C...C
West ham Stan is a fat Dutch man...
Get past him if you feckin' can.
Try and nick his chips and he'll kiss you on the lips....
Big fat gay twat...
Dutch Stan.
this version the fourth line is just ...C...C
alonso767 said:
26 based his version on the Jaap Stam song, if you go off the Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby one, 26 is right...
Betrie Mee said to Matt Busby,
Have you heard of the the North Bank, Highbury
No said Matt, you cockney twat
But I've heard of the Stretford, Enders
Big Andy said:
ahh gotcha, i wasnt aware of the history of the song.
a bit ironic coming from a 'pool fan.
Fair enoughBig Andy said:
Which means the rhyme scheme on page 1 is wrong...
spinoza said:
not necessarily, check the Bertie Mee version and that one is right...
But where's the fifth line?
the fifth line is just summat to add on the end...to make it funny...
Big Andy, fine and dandy,
In a standy, shouting handy
Sees the ball,
Makes a call,
Always randy,
Never drinks shandy.
In a standy, shouting handy
Sees the ball,
Makes a call,
Always randy,
Never drinks shandy.
Plech's may' Slabber down't loik Abba
Finks vey shoud quit veir jibber-jabber
Wotches vose su'agoaws
Lavs i', tawks shi'
Vat's Slabber
Finks vey shoud quit veir jibber-jabber
Wotches vose su'agoaws
Lavs i', tawks shi'
Vat's Slabber
I can't believe you cnuts still can't get the form right
Bertie Mee indeed...it's Yip Jaap Stam
Mental Rams lives at his mam's
His sex-life's mainly through web-cams...
She wants him to get hitched, but he's always getting ditched
No bride...suicide...
Rams
Stamford Bridge is Lampard's bitch
Dignity he's unhampered with...
Some of his best pals are Griffin and Tyndall
Burbles...Goebbels...
Nancy Stamford
Bertie Mee indeed...it's Yip Jaap Stam
Mental Rams lives at his mam's
His sex-life's mainly through web-cams...
She wants him to get hitched, but he's always getting ditched
No bride...suicide...
Rams
Stamford Bridge is Lampard's bitch
Dignity he's unhampered with...
Some of his best pals are Griffin and Tyndall
Burbles...Goebbels...
Nancy Stamford
Sincher the gaytard loved Frank Lampard
Thought he was well hard, liked it up his backyard,
His uni was shit
And he knows it,
Loved Harold Pinter
Sincher the arse pincher
Thought he was well hard, liked it up his backyard,
His uni was shit
And he knows it,
Loved Harold Pinter
Sincher the arse pincher
Bad form Slab.
sincher said:
How so?
Wrong rhyme scheme
sincher said:
I've got my own rhyming scheme. And it rhymes.
Terry Waite is very late
'Cos he's chained to a radiator...
Lost the bare essentials, gained a taste for lentils
Terry...................wait...................................
Terry Waite
'Cos he's chained to a radiator...
Lost the bare essentials, gained a taste for lentils
Terry...................wait...................................
Terry Waite
Plechazunga said:
Ponytailed Plech started to retch
He missed the bucket that he had started to fetch
He managed to chunder on Golden Blunder
Face like thunder ... What rhymes with Tundra?
Ponytailed Plech
He missed the bucket that he had started to fetch
He managed to chunder on Golden Blunder
Face like thunder ... What rhymes with Tundra?
Ponytailed Plech
Plechazunga said:
That is so bad that it is genius.
Almost.
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