It began with the forging of the Great Films. Rights were given to Peter Jackson. Immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.
But we were all of us deceived, for another adaption was made.
In the land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Woke, the Dark Lord Bezos created in secret a disaster series, to taint all others.
And into this series he poured his money, his greed and his will to dominate existing franchises with political pandering. One series to ruin them all!
One by one, many great franchises had fallen to the power of the woke…
But there were some who resisted. A Last Alliance of Tolkien fans protested against the Amazon series, and in the comments section of social media, they fought for lore of Middle-earth!