Sassy Colin
Death or the gladioli!
I didn't necessarily say it was the truth, just that it was a good argument. I think it's quite fair to say that both have been pretty poor for a while, particularly Van Persie. They're both excellent footballers but Van Persie's all round contribution seems to deteriorate with every game and Rooney seems to have lost all his pace and ability to play on the counter. I reckon Falcao hitting the ground running could bring a lot out of both of them.
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