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Not my fault the dirty Mackem's injured him just because he scored 2 against them.

5 days out with a bloody bruised shin. Misses the Arsenal game.

You broke Messi?? Not suited to the English game. shift him on imo.
 
Not my fault the dirty Mackem's injured him just because he scored 2 against them.

5 days out with a bloody bruised shin. Misses the Arsenal game.

You're moaning he's out for 5 days :mad:

I bought a new attacking fullback, on his debut he scored, got MOTM and got a 5 week injury! Arrrgh!
 
I'll play a friendly with someone on Saturday, providing it doesn't affect morale, condition, injuries etc
 
How often do you have to log in, I swear it thinks the game is some top secret government website.
 
Can't be arsed to log in and re-screenshot the tactics window so I'll just "fix" yesterday's:
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feck sake, another manager trying to fuse Lampard and Gerrard.

At least your playing them in their right positions.
 
On the club front, I kept just enough players back from the original PNE squad that I was able to sell off four players for about £2.4M. The cash infusion, and the £40K/turn I've chopped off of wages should be enough to keep me above water financially, at least for a while. It was a bit of a blow to depth, though, and I didn't have a ton of that to begin with.
 
Robo - My players will be immortalised.
West Brom manager has surprised fans by saying that his players have a chance of being forever young.

"I've spoken to the lads at great length about this, and it isn't dying that scares them, but growing old. I'm trying to use that as a motivation tactic by telling them that they can be forever young."

When pressed on whether West Brom had a chance of silverware this season The Count responded:

"Oh no I don't mean immortalised in song or that rubbish. No my players have a chance of living forever as a young person. Well they are all multimillionaires, and with the advancement of technology by the time they reached 40, they could still have bodies of 35 year olds. By the time they reach 50 they could be effectively immortal as 40 year olds, and from there they will only get younger.

Robocop refused to say how this would come about, or whether it was fair to the fans that pay their wages.
 
Cheers. Don't suppose you know if they'll be doing all the divisions in England? Or will it just be the Prem?

For all of them they're just doing the top division. They do review the other divisions in each country too but from what I can see it happens less regularly and won't be happening during this update.
 
German League Rating Increases:

Rating increase so far listed below, final column is current rating after the changes.

Code:
+ 1   AFC Bournemouth           NEUSTADTER, Roman           DM/CM       87
+ 1   Blackpool                 KAGAWA, Shinji              AM/W        90
[COLOR="Red"]- 1   Bolton                    TUNCAY, Sanli               Fwd/W       86[/COLOR]
+ 1   Bolton                    REUS, Marco                 Fwd/W       90
+ 1   Brighton                  KADLEC, Michal              LB          87
+ 1   Bristol City              BLASZCZYKOWSKI, Jakub       RM/W        89
+ 1   Burnley                   ALABA, David                CM/LM       88
+ 1   Burnley                   LEWANDOWSKI, Robert         CF/AM       90
[COLOR="red"]- 1   Bury                      CASTELEN, Romeo             W/F         83[/COLOR]
+ 2   Bury                      BASALA-MAZANA, Bienvenue    RB/LB       80   
+ 5   Carlisle United           DIAGNE, Fallou              CB/DM       83
+ 5   Carlisle United           OSTRZOLEK, Matthias         LB/RB       83
+ 4   Carlisle United           VESTERGAARD, Jannik         CB          82  
[COLOR="red"]- 2   Charlton Athletic         POUPLIN, Simon              GK          83[/COLOR]
+ 3   Darlington                UNNERSTALL, Lars            GK          83
+ 1   Derby County              STINDL, Lars                AM/W        88
+ 5   Hull City                 ISHAK, Mikael               F           80
[COLOR="red"]- 1   Ipswich Town              PRANJIC, Danijel            CM/LB       88[/COLOR]
+ 4   Leeds United              SALA, Jacopo                RM/W        80
+ 2   Leeds United              JANTSCHKE, Tony             RB          87
+ 1   Leeds United              PISZCZEK, Lukasz            RB/RM       90
[COLOR="red"]- 1   Leicester City            BERG, Marcus                CF          87[/COLOR]
+ 2   Leicester City            DRAXLER, Julian             AM/W        86
+ 1   Manchester City           LENO, Bernd                 GK          87
+ 1   Manchester United         CHANDLER, Timothy           RB/LB       86
+ 1   Middlesbrough             BENDER, Lars                CM/DM       89
[COLOR="red"]- 1   Norwich City              ADLER, René                 GK          90[/COLOR]
+ 1   Norwich City              HUNTELAAR, Klaas-Jan        CF          91
[COLOR="red"]- 1   Nottingham Forest         BRENO, Vinicius             CB          85[/COLOR]
+ 2   Notts County              PUKKI, Teemu                F/W         85
[COLOR="red"]- 1   Oldham Athletic           SARPEI, Hans                RB/LB       83[/COLOR]
+ 2   Plymouth Argyle           BITTENCOURT, Leonardo       AM/W        82
+ 2   Reading                   NORDTVEIT, Håvard           DM/CB       87
+ 1   Reading                   LEITNER, Moritz             AM/CM       85
+ 1   Southampton               KEHL, Sebastian             DM/CM       88
+ 1   Stoke City                FUCHS, Christian            LB/LM       89
[COLOR="red"]- 1   Stoke City                TYMOSCHUK, Anatoliy         DM/CB       90
- 1   Swansea  City             OLIC, Ivica                 F/W         89[/COLOR]
+ 1   West Ham                  ZIELER, Ron-Robert          GK          88
+ 3   Wolverhampton Wanderers   HARTHERZ, Florian           LB          80
+ 1   Wolverhampton Wanderers   PAPADOPOULOS, Kyriakos      CB/DM       88
+ 1   Wolverhampton Wanderers   GUSTAVO, Luiz               DM          90

That took a while! :eek:
 
Yes. I get the impression that you're not taking this very seriously, WR. Your chairman must be pleased.

No, I'm laughing at the fact you believe they actually scouted for themselves.

And I'm unbeaten. Never lost a game in my managerial career. My chairman couldn't be happier.