God, no. Why, just the other year I had someone 'round to look at my beermat collection and misprinted Top Trumps. Ok, so he was an EON salesman but, I can assure you, we had wild times in that 3 minutes before he ran through the patio door.
I was asking myself the same question a few days ago but then I remembered that this is the Caf, a lot of people are taking the piss with either the excessive joy or disappointment.
♫ You are my Olly!
Sell Thiagoff, sing Olly & Jes.
♫ You are my Olly
You are my jeston
You make me happy
When Thiago's gone
Please don't take my Olly away ♫
You were referring to the "muppets" as if to say you weren't one of them, when in reality you're the Kermit to Ms. Piggy.
I think this just shows how United are currently viewed around Europe. We're not a powerhouse anymore, we don't regularly compete in Europe and that is where you make a name for yourself and attract players.
I know Thiago knows Pep, but we also gave him assurances that he'd play a big part for us. So the fact that he wants game time and has picked a club with top quality midfield options over us speaks volumes.
FFS.I think this just shows how United are currently viewed around Europe. We're not a powerhouse anymore, we don't regularly compete in Europe and that is where you make a name for yourself and attract players.
I know Thiago knows Pep, but we also gave him assurances that he'd play a big part for us. So the fact that he wants game time and has picked a club with top quality midfield options over us speaks volumes.
raphael honigstein @honigstein38sSky Italia have retracted their confirmation of the Thiago A. to Bayern deal. But "negotiations at an advanced stage" (via @SkySportNewsHD )
I think this just shows how United are currently viewed around Europe. We're not a powerhouse anymore, we don't regularly compete in Europe and that is where you make a name for yourself and attract players.
it would be worth wading through this bloody thread just for the gifs...
We should've used Ole & Teddy in the negotiations.
That's bollocks (EDIT: sorry for the language - just peeved!). We're as much of a power as Chelsea. Fact is, we dither to feckery in our transfer dealings. We've pissed around on this Thiago deal for ages; look how quickly Bayern look to have wrapped it up.
We've pissed around on this Thiago deal for ages; look how quickly Bayern look to have wrapped it up.
We really have no idea of the timeline though. Bayern could have been in contact weeks ago.
I think this just shows how United are currently viewed around Europe. We're not a powerhouse anymore, we don't regularly compete in Europe and that is where you make a name for yourself and attract players.
I know Thiago knows Pep, but we also gave him assurances that he'd play a big part for us. So the fact that he wants game time and has picked a club with top quality midfield options over us speaks volumes.
That's bollocks (EDIT: sorry for the language - just peeved!). We're as much of a power as Chelsea. Fact is, we dither to feckery in our transfer dealings. We've pissed around on this Thiago deal for ages; look how quickly Bayern look to have wrapped it up.
If we have so many people "working hard" behind the scenes to bring players in to the club, why are they apparently so useless at it?
What is it they're working hard at? How many of them does there need to be to conduct at most maybe 2 or 3 transfers?
Do we have like a huge team of transfer specialists who sit around a giant table bickering and trying to haggle, while other clubs just go around signing players they want and can afford?
Do they seriously sit there haggling over 2-3 million quid for a player at the same time as negotiating an £8m deal for Bebe? Really?
I mean, these hard working, heroic negotiators of the club have failed to sign a midfielder in the five or so years for which one has been desperately needed, and have let the one promising young midfielder we had, leave. Around about the halfway point of this you think one of them might stop and think "hmmm, maybe we're doing this a bit wrong", "other, less attractive clubs seem to be doing this a lot better than us...maybe we should look into why" etc.
I remember we kept being told how hard they were working last year. Fergie must have said it literally 10 or more times...and then it turned out the main thing they were working really hard at, all summer, was failing to sign a winger who we didn't actually need...and then another club signed him within a week of deciding they wanted to. Is it even possible to waste your own time more effectively than this?
It's like starving yourself to death in a bakery because you consider the bread to be 3p too expensive but refuse to go and buy anything else. Everyone else just buys the bread or eats elsewhere, but you. You're Manchester United. Why should YOU have to? You're going to make a stand.