I was bored the other night, so I decided to watch the first 60 mins of the Stoke game again (mercifully I fell asleep at that point.) For fun, I decided to just watch Cleverley. My god, was he useless. On the very rare occasions that he attempted an incisive forward pass, the ball invariably went astray. The rest of the time? Annoyingly ineffectual passes to the United player standing closest to him. As well, the term 'hiding in plain sight' really applies. He makes all sorts of little gestures with his hands, seemingly telling his teammates where he wants the pass, and then just drifts/jogs aimlessly as the pass is played somewhere else. As for the defensive side? Pylon is the word that springs to mind. I honestly think we'd get more out of playing Kagawa (and yes I know Kagawa is a '10'.....)
Cleverley reminds me of some annoyingly pretentious guy you play with on your after-work team; a guy who feels himself above watching the EPL, instead preferring to watch La Liga, constantly sprinkling words like false nine and tiki-taka into his conversation, and who fancies himself a bit of a Xavi because he makes a lot of short, quick passes. And at the end of the night, isn't invited out for a beer.