The Trump Presidency | Biden Inaugurated

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"I am stopping an invasion".

He is the only one to see it. Must have sniffed too much cocaine in the last days.
 
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Bobcat said:
Who the hell autographs bibiles? The Pope maybe, but even that would seem a little weird. The fact that the least moral man in the world does it just makes it utterly bizarre.
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In a way it seems quite ironic for Satan himself to be signing bibles...
 
He's not wrong though, no other president could have made every single south-american caravan preparing to inavade America disappear into thin air just by not mentioning them on twitter. Even Jesus needed water to make wine, but Trump needs literally nothing to perform his miracles. Trump 1 - Jesus 0.
 
Zlaatan said:
He's not wrong though, no other president could have made every single south-american caravan preparing to inavade America disappear into thin air just by not mentioning them on twitter. Even Jesus needed water to make wine, but Trump needs literally nothing to perform his miracles. Trump 1 - Jesus 0.
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Imagine what jesus can do with a twitter
 
Regardless of anything else, I'll be forever grateful to Mr Trump for explaining to me that 'apprehended' means 'captured'.

I'd spent many years wondering!
 
Raoul said:
The silver lining is he will probably be under intense legal pressure (if not in jail) for the rest of his life.
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Equally importantly, the Trump Organisation is clearly not a successful business. It’s a criminal organisation that hasn’t got the first clue about turning legitimate profits.

It’s going to be nigh on impossible to continue as they were without huge scrutiny from journalists, Democrat politicians and the IRS.

If the Democrats perform in 2020 and take all 3 houses, he will be broke within 2 or 3 years.
 
Damien said:
Believable. He had actually said "Marillyn Hewson Lockheed" here but the "Hewson" was soft as well.

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Trump probably doesn't understand that you don't have to have your business named after you.
 
Damien said:
Believable. He had actually said "Marillyn Hewson Lockheed" here but the "Hewson" was soft as well.



Then there's that time they sent a singer to Russia.

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I remember when he took a call from our former PM, Malcolm Turnbull, and called him Malcolm Trumble.
 
Meh, I'm sure he is prepped before meetings with the preferred name of the guest and their affiliation, so no wonder he keeps putting the first name and company together.
 
Saving time? This is the same guy who just about a week ago went on a 2 hour speech about how much he loves himself and what a great job he's doing, kindergarteners are better liars.
 
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