Tweets Only 2010/14 Archive

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Won't be surprised if the next big rumor of the night was Ronaldo to United.
 
I certainly don't have any plans at the moment to walk away from what I believe will be something special
Scumbag Fergie. Says he has no plans to walk away, has hip operation.
 
Fergie retiring, Rooney sold to Bayern and Moyes in as the new manager is the complete opposite of a great muppet summer if it happens. :(
 
Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 3m
Puyol will agree to sign for Milan, according to local Barcelona Television (not Barça TV)

That guy absolutely lives on Twitter. I had to unfollow him as updates about 30,000 times a day.
 
@Sir_Alex__ 1m

I was just a bit drunk and phoned the Telegraph, come on guys. Shit happensS
 
Dear God,

Its fine, boss. we were only joking about wanting ronaldo back or signing anymore players. we are having with Zaha, God. Just dont prank us this way, let us keep Ferguson and the squad. Its fine.

Sincerely, Recafe.
 
Dear God,

Its fine, boss. we were only joking about wanting ronaldo back or signing anymore players. we are having with Zaha, God. Just dont prank us this way, let us keep Ferguson and the squad. Its fine.

Sincerely, Recafe.

You forgot the bit about us never complaining about the midfield ever again.
 
Okay guys, gigs up. Im Mike Phelan, this is just a late april fools joke lads. Nothing to worry about.
 
Hayley McQueen ‏@HayleyMcQueen 9m
I've spoken to a couple of Man United people who know nothing of an imminent retirement but it wouldn't surprise me.
 
markocooper ‏@markocooper 52m

Peñarol right back Guillermo Varela is going on trial at Man Utd tomorrow. Outstanding in the South American U20s. Really intelligent.
 
Oliver Kay @OliverKayTimes
As for who has task of following Ferguson, whenever it might be, I've always been led to believe Mourinho unlikely to be in #MUFC thoughts

Noway José.
 
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