Okay, we're two episodes in. Here's my review.
Rings of Power is a beautiful, breathtaking fun-filled adventure for all the family. Stunning doesn't even begin to describe the world presented to us. It's amazing, gorgeous, mindblowing, pretty, cute and... urgh... Who am I kidding? Let's face facts; this show is boring as hell. It's a typically dull and mundane affair throughout, akin to a feature-length CGI cutscene from your latest AAA videogame, and criminally lacking the fundamental "pull factor" required of any good TV show. In short: it's diabolical.
Firstly: the elves. Did the show writers intend for the elven men to look and act like feminized cowards or was it merely an accident? I'm going with the former on this. Take Galadriel, for example, she is anything but feminine in both appearance and actions. It appears you've taken stereotypical character traits generally owing to men and, purely in the name of political agenda, given them to women. Okay, that's weird, but why would you do that? Glad you ask, I'm here to tell you. Because of the female empowerment movement and everything it represents, that's why. Because of American politicians' continuous use of the distract and divide tactic to further their agenda, that's also why.
Welcome to Hollywood, guys and girls. Please enjoy your stay. But be sure to leave your brain at the doorstep lest your IQ becomes permanently lowered before you leave. We, the British public, are sick to death of you guys forcing American politics down our throats. Shove it up your...
...But I digress.
The hobbits are equally crap and frankly insulting depending on your perspective. They've been depicted as a culturally backwards sect of unclean, brain-dead morons with wildly diverse ethnic features, accents, and... Einstein hair. Most of them are a combination of Northern Irish and west-Cornish because, well, reasons, but also because Roman-Irish gipsies. Right? Having a go at Irish history and its effects on America today much showrunners? Maybe, maybe not. I'm half-Irish, so I might be acting paranoid. But if your game is to insult us then you can shove it up your...
...But I digress. Again.
The show has one redeeming quality; the dwarves. Yeah, I liked them. The King and Queen had a human connection my wife and I could relate to, one that is distinctly lacking in all of your other characters. Sorry, I forget their names because you didn't give them enough screentime, choosing instead to focus on the elves and the highly dislikeable and ludicrously powerful Galadriel. The queen had an especially endearing smile and the architecture in the dwarven kingdom gave me feels from the original LOTR. Impressive.
2 stars.