Television The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power

There's no doubt that Tolkien's Galadriel could best a troll in her sleep. It's questionable that she would do it with a sword. But what makes it laughable is that she shouldn't be there at all - she should be off with her husband being a Queen, not serving King Gil-Galad or girl bossing a bunch of soldiers. This is the timeline of Tolkien's Galadriel...

https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Timeline_of_Galadriel#Second_Age
I knew it. Bring on the cooking and cleaning scenes!
 
It may sound silly to you but Tolkien was obsessed with the integrity and depth of his world building. To many it is what makes his writing so remarkable. Which is why the current show works fine as a dungeons and dragons romp that pays a lot of money to use his characters' names. But it obviously is not Tolkien's world except at the most superficial level. For example, he wrote extensively about Galadriel's family and motivation, which has been ignored in favour of a completely different character.

Most importantly Tolkien was heavily invested in lineage, and his use of race and ethnicity is by modern standards out and out racist (for example his gold loving blond elf chasing Dwarves):

"I do think of the 'Dwarves' like Jews: at once native and alien in their habitations, speaking the languages of the country, but with an accent due to their own private tongue".

The only Elf he ever referred to as maybe having dark skin (swart) was a baddy called Maeglin:

"Less fair was he than most of this goodly folk, swart and of none too kindly mood, so that he won small love, and whispers there were that he had Orc’s blood in his veins, but I know not how this could be true "

Basically Tolkien consistently colour coded black as evil and fair and blond as pure. Which isn't surprising given that it was based on North European mythology.

If it is anything, Tolkien is naked hostility to modernity and a love letter to a betrayed English medieval past idealised throught the lens of 1930s values. And like it or not that is also a large part of why it is so popular. By making something that appeals to modern sensibilities, Amazon can't ever hope to be true to his vision. Nor would they try. It's fine to like this show but it's not remotely in the spirit of Tolkien. Whereas this from Peter Jackson is....


Yeah they should have got tolkien to write this show. How stupid of them
 
Yeah they should have got tolkien to write this show. How stupid of them

Amazon hired a very well known and respected Tolkien scholar called Tom Shippey to work on the scripts to make sure they were consistent with the books because this is what the Tolkien estate had mandated. But then Amazon sacked him in April 2020 and he's now under an NDA. Christopher Tolkien, the eldest son, who spent a lifetime in charge of the estate and was co-author of the Silmarillion, died in January 2020. Basically his kids took the money and ran.
 
@Random Task

Two issues with your argument:

1) Tolkien described Galadriel as literally the mightiest elf remaining in middle earth after Gil-Galad's death. So she should be more powerful than nearly all the men around her, for reasons that have nothing to do with modern sensibilities and everything to do with her just being more powerful than them.

And in a context where we saw a fairly run of the mill character like Legolas perform ridiculous super-human feats in the films including taking down one of those giant elephant things single-handedly, I'm not sure how you expect them to accurately represent her being far more powerful than someone like him on screen without her ultimately doing some pretty remarkable things herself.

2) You say of Galadriel:



But the trope of women with stereotypically male character traits has been a staple of fiction for literally thousands of years. Something like the Ballad of Mulan dates back to pre 500 CE, for example. And more to the point, it's also true of actual women in real life. The notion that the idea of women having stereotypically male character traits should seem weird to us or could only be a consequence of political agenda is itself very weird.

I'm not qualified to discuss Tolkien as I haven't read his books, so I'll concede any points you make in reference to them. Plus, there is no way I'm getting into it with a Tolkien enthusiast, you lot scare me.

My comparison comes from Peter Jackson's portrayal of Galadriel in his movies. I found her to be infinitely more relatable and feminine, with a dark undertone that, in my opinion anyway, made her the most powerful character in the movie. And she didn't need to slay a troll entirely unassisted to promote that message. One look in her eyes was more than enough. That's skilled writing in every sense of the word, I'm sure a Tolkien person such as yourself could appreciate it.
 
I'm not qualified to discuss Tolkien as I haven't read his books, so I'll concede any points you make in reference to them. Plus, there is no way I'm getting into it with a Tolkien enthusiast, you lot scare me.

My comparison comes from Peter Jackson's portrayal of Galadriel in his movies. I found her to be infinitely more relatable and feminine, with a dark undertone that, in my opinion anyway, made her the most powerful character in the movie. And she didn't need to slay a troll entirely unassisted to promote that message. One look in her eyes was more than enough. That's skilled writing in every sense of the word, I'm sure a Tolkien person such as yourself could appreciate it.

I literally just got it from the Galadriel wikipedia page so you're probably fine. :lol:
 
Amazon hired a very well known and respected Tolkien scholar called Tom Shippey to work on the scripts to make sure they were consistent with the books because this is what the Tolkien estate had mandated. But then Amazon sacked him in April 2020 and he's now under an NDA. Christopher Tolkien, the eldest son, who spent a lifetime in charge of the estate and was co-author of the Silmarillion, died in January 2020. Basically his kids took the money and ran.
Good, maybe it'll give the show writers the freedom to produce a good storyline without worrying about the paragraph in a half finished, skeleton of a history published years after Tolkiens death. I dont even think this show contradicts the Silmarillion in any meaningful way. It probably contradicts some throw away line in a letter he wrote to his mistress in between the 10 pages of fart porn fetish he wrote in 1953 but i can get over that.
My preference would be to produce an original show in a different universe but that wouldn't have gotten a billion dollar budget. Recycling a few character names and places seems a pretty minor cost to get a fantasy show of this scale produced.
 
I have a new favorite theory:
it is one of the Blue Wizards, because there were actually two meteors that we saw (maybe someone can run a flight tracker on that) and what The Stranger is trying to find is perhaps the other Blue Wizard.
No idea how viable anything is mind, as I am not really read into this lore, but that’s what I’m running with for now.
 
Good, maybe it'll give the show writers the freedom to produce a good storyline without worrying about the paragraph in a half finished, skeleton of a history published years after Tolkiens death. I dont even think this show contradicts the Silmarillion in any meaningful way. It probably contradicts some throw away line in a letter he wrote to his mistress in between the 10 pages of fart porn fetish he wrote in 1953 but i can get over that.
My preference would be to produce an original show in a different universe but that wouldn't have gotten a billion dollar budget. Recycling a few character names and places seems a pretty minor cost to get a fantasy show of this scale produced.

That's all fine and good but if you like the themes and tone of actual Tolkien then this show is just painful to watch. On the other hand the Silmarillion is probably one of the most tumescent books ever written so at least it's faithful in that respect if no other. But this show isn't based on the Silmarillion, which was about the First Age. It's based on the Lord of the Rings Appendices, which are mainly just timelines and plot outlines.
 
I'm not qualified to discuss Tolkien as I haven't read his books, so I'll concede any points you make in reference to them. Plus, there is no way I'm getting into it with a Tolkien enthusiast, you lot scare me.

My comparison comes from Peter Jackson's portrayal of Galadriel in his movies. I found her to be infinitely more relatable and feminine, with a dark undertone that, in my opinion anyway, made her the most powerful character in the movie. And she didn't need to slay a troll entirely unassisted to promote that message. One look in her eyes was more than enough. That's skilled writing in every sense of the word, I'm sure a Tolkien person such as yourself could appreciate it.
Only because the left Tom out of the movies.
 
I have a new favorite theory:
it is one of the Blue Wizards, because there were actually two meteors that we saw (maybe someone can run a flight tracker on that) and what The Stranger is trying to find is perhaps the other Blue Wizard.
No idea how viable anything is mind, as I am not really read into this lore, but that’s what I’m running with for now.

I think it's going to be Amazon Gandalf because they would want Amazon Gandalf in it hanging out with Amazon hobbits. But Tolkien Gandalf (or any of the five Wizards) don't come to Middle Earth till thousands of years later and they don't fly around on meteors. So fek knows.
 
This Galadriel argument is a little like people going granular over Boba Fett. I like this show. I like returning to Middle Earth. I'd rather have the show loosely aligned with what I remember of the books and movies than to have them try some Expanded Cinematic Universe thing, or worse, do what Disney has done with the endless Star Wars spinoffs. This show was done with craft and care, they spent a fortune to make it look good, and I'm enjoying it. There were some parts of the movies that I thought were stupid in otherwise brilliant films, why would this show be expected to be any different?
 
@Random Task

Two issues with your argument:

1) Tolkien described Galadriel as literally the mightiest elf remaining in middle earth after Gil-Galad's death. So she should be more powerful than nearly all the men around her, for reasons that have nothing to do with modern sensibilities and everything to do with her just being more powerful than them.

And in a context where we saw a fairly run of the mill character like Legolas perform ridiculous super-human feats in the films including taking down one of those giant elephant things single-handedly, I'm not sure how you expect them to accurately represent her being far more powerful than someone like him on screen without her ultimately doing some pretty remarkable things herself.

2) You say of Galadriel:



But the trope of women with stereotypically male character traits has been a staple of fiction for literally thousands of years. Something like the Ballad of Mulan dates back to pre 500 CE, for example. And more to the point, it's also true of actual women in real life. The notion that the idea of women having stereotypically male character traits should seem weird to us or could only be a consequence of political agenda is itself very weird.

It has always been my impression power in Middle earth does not come from physical strength or even magical strength. It comes from charisma, leadership and ability to nfluence others and get them to do your bidding. How many times do we see powerful figures seriously challenged or bested by lesser creatures.

Melkor the most powerful of Valar (probably the most powerful creature besides Iluvatar) would be defeated by Ungoliath had not his balrogs came to save him.

Melkor was also challenged by Fingolfin and gave a serious fight even wounding him for life. Thorondor the eagle then scarred and mangled Melkor's as he came to rescue Fingolfin's body.

Isildur took severed Sauron's finger and took his ring.

Witchking of Angmar defeated by a woman and a hobbit.

Saruman or Sharkey was at the end

Even Gandalf, one of the wisest creatures and a Maia was trapped by a pack of worgs.

I mean what are the greatest feats of strength that we see in the books? Probably Hurin killing 70 trolls of Gothmog, single handedly.

What are the greatest feats of magic? Luthien putting everybody to sleep with her dancing and singing? There are different instances of clairvoyance and prophecies given out. We can assume some healing abilities from Elrond. There is a lot of talk about power in LOTR and Silmarillion, but there is very little of it to see, besides leadership and ability to create stuff (rings, diamonds, creatures).

And yes Galadriel is powerful, she has one of the three rings if I recall. But my guess is most of her power comes from her beauty, authority, decision making, wisdom and leadership over elves. She is the daughter of Finarfin who himself is the son of Finwe. Basically she has the most noble blood in Middle Earth is one of the oldest creatures and most knowledgeable.

So my question is what is power in Middle Earth. How different is to power in real life?

Finally, Legolas is hardly run of the mill character, he himself is a prince of elves. Also what we see in the movies hardly matches the books and AFAIK the show does not have anything to do with movies. I don''t think you could watch the movies and then this show and believe they are the same thing. For good or the ill.

Disclaimer: I still haven't watched the show. I expect I won't love it. I just find most of the hollywood incompetent hacks without a single bone of creativity in their bodies.

If we are going to judge this show as a prequel to the movies I don't think it has a chance in hell. I mean just how ridiculously uniformed all the elves are in the movies. The same clothing style, the same hairstyle and of course everybody is white which simply can not happen in today's filmmaking. Unfortunately some of the things (diversity) and writing patterns in Hollywood are directly at odds with Tolkien's world. I'd prefer the writers just created a new IP or adapted something that is more diverse. More modern.

I don't even particularly like Tolkien he is just too archaic for me, his characters one dimensional, but the idea of modernizing it abhors me. If you are going to adapt something, you need to let your ego out of it, your opinions out of it and try to present the authors vision as accurately as possible. Unfortunately, Tolkien's vision is old. But hey, that's what they bought. The idea that you are going to change this vision and "modernize it" without backlash is silly.

My guess is that eventually that show will go on for some time on name recognition, but eventually weak writing and alienating the significant portion of fanbase of both books and movies (which may or may not be due to racist tendencies of those fans) will lead it to failling. Wouldn't be surprised if we never see season 3.

I'll try not to watch it as LOTR show at all, but rather another fantasy and hope it will be watcheable. I do expect I will quit before S1 ends. From the little I've seen of trailers I don't expect much. Maybe I'll binge it with GF and she forces me to finish. I'm interested in her reaction. She loves the movies and has read books but isn't as knowlegeable as I am nor is she as fan of Tolkien as much as I was (but am not anymore).

Edit: Dammit this is waay too long of a post.

TLDR: I don't think power in middle earth is much different to concept of power in real life. And I expect the show to be bad as I don't trust hollywood writers.
 
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I don't even particularly like Tolkien he is just too archaic for me, his characters one dimensional, but the idea of modernizing it abhors me. If you are going to adapt something, you need to let your ego out of it, your opinions out of it and try to present the authors vision as accurately as possible. Unfortunately, Tolkien's vision is old. But hey, that's what they bought. The idea that you are going to change this vision and "modernize it" without backlash is silly.

Just honing in on this part as I strongly disagree.

The only way you can get or should expect to get Tolkien's unaltered vision is in his own work. Any adaptation of that work will by neccessity deviate from that vision, to a greater or lesser extent, as indicated by term "adaptation" itself which implies alteration and change.

The idea that the creative scope of an adaptation should be limited to re-creating the original author's vision as accurately as possible is fundamentally anti-creative. Any adaptation is its own work, formed by the vision of the people actually making it. If they feel their work is best served creatively by deviating from the vision of the source they're drawing from then that's entirely their perogative.
 
So I left a review on Amazon, but it's not showing up yet.

You might not want to read it as it touches on subjects some find triggering.

Fair warning.

Okay, we're two episodes in. Here's my review.

Rings of Power is a beautiful, breathtaking fun-filled adventure for all the family. Stunning doesn't even begin to describe the world presented to us. It's amazing, gorgeous, mindblowing, pretty, cute and... urgh... Who am I kidding? Let's face facts; this show is boring as hell. It's a typically dull and mundane affair throughout, akin to a feature-length CGI cutscene from your latest AAA videogame, and criminally lacking the fundamental "pull factor" required of any good TV show. In short: it's diabolical.

Firstly: the elves. Did the show writers intend for the elven men to look and act like feminized cowards or was it merely an accident? I'm going with the former on this. Take Galadriel, for example, she is anything but feminine in both appearance and actions. It appears you've taken stereotypical character traits generally owing to men and, purely in the name of political agenda, given them to women. Okay, that's weird, but why would you do that? Glad you ask, I'm here to tell you. Because of the female empowerment movement and everything it represents, that's why. Because of American politicians' continuous use of the distract and divide tactic to further their agenda, that's also why.

Welcome to Hollywood, guys and girls. Please enjoy your stay. But be sure to leave your brain at the doorstep lest your IQ becomes permanently lowered before you leave. We, the British public, are sick to death of you guys forcing American politics down our throats. Shove it up your...

...But I digress.

The hobbits are equally crap and frankly insulting depending on your perspective. They've been depicted as a culturally backwards sect of unclean, brain-dead morons with wildly diverse ethnic features, accents, and... Einstein hair. Most of them are a combination of Northern Irish and west-Cornish because, well, reasons, but also because Roman-Irish gipsies. Right? Having a go at Irish history and its effects on America today much showrunners? Maybe, maybe not. I'm half-Irish, so I might be acting paranoid. But if your game is to insult us then you can shove it up your...

...But I digress. Again.

The show has one redeeming quality; the dwarves. Yeah, I liked them. The King and Queen had a human connection my wife and I could relate to, one that is distinctly lacking in all of your other characters. Sorry, I forget their names because you didn't give them enough screentime, choosing instead to focus on the elves and the highly dislikeable and ludicrously powerful Galadriel. The queen had an especially endearing smile and the architecture in the dwarven kingdom gave me feels from the original LOTR. Impressive.

2 stars.
I feel like I am going to be hearing parts of this on the 6 o'clock news after an atrocity.
 


Bernard Hill just has most of the best scenes in the movies, that and of course the untouchable Ride Of the Rohirrim, which is probably peak cinema that Marvel have spent years trying to match.
 
It’s been alright. I didn’t like any part of Galadriel at sea. All seemed like it didn’t make much sense and it was a bit all over the place and random.
 
It’s been alright. I didn’t like any part of Galadriel at sea. All seemed like it didn’t make much sense and it was a bit all over the place and random.

For some reason she thinks she can swim hundreds of miles. That or she's suicidal. Or an idiot. Anyway Tolkien Galadriel is off being a Queen, wife and mother at this point so don't know who this person is supposed to be.
 
For some reason she thinks she can swim hundreds of miles. That or she's suicidal. Or an idiot. Anyway Tolkien Galadriel is off being a Queen, wife and mother at this point so don't know who this person is supposed to be.

You keep saying this like it actually means anything. I support pointing out how stupid some of her stuff has been so far, but "that's not what she did in the original writing" is only relevant to people who are invested in deep Tolkien lore.

It's an adaptation based on very little actual writing, obviously they're going to change a lot.
 
For some reason she thinks she can swim hundreds of miles. That or she's suicidal. Or an idiot. Anyway Tolkien Galadriel is off being a Queen, wife and mother at this point so don't know who this person is supposed to be.
You’re going to have to come to terms with the version of Galadriel that we have - I agree it’s a shame we’ve already diverted so much from the source material but I am happy the series is being made. I’m trying to enjoy it for what it is.

Agree re the decision to have her swim back though, that was ludicrously bad by the writers. Amazon know how much heat this show is going to get and so they decided to have the protagonist jump off a boat hundreds of miles from the shore, swim back only to encounter a sea monster and shipwreck, purely so she could chance upon Halbrand. Surely there was a better way to introduce them to each other that didn’t eat up so much of an episode.
 
The only problem I have with this show is that I found it incredibly boring after the first 30 minutes. The mightiest elf ever killing a troll, or her not having had a daughter already is ok for me. It is an adaptation, so of course it will be different, same as any adaptation ever did.

I hope it starts getting a bit more interesting, there is definitely some high potential there.
 
I literally just got it from the Galadriel wikipedia page so you're probably fine. :lol:

Thank feck for that.

This whole time I've been worried the Tolkien crazies were gonna hunt me down.

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Elon Musk's complaint about the show just tell me he's not watched it at all. The descriptions of the characters that he's done is not like them at all.
 
You keep saying this like it actually means anything. I support pointing out how stupid some of her stuff has been so far, but "that's not what she did in the original writing" is only relevant to people who are invested in deep Tolkien lore.

It's not just that she did different things - she's a totally different character. Overall it really doesn't feel like Tolkien at all, just some incoherent fan fiction thrown together by two b list Hollywood hacks. The Tolkien element seems just to exist to bait in the LOTR fans so it seems pretty cynical.

Amazon know how much heat this show is going to get and so they decided to have the protagonist jump off a boat hundreds of miles from the shore, swim back only to encounter a sea monster and shipwreck, purely so she could chance upon Halbrand.

Even more stupid if, as expected, Halbrand turns out to be
Sauron
 
It's not just that she did different things - she's a totally different character. Overall it really doesn't feel like Tolkien at all, just some incoherent fan fiction thrown together by two b list Hollywood hacks. The Tolkien element seems just to exist to bait in the LOTR fans so it seems pretty cynical.



Even more stupid if, as expected, Halbrand turns out to be
Sauron
More likely he's
The lost King Of Gondor.
 
The movies was quite different to the books also, but people seems pretty ok with that?
The movies were as close adaptations as it gets. Just that they removed Tom
Bombadil (who actually is more like Tolkien’s avatar) and Glorfindiel, but still they are really loyal adaptations. I would say that they even stayed closer to the source material than Game of Thrones seasons 1-4 which themselves were close to the source material.
 
You’re going to have to come to terms with the version of Galadriel that we have - I agree it’s a shame we’ve already diverted so much from the source material but I am happy the series is being made. I’m trying to enjoy it for what it is.

Agree re the decision to have her swim back though, that was ludicrously bad by the writers. Amazon know how much heat this show is going to get and so they decided to have the protagonist jump off a boat hundreds of miles from the shore, swim back only to encounter a sea monster and shipwreck, purely so she could chance upon Halbrand. Surely there was a better way to introduce them to each other that didn’t eat up so much of an episode.
Did she really decide to swim hundreds of miles, or more like she was quite confused and had a brain freeze and then the next moment the portal got closed? Which meant that her only chance of surviving was trying to swim hundreds of miles.
 
Even more stupid if, as expected, Halbrand turns out to be
Sauron
I refuse to believe they are that bad at writing to have that be him.
Did she really decide to swim hundreds of miles, or more like she was quite confused and had a brain freeze and then the next moment the portal got closed? Which meant that her only chance of surviving was trying to swim hundreds of miles.
I meant the show decided to have her do that. As in that was their choice when writing the plot and it seems a lot of people found the whole sea sequence it boring and a bit unnecessary.
 
The movies were as close adaptations as it gets. Just that they removed Tom
Bombadil (who actually is more like Tolkien’s avatar) and Glorfindiel, but still they are really loyal adaptations. I would say that they even stayed closer to the source material than Game of Thrones seasons 1-4 which themselves were close to the source material.
Caractherwise, yes maybe. But there is lots of things that happens very different in the book than on screen. I dont have a problem with it btw, i love both the books and the films, but main plots and parts are either altered or even completly removed from the book to the film.
 
Btw, what is a Tolkien scholar? Someone who has read those 5 or so books many many times?

I can understand the Star Wars ‘scholars’ pre-Disney, cause there were 200-300 books in addition to dozens of comics and video games, and someone was paid whose job was to ensure some consistency there. But when it comes to Tolkien, it is essentially 5 fantasy books, right?
 
This Galadriel definitely feels like she could be a younger emo phase version of the Blanchett character. She's headstrong, overwhelmed by her grief, stubborn and selfish, prone to making rash decisions but bright, fierce determined, captivating. That her character is partly informed by her experiences makes her relatable. She is the best.

The movies was quite different to the books also, but people seems pretty ok with that?

The Hobbit book and The trilogy books don't even synch. Bakshi in many ways was far more loyal to Tolkienverse than Peter Jackson ever was but these fecking losers would never admit it.
 
Btw, what is a Tolkien scholar? Someone who has read those 5 or so books many many times?

I can understand the Star Wars ‘scholars’ pre-Disney, cause there were 200-300 books in addition to dozens of comics and video games, and someone was paid whose job was to ensure some consistency there. But when it comes to Tolkien, it is essentially 5 fantasy books, right?

And 12 volumes of the History of Middle Earth. And Tolkien''s letters. And the languages. And a few other things. It was basically his life's work and his son's. There's a lot.
 
My only criticism is the first episode literally felt like an hour long montage the way it recapped so much history whilst setting the scene in every part of the kingdom at such an insane pace . Other than that, loved everything about it so far. Characters have grown on me and the scenery is spectacular. Some of the mini shire stuff is abit hammy but no more so than the original LOTR and Hobbit movies.