Oh boy are you in for a slice of mediocrity. I'm sorry to say, but you are at the peak of seasons 3 and 4, bar the odd interesting scenes.
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Oh boy are you in for a slice of mediocrity. I'm sorry to say, but you are at the peak of seasons 3 and 4, bar the odd interesting scenes.
Carl needs to die. The character is pointless and boring and the kid can't act.
The show needs to end, it's been clear for some time they ran out of ideas long time ago.
The show needs to end, it's been clear for some time they ran out of ideas long time ago.
When are Dave and Michonne going to finally screw?
If all the women were that hot in a real zombie apocalypse I'd happily welcome it.
You'd bang a zombie given half the chance.
If she looked like Rosita or the lezzer I would. Carol... not so much.
I bet if you knocked their teeth out you'd get an amazing nosh from one.
Who the feck is Rosita?
It really is just annoying how stupid most of these people are. So the scientist doesn't know how to use a gun despite surviving in this world for a year or so, alright fine. But for him to just stand there and aimlessly shoot once he doesn't manage to work the gun? How easy would it have been for him to just run over to where Glen and the army guy were fighting when he saw the first zombie rather than stand there alone and panic? Annoying things like that happen every episode, it's extremely frustrating to me.
Hot new girl dressed like Lara Croft.
Ah ok, she's got nice legs. I approve.
What's with the dead dudes taking so long to turn in this episode? Just killed your mate? Yeah best thing to do is then take an hour or two nap.
And this would be good for a brainless zombie show IF they didn't insist on keep trying to make terrible actors read terrible and cliched 'emotional' lines.
And this would be good for a brainless zombie show IF they didn't insist on keep trying to make terrible actors read terrible and cliched 'emotional' lines.
He didn't kill him, just choked him out so he was unconscious. The zombie that attacked them at the end was the guy Rick killed in the bathroom.
What, the one choked for more time? Do we see him get back up again?
Makes more sense though, and I thought I might get that response, so I choose to believe you. Just wish they'd shut the feck up about feelings and quit with the same old 'I've got to find him/her/it' or 'I used to have a surprising life' storylines every episode.
I do like this more since they are on the road though, much more watchable.
I found out Andrea dies, can't wait. I hate her.
So I haven't been watching since the mid season break because I've had better things to do with my time.
I've now drank a bottle of wine and having nothing better to do.
First episode - Michonne's pet zombies are stupid. How does this work exactly? Why are they not attacking her, because they don't have a jaw and arms? I'd still eat stuff if I didn't have jaws or arms.
The wise words of Carl "Shane taught me, remember him?" What the feck does that achieve Carl you fecking idiot twat boy, give your dad some fecking respect.
Michonne's 'flashback' - urgh what's the fecking point. Hahah actually that's pretty funny, where did their arms go?
Wahey they have cereal! No milk though so it's gonna be dry as feck.
Carl taking those two zombies on a walk around the block, only to walk straight into another zombie, nearly took the biscuit. I mean, I'm only still watching because I'm quite drunk at the moment. hahahah oh feck me - "I win" Yeah only because you have a brain and they don't Carl you utter utter twat.
Michonne walking through a herd of zombies as if they were cows. How is this television.
Carl why are you having a conversation with an unconscious man.
Take that fecking hat off you prat
I might write a TV show. It'd be better than this. HAH wtf Carl why did you jsut run at a door?
Some tins there, nice find kid. Which begs the question, how long does tinned stuff stay good for? I reckon I coudl survive off beans. eww wtf dead parrot?
you bastard zombeis made me jump. OK WHY would you fall over and shoot two shots at the ceiling? oh he's got your leg? out of ammo? could have done with those two bullets huh dumbass.please bite him please. no thats his shoe. Oh zombies name is Sam maybe. Didn't get me, wish he fecking had.
Ok first bit of respect for Carl all episode, eating a tub of...whatever that is, on the roof. That;s what I'd do in the zombie apocalypse. Maybe with some beers.
Mich still walking with zombies. Sheer stupidity. Its like a horse drawn carridge. Yknow what, if the whole show was Michonne cutting up zombies with that sword it would be alright.
Rick's heaving breathing nearly got him in serious trouble there.
Waiting for this to end.
Rick is handsome.
Well that was a nice end.
4/10.
I've now drank a bottle of wine and having nothing better to do.
First episode - Michonne's pet zombies are stupid. How does this work exactly? Why are they not attacking her, because they don't have a jaw and arms? I'd still eat stuff if I didn't have jaws or arms.
The wise words of Carl "Shane taught me, remember him?" What the feck does that achieve Carl you fecking idiot twat boy, give your dad some fecking respect.
Michonne's 'flashback' - urgh what's the fecking point. Hahah actually that's pretty funny, where did their arms go?
Wahey they have cereal! No milk though so it's gonna be dry as feck.
Carl taking those two zombies on a walk around the block, only to walk straight into another zombie, nearly took the biscuit. I mean, I'm only still watching because I'm quite drunk at the moment. hahahah oh feck me - "I win" Yeah only because you have a brain and they don't Carl you utter utter twat.
Michonne walking through a herd of zombies as if they were cows. How is this television.
Carl why are you having a conversation with an unconscious man.
Take that fecking hat off you prat
I might write a TV show. It'd be better than this. HAH wtf Carl why did you jsut run at a door?
Some tins there, nice find kid. Which begs the question, how long does tinned stuff stay good for? I reckon I coudl survive off beans. eww wtf dead parrot?
you bastard zombeis made me jump. OK WHY would you fall over and shoot two shots at the ceiling? oh he's got your leg? out of ammo? could have done with those two bullets huh dumbass.please bite him please. no thats his shoe. Oh zombies name is Sam maybe. Didn't get me, wish he fecking had.
Ok first bit of respect for Carl all episode, eating a tub of...whatever that is, on the roof. That;s what I'd do in the zombie apocalypse. Maybe with some beers.
Mich still walking with zombies. Sheer stupidity. Its like a horse drawn carridge. Yknow what, if the whole show was Michonne cutting up zombies with that sword it would be alright.
Rick's heaving breathing nearly got him in serious trouble there.
Waiting for this to end.
Rick is handsome.
Well that was a nice end.
4/10.
Are we rating our own posts now?
I don't think he killed him, I thought he put him in a sleeper hold and the guy passed out?
Saw one interview with a writer or something from teh show and he tried to explain Carl's actions throughout the series as the fact that he is just a kid who is trying to act grown-up but his being a kid keeps getting in the way. So its all down to teenage angst it seems. Maybe he just needs to get some.
Hey, you know that post is at least a 5.
Actually I've just noted the spelling mistakes. 4 it is.
Enjoy. I wish I could experience that again, but it's just not the same after the first time.
That's a shame. She speaks very highly of you.
I thought Andrea was one of the better characters? I'd rather have her alive than Carl or Carol.
Maybe not then...
Wow...I just don't know what to say to this apart from it's a first!
Come on, the standard for these characters is so low that I thought she was alright?
She's universally recogised as the worst! Utterly shambolic character, always doing the very most stupid thing, one minute hard the next a blabbering wreck, just a complete mess. Even her death was pathetically stupid.
Fair enough, each to their own I suppose. I would have put Carl and Carol in that room before her though.
Just about to watch Series 3 finale.
Carol - What do you do?
Andrea - Hurry up and get yourself killed
Mustache guy - Are you still alive, you shouldn't be.
Governor - I HATE him, I know he's meant to be the villain, but I mean in general, ugh.
Scientist - meh
Carol - What do you do?
Andrea - Hurry up and get yourself killed
Mustache guy - Are you still alive, you shouldn't be.
Governor - I HATE him, I know he's meant to be the villain, but I mean in general, ugh.
Scientist - meh
I don't like where this is going.
Well that was a really good episode. Nobody did any stupid shit, we learned something new about the characters and I cared about them far more than I ever have. Pretty good acting too.
I still don't know what her name is though.
I still don't know what her name is though.
I thought she was going to get wasted and want to get laid before she gets eaten by zombies. Fortunately, that didn't happen.
Yeah I thought Daryl would get drunk and do something he'll regret. How old is she ? Is she legal ?
Who the feck is Rick then ?
He took off his hat and became a farmer....and it's Dave.
It's certainly been better since the break. Still prone to all the things we love to hate of course but much better in general.
I can't help but think that all this letting us get to know Beth thing means she is going to be the next to get eaten.
She looked so cute in her golf outfit though.
I can't help but think that all this letting us get to know Beth thing means she is going to be the next to get eaten.
She looked so cute in her golf outfit though.
You could see Daryl looking her up and down during the drinking game, I just kept thinking why don't they just get it on.
Don't blame him for smashing the Peach Schnapps though, if you're wanting to try alcohol and get drunk there's much better choices. Not that she looked properly
Don't blame him for smashing the Peach Schnapps though, if you're wanting to try alcohol and get drunk there's much better choices. Not that she looked properly