The Trump Presidency | Biden Inaugurated

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It would explain his problem with stairs. The ramp walk also looked like someone who shit themselves.
 
The Firestarter said:
If this was real surely it would have come out much earlier , during 2016 for example.
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The guy wears makeup and has a triple swirl comb over yet conservatives think he is a manly man and don't mention it. Michael Wolf said in an interview that Ivanka told a group of White House staffers how he does his hair and he is basically bald all over his crown and has to wrap his sides around his head like a turban.
People mock him behind his back because he is a joke but this country weirdly stays silent on these things, like his amphetamine use. Even to call him a successful businessman after a well documented history of failure is strange.
 
GiddyUp said:
The guy wears makeup and has a triple swirl comb over yet conservatives think he is a manly man and don't mention it. Michael Wolf said in an interview that Ivanka told a group of White House staffers how he does his hair and he is basically bald all over his crown and has to wrap his sides around his head like a turban.
People mock him behind his back because he is a joke but this country weirdly stays silent on these things, like his amphetamine use. Even to call him a successful businessman after a well documented history of failure is strange.
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I don't disagree with that. But surely having a comb over is a little bit different to wearing a diaper and regularly shitting yourself, no?
 
The Firestarter said:
I don't disagree with that. But surely having a comb over is a little bit different to wearing a diaper and regularly shitting yourself, no?
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Definitely. But a triple swirl pal. Imagine the work that takes every day not to mention the narcissism to think that it looks better than actually being a bit bald. That's why he doesn't start work until 11am, doing his hair and makeup.
 
GiddyUp said:
Definitely. But a triple swirl pal. Imagine the work that takes every day not to mention the narcissism to think that it looks better than actually being a bit bald. That's why he doesn't start work until 11am, doing his hair and makeup.
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Amazing :lol:
 
RedTiger said:
I can't believe this is the first time I'm hearing about this, it sounds so much like him that I dont think it's a lie:lol:


Does anyone have clips of Trump's meeting with Erdogan and Feinstein?
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Journalists should ask him repeatedly about that, even if it’s not true he‘d flip out :lol:
 
GiddyUp said:
Definitely. But a triple swirl pal. Imagine the work that takes every day not to mention the narcissism to think that it looks better than actually being a bit bald. That's why he doesn't start work until 11am, doing his hair and makeup.
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Plus waking up from a Big Mac and Adderall coma after being up all night on social media can be hell, trust me.
 
Even if he didn't do any drugs then a diet of McDonalds and Diet Coke would be more than enough for him to require an adult nappy, let alone with the laxative effect of uppers on top of all that.

I bet his arse looks like a Japanese flag most mornings, with his toilet resembling the one out of trainspotting.

#DonaldDump
 
Just when you thought this couldn't get any weirder. I'd feel sorry for him if this is true if he hand't mocked other people with disabilities or used ad hominem bully boy tactics so often.

His whole presidency just feels very surreal and one that will people will be fascinated by for generations to come, kind of like the old Roman emperors.
 
Irwin99 said:
Just when you thought this couldn't get any weirder. I'd feel sorry for him if this is true if he hand't mocked other people with disabilities or used ad hominem bully boy tactics so often.

His whole presidency just feels very surreal and one that will people will be fascinated by for generations to come, kind of like the old Roman emperors.
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As well as the putting kids in cages, pulling the US out of the paris agreement, the racist flight ban, giving bigots a platform, putting white supremacists like Bannon and Stephen Miller in government, when he mocked McCain's PoW status, and I've only gotten started.

I'm usually a sympathetic person, but I can't get enough schadenfreude with Trump's recent misfortunes. Feck him and his awful family very much, may the humiliation and hardship continue long after the orange-diapered dorito gets evicted from the white house.
 
This really was the perfect blimp.

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Just did some reading on this diaper story and more of the accusations from that comedian dude. What a mess! He doesn't seem to have anyone backing him though? Gotta say I'm a bit sceptical without any more sources on this.

The other details on the Trumps were just as juicy though. The descriptions on their personalities seem to fit well with the general impression you get. Top tier disgusting bunch of wankers.
 
phonics_tid said:
He just looks like the kinda person that always reeks of cabbage
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How do these people exist? Does anyone know the science behind this phenomenon? I knew a guy who always had that cabbagey smell and I doubt he ever went near vegetables.
 
Can't say much against Exhibits A and B but it's a reasonable assumption that he's wearing protective padding in Exhibit C seeing as he's in a WWE scene.
 
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