Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich

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From some articles I read, Bayern paid 50m Dollars (dunno why the sum was in dollars anyway). Bayern gave the money to Martinez, and he paid them. Also, Bayern criticized Bilbao for making the transfer 'complicated' and they hired tax advisers. We should talk to Bayern and after we signed Barca then to come with a press conference calling them cnuts.

If so , i reckon the deal will be far from done, even if we had agreed terms with the player. Barca will play hardball without a doubt. What's the point of a release clause then?
 
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Did someone say candy?

His face just makes me happy.

This could be a massive transfer for us, if we get Nani on form, Vsn Persie, keep Rooney, Hernandez, Welbeck, Carrick, kagawa.....cock is out!
 
Why do we always sign players with names that don't bloody rhyme with anything...at all?
*strokes stick-on beard*
 
Why do we always sign players with names that don't bloody rhyme with anything...at all?
*strokes stick-on beard*

It rhymes with Hargo.

We just signed Thiago, his knees aren't fecked like Hargo!
 
Thiago was coaxed by de Gea,
To come to United from It a lay,
They think this lad could go far,
They say he's Moyles' Can to na,
Ooo ahhhh Thiago,
Say oooo ahh Thiago
 
Thiago, woahhh
Thiago, woahhh
hes born in Italy
he shits on man city!
 
♫Viva Thiago,
Viva Thiago,
Running down the...um...middle
I'm off for a piddle♫
 
Lads, I have ITK news from a noobie! Gather round! Gather round! I am merely the messenger, so please don't assault me with your muppet claws.

I received a message from the one they call felipe over there. He subjected the message as "ITK NEWS". So you can understand my excitement when I opened it up :drool:

just hearing from my pal that Thiago will get #19 and welbeck #9

Make of it what you will.
 
Wooah Thiago, whooah Thiago
He ain't no bitter glass cnut like Hargo

Harsh. I like Hargo. I can understand him feeling bitter. His career was ruined by injury. Anyone would be. He was great for us when he played. I prefer to remember Moscow 2008.

Also harsh comments here on Ando. A bit of fun is all well and good but comparing him to a morbidly obese monstrosity...... Jesus. I was thinking it was for the best he left this summer but now I hope he stays just so he can prove the people who say things like that wrong.

I want more Thiago news....
 
From the Guardian:

David Moyes is already besmirching the memory of Sir Alex Ferguson by looking at new midfielders. Ferguson famously last signed a midfielder in 1992 and now Manchester United are after two of the buggers from Barcelona. Cesc Fábregas – that one's still in the pipeline – and they're also close to completing a £17m deal for Thiago Alcântara, who has grown tired with spending two whole seasons behind Xaviesta in the pecking order, which clearly bodes well.
 
I want more Thiago news....

This. No songs. No Ando fat jokes. All I want is news, preferably on a scale of 1 to 10 of how close Thiago is to writing his name in big massive capital letters on the dotted line. The more we chat about releases clauses being a bollock, the more my inner-muppet falls into a deep depressing state.

Don't ruin my weekend, Thiago, you incredibly dreamy little shit.
 
We work with position thinking here on the caf. If you believe it will happen, IT WILL HAPPEN.
 
If Bayern were stupid enough to pay€40m directly to Martinez, he should have just kept it and declared his intent to stay at Bilbao.
 
This. No songs. No Ando fat jokes. All I want is news, preferably on a scale of 1 to 10 of how close Thiago is to writing his name in big massive capital letters on the dotted line. The more we chat about releases clauses being a bollock, the more my inner-muppet falls into a deep depressing state.

Don't ruin my weekend, Thiago, you incredibly dreamy little shit.

Hammer, meet nail.
 
Thiiiii-a-go go go,
He's our wee Spanish maestro,
Thi-a-go go go,
Half the weight of Big Ando
To the left, to the right,
He thinks Iniesta's shite,
Hates tapas, loves Big Macs,
And he ALWAYS PAYS HIS TAX
 
Ferguson famously last signed a midfielder in 1992

What?? Im sure we've signed a few midfielders after that..


It's an example of Guardian so-called humour. I don't read the Guardian for that rubbish; only for made-up stories about Nazi Conservatives eating poor people.
 
David De Gea
Oh what a player
He steals your doughnuts, and players too
He brought back Thiago, within his cargo
Oh Dave can you get Isco too
 
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