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2013/2014 Season Update #3
niMic (Sevilla)
niMic seems to be steadily improving, this season a improvement on the last. In 41 appearances (37 starts) he contributed 7 goals and 7 assists to Sevilla, who finished 5th in the Primera, and also enjoyed a decent run in the UEFA cup until they were eliminated in the 2nd Knockout Round by Legold Legster’s Stuttgart. He’s become an important player for Sevilla and ousted Jesus Navas from the team.
Although he’s happy to have signed a new contract with Sevilla, it has a minimum release clause of £17.25m so wouldn’t be a surprise to see him move.
Lately niMic has emerged as a goalscoring winger for Norway, and has 6 goals in his last six international appearances, taking him up 8 goals from 24 Caps. These six goals came from a hat trick vs Luxumbourg, a cheeky goal against Liechtenstein, and goals against Bosnia and Portugal.
niMic
Alwyn Payne (Juventus)
Very successful treble winning season for Juventus and Alwyn played a major role. Unfortunately he missed out on the Champions League final victory over Chelsea due to fractured ribs, but made 44 appearances this season, 40 starts. Only thing lacking from Alwyn’s game is goals, only managing two this season, but he excels in most areas, especially in passing, and 87% pass completion rate, or 1605 completed out of 1833 attempted. He’s formed a powerful midfield partnership with Ubor Skolskov, and has recently signed a new contract worth £115,000 a week.
Alwyn Payne
Paz (Newcastle)
In this game the Geordies unfortunately went unrelegated and have been lurking around the UEFA Cup places the past few seasons under a smarmy wanker named Paul Ince. Paz has become a regular in their team, and started 46 games this season, scoring 6 goals and creating another 9.
In truth Paz hasn’t be one of Newcastle’s more consistant performers though, and an average rating of 6.62 is amongst the lowest in the squad. His passing has been erratic, and an average of 7km run per match isn’t too impressive. Brazilian striker Guilherme seems to be carrying this side, scoring 32 goals, only Eden Hazard coming close to this with 11.
But Paz has been brilliant for England, suggesting a bigger stage and challenge could be in order. He’s at his creative best for England, and has created five goals in five appearances this season for England. On the international stage he seems to formed a very effective partnership with cw1984 on England’s left flank.
Paz
Psmith (FC Bayern Munich)
Like Nilsson, Psmith ditched relegated Hull to remain in top flight football. He’s since taken the Bundesliga by storm following a £9.5m move to champions Bayern Munich, and in 50 starts has scored 24 goals (No penalties). His devastating partnership with Roque Santa Cruz (Who scored 22 goals himself) fired Bayern Munich to another title, finishing seven points above HSV. 15 times he was declared Man of the Match. He’s already been rewarded with an improved contract during his first season, and now earns £86,000 a week.
But some critics might say he’s the kind of striker who’ll need 4 or 5 chances before he’ll score. Those 24 goals came from 134 attempts. But there is some creativity to his game, and he proved this mainly in Europe where he assisted more goals than he scored. This included setting up a vital away goal that put Bayern past the 1st Knockout Round at the expense of Manchester United, a man of the match performance (You twat!)
This creativity and solid team ethic has been a feature in his international career as well, and he seems quite willing to pass opportunities onto his teammates.
Psmith
Chris Searl (Inter)
As part of the Inter side dethroned in Serie A by a glorious Juventus side boasting the likes of Ubor Skolskov (And Alwyn, and Hassan Emirati), Searl has some reason to be disappointed with his season. But he was one of the most creative midfielders in the Italian top flight, second only to Christian Jidayi for assists (10 for Searl, 11 for Jidayi). He chipped in with 5 goals as well, and ended up with an 88% pass completion rate. His midfield partnership with Flawless Thaw and Esteban Cambiasso looks quite fearsome, and suggests Inter’s problems lie elsewhere.
Predictably, Searl is key player for Canada but they narrowly missed out on qualifying for the World Cup, losing out to Honduras and Guatemala in their qualifying group.
Chris Searl
Shorty Phelan (Southampton)
Phelan finally made his way into the Premiership, signed for £6m by a Southampton team who’ve cemented a comfortable spot mid table, looking to sneak into European contention. Signing Phelan was a good forward for them, and in his debut season he scored 13 goals, second highest scorer in the squad behind Eugene Seleznyov (Who finished joint top scorer in the Premiership with Newcastle’s Guilherme. 20 goals each).
Room for improvement though. He needed 115 shots on goal to score those 13, and only managed to win 77 headers out of 206 despite being 6’1”. Air of a mini-Peter Crouch about him. Could benefit from playing a slightly withdrawn role rather than as an out and out striker as he has been, but his partnership with Seleznyov is definitely something Southampton has going for them and hopefully Phelan will improve even more.
Still not made his full debut for England, but now has an impressive 9 goals from 12 U21 appearances.
Shorty Phelan
Ubor Skolskov (Juventus)
Important member of Juventus’ treble winning team, Skolskov made 53 appearances in all, scoring 11 goals and creating 13. Much of his best work came in the Champions League, where he scored five of his goals. This included an important away goal against Bayern Munich in the semi-finals, this proving to be the difference between the two teams. Although for a moment it seemed like his season would end in disappointment after a missed penalty in the decisive shoot-out against Chelsea, Juve ended up as European Champions.
Ubor Skolskov
Sam Stock (West Ham)
Stock’s career at West Ham appears to be coming to an end after three seasons at the club, with many of Europe’s top clubs (Man Utd, R. Madrid, Inter and Fiorentina) taking a keen interest in the player, and the player taking a keen interest in Europe’s top clubs. His public desires for a move have relegated him a lesser role in West Ham’s squad, and this season he made on 14 appearances for the club as they finished 13th in the Premiership. His goalscoring quality is well evidenced though, despite limited opportunities he managed 8 goals from 24 attempts. A big favourite of the West Ham crowd despite his wantaway attitude, he was voted their player of the season.
Stock has produced an enviable international record for England, now standing at 11 goals from 15 appearances. Granted, 5 of those goals came in a 10-0 annihilation of Andorra, but he’s a very promising young striker and it’ll be interesting to see him at an elite club.
Sam Stock
niMic (Sevilla)
niMic seems to be steadily improving, this season a improvement on the last. In 41 appearances (37 starts) he contributed 7 goals and 7 assists to Sevilla, who finished 5th in the Primera, and also enjoyed a decent run in the UEFA cup until they were eliminated in the 2nd Knockout Round by Legold Legster’s Stuttgart. He’s become an important player for Sevilla and ousted Jesus Navas from the team.
Although he’s happy to have signed a new contract with Sevilla, it has a minimum release clause of £17.25m so wouldn’t be a surprise to see him move.
Lately niMic has emerged as a goalscoring winger for Norway, and has 6 goals in his last six international appearances, taking him up 8 goals from 24 Caps. These six goals came from a hat trick vs Luxumbourg, a cheeky goal against Liechtenstein, and goals against Bosnia and Portugal.
niMic
Alwyn Payne (Juventus)
Very successful treble winning season for Juventus and Alwyn played a major role. Unfortunately he missed out on the Champions League final victory over Chelsea due to fractured ribs, but made 44 appearances this season, 40 starts. Only thing lacking from Alwyn’s game is goals, only managing two this season, but he excels in most areas, especially in passing, and 87% pass completion rate, or 1605 completed out of 1833 attempted. He’s formed a powerful midfield partnership with Ubor Skolskov, and has recently signed a new contract worth £115,000 a week.
Alwyn Payne
Paz (Newcastle)
In this game the Geordies unfortunately went unrelegated and have been lurking around the UEFA Cup places the past few seasons under a smarmy wanker named Paul Ince. Paz has become a regular in their team, and started 46 games this season, scoring 6 goals and creating another 9.
In truth Paz hasn’t be one of Newcastle’s more consistant performers though, and an average rating of 6.62 is amongst the lowest in the squad. His passing has been erratic, and an average of 7km run per match isn’t too impressive. Brazilian striker Guilherme seems to be carrying this side, scoring 32 goals, only Eden Hazard coming close to this with 11.
But Paz has been brilliant for England, suggesting a bigger stage and challenge could be in order. He’s at his creative best for England, and has created five goals in five appearances this season for England. On the international stage he seems to formed a very effective partnership with cw1984 on England’s left flank.
Paz
Psmith (FC Bayern Munich)
Like Nilsson, Psmith ditched relegated Hull to remain in top flight football. He’s since taken the Bundesliga by storm following a £9.5m move to champions Bayern Munich, and in 50 starts has scored 24 goals (No penalties). His devastating partnership with Roque Santa Cruz (Who scored 22 goals himself) fired Bayern Munich to another title, finishing seven points above HSV. 15 times he was declared Man of the Match. He’s already been rewarded with an improved contract during his first season, and now earns £86,000 a week.
But some critics might say he’s the kind of striker who’ll need 4 or 5 chances before he’ll score. Those 24 goals came from 134 attempts. But there is some creativity to his game, and he proved this mainly in Europe where he assisted more goals than he scored. This included setting up a vital away goal that put Bayern past the 1st Knockout Round at the expense of Manchester United, a man of the match performance (You twat!)
This creativity and solid team ethic has been a feature in his international career as well, and he seems quite willing to pass opportunities onto his teammates.
Psmith
Chris Searl (Inter)
As part of the Inter side dethroned in Serie A by a glorious Juventus side boasting the likes of Ubor Skolskov (And Alwyn, and Hassan Emirati), Searl has some reason to be disappointed with his season. But he was one of the most creative midfielders in the Italian top flight, second only to Christian Jidayi for assists (10 for Searl, 11 for Jidayi). He chipped in with 5 goals as well, and ended up with an 88% pass completion rate. His midfield partnership with Flawless Thaw and Esteban Cambiasso looks quite fearsome, and suggests Inter’s problems lie elsewhere.
Predictably, Searl is key player for Canada but they narrowly missed out on qualifying for the World Cup, losing out to Honduras and Guatemala in their qualifying group.
Chris Searl
Shorty Phelan (Southampton)
Phelan finally made his way into the Premiership, signed for £6m by a Southampton team who’ve cemented a comfortable spot mid table, looking to sneak into European contention. Signing Phelan was a good forward for them, and in his debut season he scored 13 goals, second highest scorer in the squad behind Eugene Seleznyov (Who finished joint top scorer in the Premiership with Newcastle’s Guilherme. 20 goals each).
Room for improvement though. He needed 115 shots on goal to score those 13, and only managed to win 77 headers out of 206 despite being 6’1”. Air of a mini-Peter Crouch about him. Could benefit from playing a slightly withdrawn role rather than as an out and out striker as he has been, but his partnership with Seleznyov is definitely something Southampton has going for them and hopefully Phelan will improve even more.
Still not made his full debut for England, but now has an impressive 9 goals from 12 U21 appearances.
Shorty Phelan
Ubor Skolskov (Juventus)
Important member of Juventus’ treble winning team, Skolskov made 53 appearances in all, scoring 11 goals and creating 13. Much of his best work came in the Champions League, where he scored five of his goals. This included an important away goal against Bayern Munich in the semi-finals, this proving to be the difference between the two teams. Although for a moment it seemed like his season would end in disappointment after a missed penalty in the decisive shoot-out against Chelsea, Juve ended up as European Champions.
Ubor Skolskov
Sam Stock (West Ham)
Stock’s career at West Ham appears to be coming to an end after three seasons at the club, with many of Europe’s top clubs (Man Utd, R. Madrid, Inter and Fiorentina) taking a keen interest in the player, and the player taking a keen interest in Europe’s top clubs. His public desires for a move have relegated him a lesser role in West Ham’s squad, and this season he made on 14 appearances for the club as they finished 13th in the Premiership. His goalscoring quality is well evidenced though, despite limited opportunities he managed 8 goals from 24 attempts. A big favourite of the West Ham crowd despite his wantaway attitude, he was voted their player of the season.
Stock has produced an enviable international record for England, now standing at 11 goals from 15 appearances. Granted, 5 of those goals came in a 10-0 annihilation of Andorra, but he’s a very promising young striker and it’ll be interesting to see him at an elite club.
Sam Stock