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AN! are you kidding me? You've decided to hijack my bid for a free agent worth 10k?! There's plenty about, find your own!
 
KM said:
I'm a fecking transfer muppet in this game. Yesterday, I thought that my transfer business is over now, today I've put in bids for six players. Btw free transfer market is a handy place, I've gotten two 75's for a very reasonable amount including Ollie Gill. Ofcourse I'll use them for backup only.
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Problem with Gill is he doesn't play football anymore so can't see his rating going well in the next update but as you're using him as a backup and presumably not looking to make a profit from him it's a decent deal.

Scrumpet said:
AN! are you kidding me? You've decided to hijack my bid for a free agent worth 10k?! There's plenty about, find your own!
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:lol:
 
:lol: In my defence, it didn't say he had any other offers or anything! Players usually have that icon by the side of their name if they have but he didn't have one!

Alex KONSTANTINOU.... he is the future!
 
The offer for Erik LAMELA of Roma from Crystal Palace has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours.
 
Annihilate Now! said:
:lol: In my defence, it didn't say he had any other offers or anything! Players usually have that icon by the side of their name if they have but he didn't have one!

Alex KONSTANTINOU.... he is the future!
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Bullshit. You just love stealing players others have spent hours scouting. You are a dirty man, and eventually you will pay for it. Bastard!
 
Annihilate Now! said:
:lol: In my defence, it didn't say he had any other offers or anything! Players usually have that icon by the side of their name if they have but he didn't have one!

Alex KONSTANTINOU.... he is the future!
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He's not the future at all! He's shite and you're buying him for the same reason I am - to have more players in your squad so you can exchange your decent players for a good player. I put that bid on him a full bloody day ago and now you are stealing him, which means it will be about a day and a half before I can actually make the deal I've wanted to.

This won't be forgotten any time soon!

Edit: Damn what a waste of a rant. Thank you AN!, I'm going to have a lie down now.
 
Not long before we find out whether Henrique goes to me or those thieves Brighton.
 
Scrumpet said:
He's not the future at all! He's shite and you're buying him for the same reason I am - to have more players in your squad so you can exchange your decent players for a good player. I put that bid on him a full bloody day ago and now you are stealing him, which means it will be about a day and a half before I can actually make the deal I've wanted to.

This won't be forgotten any time soon!

Edit: Damn what a waste of a rant. Thank you AN!, I'm going to have a lie down now.
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:lol: It was an admirable rant! And pretty much all exactly right! I honestly didn't see he had another bid though (I swear there was no icon!), if I had, I wouldn't have bid... but yeah, my apologies!

Put some other bids elsewhere instead.
 
Sir Solius relaxed after earlier outburst

After his recent rant at Brighton manager Bosnian Red, Saints manager Sir Solius was much calmer when asked about the impending transfer of centre-back Buss Henrique. The talented manager was quoted as saying "I was angry at the time. We worked on getting him for a long time and to have somebody jump on the back of our work and try to poach him was very annoying. Especially because Bosnian Red literally broke into our training ground. He is paying for that door."

Henrique is expected to be announced as a Brighton or Southampton player in the next few hours, and Solius expects him to be presented alongside his other 7 signings of the day. "We've made some cracking signings", he said. "Some exceptional players now play here, I am confident Buss wants to be a part of that. There is more talent here in this Division 3 team than there is in their Division 2 team and that shows the difference between the clubs. The fact that we're attracting players like Federico Fazio and Eren Derdiyok is a testament us. He will make the right decision I am sure."
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I've got Henriquie going to Southampton at 3/1, with his destination of Brighton being shorter odds at Evens.
 
The offer for Theo JANSSEN of Ajax from Swansea City has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours.
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The offer for Luís FABIANO of São Paulo from Swansea City has been accepted. The transfer will be completed within the next 24 hours.
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Now I just have to compete with Crystal Palace for Zanetti, and I will be all done with my transfers. Replaced the entire XI expect for Sigurdsson, and all with a budget of merely £5m and the player who was the most worth was Sinclair at £7m. I think I've managed pretty well all things concidering.
 
I just got back home from work & a workout session. Gonna get myself some food, and then dive right into it!
 
Football revolution underway at Portman Road

Posted by: Scrumpet . (Ipswich Town) Friday, March 16, 2012

"Long gone are the days when football was a game won by the fittest, strongest and most technically gifted", says effortlessly cool sex symbol-cum-manager Scrumpet, "Nowadays the battle is won in the head." Since the day he set foot in Ipswich Town's sad excuse for a training ground, Scrumpet knew that he would face the greatest challenge of his career. He set about creating a team that would be mentally, tactically and spiritually superior to any in the country. Fitness training has been replaced by meditation, practice matches with circle time, and players have been issued with homework of telling everyone they love how special they are.

"A happy player is a victorious player" continues the enigmatic football mogul, "Look at any successful player throughout history. What was Maradona doing when he scored a goal? Smiling. What was Pele doing each time he lifted the World Cup? Smiling. Ipswich Town will win Division 2, I can guarantee you that, not because we are better at football, but because we are happier, and we are simply better men. Stay beautiful."
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Inspiring.
 
It's happening already Scrumps. I've heard rumours that many of United's players are growing restless with their managers 'unusual' habits and wish to join title rivals Chelsea :smirk:

Z, do the good thing and sell me Messi. Or loan me Cleverly. If you don't, I might allow my sources to talk to the press
 
Phew... looks like Middlesbrough FC have gone to great lengths to straighten out that earlier misunderstanding.

Middlesbrough Press Officer said:
Konstantinou Creates Chaos!

Alex Konstantinou, heard of him? This journalist certainly hadn't, that is until earlier today when the unknown Cypriot youngster sparked incredible controversy, with his transfer to these shores nearly creating an International incident between Ipswich Town and Middlesbrough.

Reports indicate that Ipswich Town put in a bid for the Free Agent yesterday, only for Middlesbrough to sneak in earlier today and lodge a bid of their own, in what most would call under-handed and immoral tactics from the North Yorkshire club. Speaking to an interviewer today, Middlesbrough manager Annihilate Now was at great pains to set the record straight on this bubbling peice of news.

"Yeah, we made an offer for the little fecker... we met with him and his representative earlier today and put in a bid. Thought we'd do our bit for the Greeks considering they've got feck all money"

When the interviewer interrupted him in order to inform Mr. Now that Konstantinou was actually from Cyprus, Mr. Now respond in a sharp fashion ... "That's what I said you fecking Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime, he's from Greece... anyway, the bastard told us he wasn't in any other negotiations with any other teams, so we went ahead with our offer."

"So when I was informed by fellow Division 2 manager Scrumpet that his team Ipswich had bid for the fecker yesterday, well you can imagine my rage. Konstantinou clearly wanted hedge his bets and give himself more options... which is a damn right fecking outrage! The little cnut has caused me and my team a whole lot of embarrassment and a near PR disaster in the process."

An irrate Annihilate Now continued... "Obviously we cancelled the deal straight away. Middlesbrough football club does not want personalities of that sort at this club, and it is not my wish to step on the toes of managers within this fecking fantastic division. I have the up most respect for Scrumpet and what he's trying to achieve up there at Ipswich, and the same goes for all the other Division 2 managers... these Division 1 cnuts, with all their fecking money and muppetry however? Well that's a different story for a different day"

As for Alex Konstantinou, well the 19 year old has certainly made a bit of a story for himself on arrival to these shores, and now we must wait and see what kind of impact, if any, he will make at Ipswich Town.
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Urban-Ned said:
It's happening already Scrumps. I've heard rumours that many of United's players are growing restless with their managers 'unusual' habits and wish to join title rivals Chelsea :smirk:

Z, do the good thing and sell me Messi. Or loan me Cleverly. If you don't, I might allow my sources to talk to the press
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I've heard your source is Rafa Benitez and full of shit. ;)

Also title rivals..

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Cider is my title rival.
 
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