Marvelous, you're a modern day scholar. Now, wait. You're acting like a cnut.
holy crap, THAT was you owning me in the Tom thread? When you corrected me and I thanked you for giving me the info? I seem to remember you calling me an idiot and trying to start a fight and I didn't bite and instead thanked you. You actually thought I was mad? fecking hell mate, you're genuinely worrying. I actually forgot about it until you just brought it up. Because, you know, I have a life outside of what happens for ten seconds on this site.
I think I've figured you out, though. The point you're making is that a made up sexuality created for the sole extent of trying to make fun of other sexualities, and retweeted by a troll account that exists purely to make fun of other sexualities, shows that all societal views on sexuality are flawed.
It's genius. It's inspired. The whole Caf is in awe of your incredible debating skills.
Or, you know, playing devil's advocate just like you often do. You could also be a sad and lonely individual with an unfilled life. So you think you can somehow make up for your inadequacies by trying to start arguments on the internet with someone named after a fecking bird.