Twentysixther Thread

[Plechazunga]

Mr Wood got fisted good...

Has he had the test? He should.

Likes his Molsen Beer, and Jesper Olsen's rear...

Bit camp, Manc gramp,

Mr Wood.

 

[Plechazunga]

Bury Red's got a scary shed...

See it and you're very dead.

Never writes a line when he could write eighty-nine...

Dentures, dementias...

Bury Red.

 

[spinoza]

Where's our Lizzie, she must be busy

Not seen her nor PSV

I bet she's shagging her Dutchman wearing

White jeans, no knickers

That's our Lizzie

 

[spinoza]

Mr Wood got fisted good...

Has he had the test? He should.

Likes his Molsen Beer, and Jesper Olsen's rear...

Bit camp, Manc gramp,

Mr Wood.

This one's really good Plech

 

[redcharlie]

Plechazunga. on the lash
Eating pretzels, counting cash
In pub toilets lingers,
erm, washing his fingers
Writes poems on the doors in a flash...

 

[Plechazunga]

you need to have another look at the rhyme scheme lads but I can't fault you for content


Balkan Alek's an alcoholic...

He's obsessed with Salim Malik.

Let him out your sights and he's off to Lillywhites...

Drinks gin, bowls spin...

Alek M.

 

[spinoza]

you need to have another look at the rhyme scheme lads but I can't fault you for content

Think of it as artistic licence... I can't think of a rhyme for knickers when I'm pissed... Plus, Liz only goes commando in jeans...

 

[Plechazunga]

that's true...one might say it 're-imagined and extended the entire form of the twentysixther.' But then one might get twatted...

 

[Slabber]

Slabber, Pletchs mate, is really great,

Now im talkin shit coz its gettin f'kin late

Im going to go to bed, and the wife will give me head,

so get stuffed you poofs

Pletch & Mate....

Beautiful though Plech is, he's not my type. His cock is too small.

 

[Plechazunga]

You been on the juice again, you Walter Mitty-style fantasist?

 

[Slabber]

I'll be dead in the woods before I know it

 

[Mr. Wood]

@ this thread

Plechazoon is one right loon

Thought it was a fecking poon

Pulled out his pecker, "Be gentle!" said Slabber

Fiddles kids, is a Yid

Plechazoon

 

[Plechazunga]

Plechazoon...makes me sound like a microscopic life-form like a cryptozoon or protazoon...

I'd like that...swimming around, with nothing but a sense of what's me, and what's outside me...salt water within and salt water without, separated only by an unbelievably thin membrane...

I am a Plechazoon, floating on the great electronic ocean




Right. A wank, I think.

 

[Slabber]

that means you'd have cytoplasm for legs

 

[Plechazunga]

Alright, go on, call me cryptozoon...

It takes one to fecking know one.

Rub me cytoplasm and I'll have a little spasm...

Can't jizz, just fizz...

Plechazoon.

 

[Plechazunga]

Now that is what I call a fecking Twentysixther

All hail the master

 

[Plechazunga]

Irish Nialler, arse defiler...

Goes dogging with Martin Tyler.

Scoff at Father Ted and he'll pump you full of lead...

Card cheat, webbed feet...

Daft Nialler.

 

[Davo]

hehehe this has picked up a bit...

Redcafe Gaz, once the forum spaz

But no more flying carpets, and all that jazz

Moved to the USA, where everyone is gay

Ex tw@, now fat

Redcafe Gaz

 

[Nialler]

Right here goes........

Plechacunt he spawned a runt
Whilst rimming Jonathan's creek
From his arse came a thesarus
Oh what a stunt
from plech the cnut

 

[Wobbly]

Nialler is a mick thats really gay,

Feltch's bums 10 times a day,

He has a pack of straws, that he pokes thru toilet doors

poo lunch, Butt munch

Nialler

 

[26 may 1999]

RedCaf Raoul is a black ops man...

Honed his skills in Afghanistan.

Say the war's a farce and he'll shoot you in the arse...

Straight hair...curly teeth.

RedCaf Raoul.

 

[Plechazunga]

Scouse Taff Davo, soft as playdough...

Looks like Biggins, a bit more gay though.

Kick him in the head and he'll whistle Right Said Fred...

No-mark, rapes 'varks...

Fat Davo

 

[Wobbly]

Taff Cnut Davo's, Scouse not french,

Has a tendency to fall off a plastic bench,

He cant hold his beer, thats coz he's a queer

Not hard, Retard

Taff Cnut...

 

[Davo]

Looks like Biggins, a bit more gay though.

Great line that...

You feckin tw@

 

[Nate]

Wordy Plech, Floppy haired wretch,
Talks like a posh dictionary,
Hates drink rounds, for over a pound,
Plechazunga, bacon chunder
The fairy.

 

[Nialler]

King Davo the brave, was really a cowardly knave

Who really knew how to deprave

Knobbing Armadillos, hidden in his pillows

He caught SARS in his arse

Poor old Dave

 

[Plechazunga]

We're treading over old ground here lads...me and Davo aren't the only people on the Caf...thank fecking Christ...

Shaidi, who the feck is he?

Posted once in 2003...

Give the cnut a rabbit and he'd probably try and shag it...

Cock-eyed, no pride...

Nigerian Shaidi

 

[Wobbly]

Grinner Gooner, What a Tw@

Runs round nude in a Tottenham Hat

With a Dyson up his Arse, He's got no Cl'arse

Bagless pervert

Grinner

 

[Davo]

Wobbly Bob, Loves corn on the cob

His poor wife, finds it on his knob

It gets right on her t1ts, when she swallows yellow bits

"Blow job?", Corn in gob

Its Bob


Don't scan

 

[Wobbly]

Wobbly Bob, Loves corn on the cob

His poor wife, finds it on his knob

It gets right on her t1ts, when she swallows yellow bits

"Blow job?", Corn in gob

Its Bob


Don't scan

Still Class though

 

[Plechazunga]

brilliant...the third and best Wobbly Bob - nob twentysixther.


Oi Endroo! Who the feck are you?

You joined the Caf in 2002.

Never even posted, busy getting roasted...

Wimp, gimp, shrimp, chimp...

Hungarian Endroo.

 

[Big Andy]

wobbly bob has a plastic nob
so he can put it in his gob
sucks it til its come, stuffs it up his bum
wobbly bob, blow job

 

[Wobbly]

wobbly bob has a plastic nob
so he can put it in his gob
sucks it til its come, stuffs it up his bum
wobbly bob, blow job

More nob ryhmes.....Well Feck me thats original.....

 

[Divine]

Davo the red is soon to be wed

Rumors have it he's already dead

Now he's stuck indoors, listenin' to The Corrs

when he smells, wife yells

Davo the red

 

[Plechazunga]

RionKeanofan, barely seen a man,

But once copped off with a lady coelacanth.

Say she's not a Red and she'll shoot you from a sled...

Nice hands, Iceland's

RionKeanofan

 

[Plechazunga]

Caf kf, no gourmet chef...

Posted LOLs in the thread 'Gay ref'.

Had a little browse till he got himself aroused...

Lurks, coughs, jerks off...

kf.

 

[Plechazunga]

Nistlerater is a skilled fellator...

Looks like Chaplin in 'The Great Dictator'.

Used to be a Manc, and he's never had a wank...

Loves Spurs, shit-stirs...

Young Van.


Founder Niall, his temper's vile...

Flowers wither when the fecker smiles.

Start a thread on Reyes and he gets all power-crazed...

No buts, bans cnuts...

Harsh Niall.

 

[Davo]

Let it go Pletch

Your scanning ability has left you...

 

[Plechazunga]

Nonsense, er...



Mental King is that rare, rare thing...

A dude whose brain's in his anal ring.

Heard of life eternal from an old Milwaukee journal

Bit dense, no sense...

The King



Wizard Keyas has a lizard's ears,

Scissored its gizzard in a blizzard I fear...

Uses them as cufflinks, doesn't care what all of us think -

God's call, oddball...

Wizard Keyas

 

[Plechazunga]

Warrington Andy, you're young and randy...

Why make do with your own hand-shandy?

Got out of a rut, time to be an utter slut...

Exploring, whoring...

Big_Andy