Feck, Bebe is playing hard-ball. I realize why he cost us so much, he only wishes to join me if he can get number 7 with the shirt name of "Bebeinho".
The Criteria Draft - The Drafts
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A keeper for Viva to have never played in Europe. What about someone pretty average like John Ruddy
Bebe...to? Bebeto?! NICE!
Shit, that is an upgrade.
I'm gonna say Mark Kennedy for never won the league.
And Pascal Chimbonda for born in one country but played in another.
And Pascal Chimbonda for born in one country but played in another.
Other great non league winning (probably, I'm not researching) wingers include:
Regi Blinker
Jose Dominguez
Mark Pembridge
Emile Heskey (played on the left at the start of his career)
Regi Blinker
Jose Dominguez
Mark Pembridge
Emile Heskey (played on the left at the start of his career)
For never having won the league title. Who is a better mockery of Arsenal never winning the league than Walcott? He has spent a decade at the club without any league win. It is the perfect opportunity for us United fans to mock their failures.
Nah, too cruel, your future lies with the fantastic list above.
Or Charles N'Zogbia.
No way is Walcott anywhere near to being a sheep. 
@rpitroda - Player to have never have played in Europe. Florian Dick Trippy's namesake
@VivaJanuzaj/Crappy - Player to have never played in Europe. Wayne Wanklyn ,<***> <***>[/b]
@VivaJanuzaj/Crappy - Player to have never played in Europe. Wayne Wanklyn ,<***> <***>[/b]
Surely Davids ccounts then?
I'm doing my best to let it go Anto. You aren't helpiAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Lucho
If only he had found that chap... I take it all back! Some of these sheep... Bebe and Mark Kennedy actually look quite handy by comparison.
I take it I can now tell you alll who Annah missed out on there, right?
Lucho
Some of these sheep... Bebe and Mark Kennedy actually look quite handy by comparison.
I take it I can now tell you alll who Annah missed out on there, right?
Not yet I don't think.
Really? He's not eligible for a single criteria?
That rule is still like entering the twilight zone when I see who got in and who can't/couldn't.
Players from colonies don't count because the colony wasn't independent then.
East Germans don't count because their city of birth is today in Germany.
But Yugoslavs count because the country their city of birth is now in is one that didn't exist altogether, thus "different".
Mind-bending puzzle that one.
And all the while, a straightforward pick, out there in the open...
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Ahh, now I realized how I could miss it. It wasn't in his list of honours.
how fecking stupid and lazy of me to get that one wrong. But who cares I guess...I have no idea who the SHEEP I got is, but he's name is funny enough to me. He doesn't have to be a keeper if you guys want to change it I don't care tbf
Really? He's not eligible for a single criteria?
That's actually really funny. Luis Enrique: you can play him pretty much anywhere, or not, actually.
There are 2 3 countries centre midfielders that i can't believe werent picked
Interesting, I had about two but can see how they wouldn't be picked. One of them is a real shame actually, this was his chance
One really surprised me, I almost picked him ahead of Modric but wanted the latter's incredible creativity.
@rpitroda, can we name and shame yet? Some of these sound really intriguing!
Team NoPace
10 years at the same club - Schweinsteiger
Ballon do'r - Cristiano Ronaldo
3 different nations played in - Thiago Silva
8 and 9 criteria - Aldair and Carboni (Roma)
Never won a league title - Thomas Hassler
Played for a country he wasn't born in - Marco Senna
Never played in Europe competition - Luke Shaw
More than 90 caps but less than 100 - Wayne Rooney
Less than 30 caps - Juanfran (the current Atletico Madrid one)
Plays for country not in top 30 = Peter Cech
WC finalist - Roberto Baggio
10 years at the same club - Schweinsteiger
Ballon do'r - Cristiano Ronaldo
3 different nations played in - Thiago Silva
8 and 9 criteria - Aldair and Carboni (Roma)
Never won a league title - Thomas Hassler
Played for a country he wasn't born in - Marco Senna
Never played in Europe competition - Luke Shaw
More than 90 caps but less than 100 - Wayne Rooney
Less than 30 caps - Juanfran (the current Atletico Madrid one)
Plays for country not in top 30 = Peter Cech
WC finalist - Roberto Baggio
I think you should change name to VivaModric. Think you were on about him last draft I played too!
Near whole Liverpool team has never won a league. Maybe most of Arsenal too!
Yet they were avoided like the plague. Carragher was clearly a better CB than some of those that have been picked.
Sheep suggestions:
Annah - Player to have never won the league - From Crystal Palace, Aaron Wilbraham
VivaJanuzaj/Crappy - Player to have never played in Europe - From Hull City, the immortal Paul McShane
The Red Viper - Player born in one country but played for another - Born in England, plays for Northern Ireland, Hull City's Alex Bruce
Annah - Player to have never won the league - From Crystal Palace, Aaron Wilbraham
VivaJanuzaj/Crappy - Player to have never played in Europe - From Hull City, the immortal Paul McShane
The Red Viper - Player born in one country but played for another - Born in England, plays for Northern Ireland, Hull City's Alex Bruce
I did. I absolutely adore this player. Wanted him to come to United so badly ... I think he's the smartest CM around today, can fit in any team really. He has great discipline when defending, and he's surely the best playmaker today in world football. I'll never forget the game against Spain in Euro 2012 where he completely dominated the Spanish midfield all by himself in Croatia, was a monster of performance. Plus, I think last year he's been only second to Ronaldo in Real Madrid's route to La Decima.And feck, what a goal he scored against us after that Turkish referee robbed us and gave Nani that red card
Really? He's not eligible for a single criteria?
Literally absolutely nothing.
That category turned out to be one more people should have waited on. I got Schweinsteiger in round 4 and could have had Puyol or Terry in round 11.
Cracking suggestions those two
Really? He's not eligible for a single criteria?
Lots of top players didn't: Kroos, Dani Alves, Busquets, Thomas Muller and Neuer come to mind right away
Do you rate Carragher over Hyypia? I was really thinking between these two but I just think Hyypia is clearly the better CB, plus Carragher is such a cnut
I feel bad about Bruce because he tries hard and has decent instincts and did an okay job for them last year at times, but he's not a Prem footballer really. He and Joos Hoiveld should have a sitcom, probably.
McShane should always be a sheep in every sheep draft forever.
And feck, what a goal he scored against us after that Turkish referee robbed us and gave Nani that red card
I'd say Ramos was a bigger part of La Decima, but the rest I agree with. It's a shame we didn't just give Levy 40 million and take Modric. We would have probably avoided buying Fellaini too, so it wouldn't have been that costly all in all.