Transfer Tweets - Summer 2015 | Stop Spamming - Discussion Should Relate to Tweets
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The Mirror Twitter names are really hated on here. They only really annoy me when I can't figure out who they're referring to.
Some others (from today):
Falcao = EMMERDALE
Navas = RIGHT WING JESUS
Cuadrado = JOHN²
Ramires = RAY MEARS
Zouma = ZOOMER
Bony = DADDY COOL
Costa = STARBUCKS
Azpilicueta = DAVE
Hart = ITCHY AND SCRATCHY
Kolarov = JINGLE BELLS
Yaya = LESLEY GORE
Oxlade-Chamberlain = WRONGNAMEBERLAIN
Mutch = ADO ABOUT NOTHING
Walcott = SIGNED DA TING
Jedinak = THE JEDI
Bellerin = BALLERINA
Mertesacker = EMPTINESS
Cazorla = CATHORLA
Dann = DAN!
Souaré = SHINDIG
Zaha = KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU
Cabaye = DONER
Puncheon = JUDY
De Bruyne = PINKY AND
Suarez = HANDBALL LECTER
A real newspaper allows this and pays someone to do that. The end is nigh.
If you look past the De Donut one some of these are actually quiet funny
Oxlade-Chamberlain = WRONGNAMEBERLAIN
It's the fact that they put it in capitals that adds an extra amount of embarrassment to them.
LOOK AT THIS FUNNY JOKE WE MADE, TOP BANTER AM I RIGHT LADS?!?
LOOK AT THIS FUNNY JOKE WE MADE, TOP BANTER AM I RIGHT LADS?!?
Isn't this what the Chelsea fans call him?
Yes
Pedro is maybe possible, but I don't like the length of time it has taken so far to achieve nothing.
He's the only one I can see maybe happening - not just are there no realistic links involving us (only the likes of Mueller and Bale, which won't happen obviously), but I don't see who we could go for that would fit in with where we need to strengthen.
It seems we're not going for a centre-back since it turns-out - to the total and utter shock of everyone - that Ramos was using us for his contract renewal, and there seem to be no strikers available worth a damn - and if there were then there are other teams that would potentially be interested in them.
The only other I could imagine would be a keeper if DDG does feck-off, but otherwise I think we're done after Pedro, if we even get him.
These papers are irrelevant now and should be dumped.
Surely someone working for The Mirror has a brain cell and cringes at the headlines their fellow colleagues make?
Mangala on loan to Valencia?
Soooo....are we done then? Stayed away from the site all day just to get on and see 24 tweets about Otamendi and possibly De Bruyne to City. After the hammering they gave to Chelsea today...City look to be the team to beat.
Fortunately, the Mirror is not a real newspaper.
Have the Mirror reported on the Muller rumours? Cant imagine the pun they'd use for his name.
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MULLER RICE.
IT'S MÜLLER TIME
Is Mirror run by 3 year olds?
If no more transfers come in, expect another hard slog for Top 4, and forget a title challenge imo.
nah lvg will get top 4 easily imo.
However without a forward i do fear we will have trouble breaking some teams down.
Ramos has signed a new deal at Real Madrid until 2020.
#SERGIORAMOS2020
The Sergio Ramos outcome was probably the most predictable one of the summer.
We got our pants pulled down, again
What a cnut.
Mind = Blown. Never expected Ramos to sign a new contract.
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Our interest made Madrid give him an extra 2-3M a year?
I can live with that, though obviously signing him would have been better.
I can live with that, though obviously signing him would have been better.
We are all stuck in muppet purgatory at the moment. We literally have nowhere to go. Is it worth popping our heads in the Pedro thread nowadays?
Never going to happen same as Pedro won't happen.
'He used us to get a new contract' comments.
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