Transfer Tweets - Summer 2015 | Stop Spamming - Discussion Should Relate to Tweets

[Sassy Colin]

Bollocks! (check the source)

Nobody 'vows' to do anything in real life, its only in Newspapers and the bible that the word is even used. In fact, there seems to be a competition to get the word 'vow' into every single headline or story.

(vows) A set of solemn promises committing one to a prescribed role, calling, or course of action, typically to marriage or a monastic career

It's got nothing to do with football, just stop it, nobody vowed to do anything, ever apart from monks.

 

[Cassidy]

Bollocks! (check the source)



It's got nothing to do with football, just stop it, nobody vowed to do anything, ever apart from monks.

Nuns out there are calling you sexist..

 

[Sassy Colin]

Nuns out there are calling you sexist..

Alright, nuns & monks, but not footballers and certainly not politicians.

 

[Kakeru]

Imagine the meltdown if the following tweet is a BREAKING NEWS headline of Kane moving to Old Trafford after all these 'im happy where im at' news.

Also think about if he scored one at White Hart Lane for United and then jumped like a jackrabbit in the goal celebration (à la Rooney vs. Everton circa 2005-2007).

 

[Šjor Bepo]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/9889832/chelsea-confirm-sale-of-gael-kakuta-to-sevilla

fantastic! Banega and Kakuta together

 

[Scorpy]

We need more ''Kane wants to stay at Spurs'' tweets.

 

[Zoo]

 

[Solius]

He has such a small face.

 

[Nate Dogg]

 

[U99ted]

What's Falcao hiding behind his back?

He's just the only one trying to wriggle free from Sky's handcuffs.

 

[Scorpy]

Goal Italia | Schalke 04 and Borussia Dortmund both are interested in Napoli's Dries #Mertens. Former have already launched a bid.

 

[Scorpy]

Marca: Pogba wants a move to Spain.

 

[Raoul]

Marca: Pogba wants a move to Spain.

Raiola is going to make a killing by transfering Pogba to the next big club every 2-3 years. He will move more than Anelka before it's all said and done.

 

[Scorpy]

Chelsea eye Filipe Luis replacements as Atletico wait on Alderweireld deal. @Matt_Law_DT reports.

 

[izec]

chelsea suck

 

[Scorpy]

Times: Spurs set sights on Rabiot after signing Trippier for £3.5m, @garyjacob writes.

Rabiot is an idiot. He had less than a year left on his contract and was ready to leave the club to seek regular first team football, but in October performed a U-turn and signed a new 4 year deal. Now his mum is running her mouth saying Rabiot wants to leave (again) because he wants to play regularly. Why the feck did he sign the new contract then?

 

[charleysurf]

Sounds like a screwup, but PSG sponsor welcomes arrival of Angel Di Maria to PSG

http://sport24.lefigaro.fr/le-scan-...nsor-du-psg-annonce-l-arrivee-de-di-maria.php

 

[sullydnl]

Times: Spurs set sights on Rabiot after signing Trippier for £3.5m, @garyjacob writes.

Rabiot is an idiot. He had less than a year left on his contract and was ready to leave the club to seek regular first team football, but in October performed a U-turn and signed a new 4 year deal. Now his mum is running her mouth saying Rabiot wants to leave (again) because he wants to play regularly. Why the feck did he sign the new contract then?

So that his club could get more money obviously. Have you not read the De Gea thread? Apparently doing anything else is wrong...

 

[Sunny Jim]

We're dogshit at selling players. Chelsea would get atleast double for him.

I want him to stay.

 

[golden_blunder]

Marca: Pogba wants a move to Spain.

He wants a fecking haircut

 

[DomesticTadpole]

He wants a fecking haircut

It looks like something has died on his head.

 

[golden_blunder]

It looks like something has died on his head.

A skunk has literally died on his head

 

[Sied]

You guys are just too poor to understand rich people hair cuts.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

You guys are just too poor to understand rich people hair cuts.

That could actually be a blessing.

 

[Bubz27]

What stage of grief is having a go at the kids haircut? 3? 4?

 

[Devil may care]

That could actually be a blessing.

Exactly, the term "More money than sense" springs to mind when I see athletes and their hairstyles.

 

[Earthquake]

He wants a fecking haircut

Probably paid a couple of grand for that.

 

[Lennon7]

So that his club could get more money obviously. Have you not read the De Gea thread? Apparently doing anything else is wrong...

De Gea's situation is completely different though, he's our best player.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Exactly, the term "More money than sense" springs to mind when I see athletes and their hairstyles.

I think it is "So much money that nobody dare tell them they look a pillock".

 

[hebegebe]

I think it is "So much money that nobody dare tell them they look a pillock".

It's obviously a bet with Vidal over who can look the biggest T#*t

 

[Kakeru]

A skunk has literally died on his head

 

[DomesticTadpole]

It's obviously a bet with Vidal over who can look the biggest T#*t

At least Vidal's has some artistry to it.

 

[endless_wheelies]

Edit - sorry forgot no Tancredis

 

[united_99]

What a boring few days. When even the Twitter thread is moving as slow as Falcao all hope is lost.

 

[Scorpy]

Birmingham Mail: West Brom eye Demba Ba and want to tie Berahino down to a new contract.

 

[Scorpy]

Daily Mirror: Otamendi desperate for Manchester United move. http://mirr.im/1Lkr3PM @eaamalyon

 

[Garethw]

We're dogshit at selling players. Chelsea would get atleast double for him.

His wages are astronomical. No club is going to match his £100k+ a week wages and pay a large transfer fee.

But you are quite right, we are going to lose him for half his worth.

 

[Paul the Wolf]

Sounds like a screwup, but PSG sponsor welcomes arrival of Angel Di Maria to PSG

http://sport24.lefigaro.fr/le-scan-...nsor-du-psg-annonce-l-arrivee-de-di-maria.php

Waiting for the tweet from British Gas before I get worried

 

[Hoof the ball]

Daily Mirror: Otamendi desperate for Manchester United move. http://mirr.im/1Lkr3PM @eaamalyon

They've quoted the word desperate and yet it doesn't appear at all in the article as a quote. Gotta love the Mirror. Piggy backing sources and fabricating stories

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Sounds like a screwup, but PSG sponsor welcomes arrival of Angel Di Maria to PSG

http://sport24.lefigaro.fr/le-scan-...nsor-du-psg-annonce-l-arrivee-de-di-maria.php

This tweet created a lot of problems with PSG and the community manager (yes, that's a job) who did this is in danger of losing his job (he's a friend of a friend). Pretty stupid tweet.