The Criteria Draft - The Drafts

I pick Michael Vorm, who never played in Europe I believe.

I'll update the full list soon, but I can say this for now:

Vorm - never played in Europe
Valdes - under 30 caps
Lahm - 1 club 10 years
Hyypia - never won a league title
De Boer & Cocu - together..
Zambrotta - 90-99 caps
Sammer - Ballon D'or
Modric - 3 nations
Messi - WC finalist never won
Kanchelskis - Born in Ukraine played for Russia
Eto'o - outside 30 nations.

@rpitroda
Did Vorm not play in Swanseas Europa league campaign last season ?
 
10 years at the same club - Iniesta
Ballon do'r bronze - Xavi
3 differant nations played in - Shevchenko
8 and 9 criteria - Couto and Claudio Lopez
Never won a league title - Marco Reus
Played for a country he wasn't born in - Rob Jones :nervous:
Never played in Europe competition - David Ospina - He played in 2 Europa League qualifying matches though so your call.
More than 90 caps but less than 100 - Gilberto Silva
Less than 30 caps - Leighton Baines
Plays for country not in top 30 = Benatia
WC finalist - Albertini
 
BIGDUNC9 @BigDunc9
1 Gilberto Silva
2 Baines
3 Reus
4 Xavi
5. Rob Jones.
6 Shevchenko
7 Albertini
8/9 Couto/Cladio Lopez
10 Benatia
11 Iniesta
12 Ospina

Incorrect Picks - None.
 
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RPITRODA
1 Nedved
2 Clichy
3 Given
4 Deco
5 Seedorf
6 Guardiola
7 Zabaleta
8/9 Overmars/Kluivert
10 Gamarra
11 Ferdinand
12 SHEEP

ANNAHNOMOSS

1 Lizarazu
2 Weidenfeller
3 SHEEP
4 Cannavaro
5 Mihajlovic
6 Ronaldo
7 Ribery
8/9 Thuram/Petit
10 Essien
11 Pirlo
12 Marcos

CHESTERLESTREET
1 Ibrahimovic
2 Pessotto
3 Mendieta
4 Oliver Khan
5 Prosinečki
6 Reiziger
7 van Bommel
8/9 Bergkamp/Kanu
10 Stoichkov
11 Adams
12 Des Walker

ALDO
1 Robin Van Persie
2 Basler
3 Friedel
4 Rivaldo
5 Desailly
6 Hagi
7 Mascherano
8/9 Stam/Simeone
10 Harte
11 Neville
12 Tavarelli

VIVAJANUZAJ/CRAPPYCRAPERSON
1 Zambrotta
2 Valdes
3 Hyypia
4 Sammer
5 Kanchelskis
6 Modric
7 Messi
8/9 De Boer & Cocu
10 Eto'o
11 Lahm
12 SHEEP

THE RED VIPER

1 Ronaldinho
2 Birindelli
3 Mata
4 Henry
5 SHEEP
6 Effenberg
7 Hamann
8/9 Kaka/Cafu
10 Naybet
11 Hierro
12 Ceni

STOBZILLA/KM
1 Balakov
2 Pallister
3 Signori
4 Zidane
5 Thiago
6 Veron
7 Robben
8/9 Davids/VDS
10 Irwin
11 Ferrara
12 Aurier

EDGAR ALLAN PILLOW
1 Andersson
2 Arteta
3 Cazorla
4 Carlos
5 Pepe
6 Maicon
7 Di Maria
8/9 Suarez/Agger
10 Litmanen
11 Gattuso
12 Wong-Jae

CUTCH
1 DeRossi
2 Benarrivo
3 Djorkaeff
4 Maldini
5 Camoranesi
6 RVN
7 Dino Baggio
8/9 Kohler/Lehmann
10 Savicevic
11 Zanetti
12 Myung Bo

EDOGEN
1 Petrescu
2 Toldo
3 Bale
4 Weah
5 Evra
6 Carvalho
7 Gallas
8/9 Beckham/Raul
10 Keane
11 Scholes
12 Ochoa

BORISDELEFORA
1 Villa
2 Ginola
3 Reina
4 Lampard
5 Vieira
6 Lucio
7 Emerson
8/9 GVB/Maakay
10 Kelly
11 Nesta
12 Le Tissier

NM/SNOW
1 Ballack
2 Redondo
3 Neymar
4 Buffon
5 Higuain
6 Ayala
7 Costacurta
8/9 Ljungberg/Fabregas
10 Alaba
11 Giggs
12 Arce

FROMTHEBENCH
1 Blanc
2 Filipe Luis
3 Gerrard
4 Cantona
5 Makelele
6 Romario
7 Sagnol
8/9 Samuel/Panucci
10 Chilavert
11 Totti
12 Schneiderlin

PACEME
1 Del Piero
2 H. Ibarra
3 Koscielny
4 Figo
5 Thiago Motta
6 Yaya
7 Abidal
8/9 Rui Costa/Batistuta
10 Vidic
11 Cambiasso
12 Higuita

BIGDUNC9
1 Gilberto Silva
2 Baines
3 Reus
4 Xavi
5. Rob Jones
6 Shevchenko
7 Albertini
8/9 Couto/Cladio Lopez
10 Benatia
11 Iniesta
12 Ospina

NOPACE
1 Rooney
2 Juanfran
3 Hassler
4 C Ronaldo
5 Senna
6 Thiago Silva
7 R. Baggio
8/9 Aldair/Carboni
10 Cech
11 Schweinsteiger
12 Luke Shaw
 
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As the people who managed to get sheep are the worst, it is only fair they get to pick the best players of the other managers team.
 
Sheep List

Rpitroda - Player to have never have played in Europe. @rpitroda
Annah - Player to have never won the league. @Annahnomoss
VivaJanuzaj/Crappy - Player to have never played in Europe. @VivaJanuzaj
The Red Viper - Player born in one country but played for another. @The Red Viper

Since I am on this list, I cannot allocate the sheeps. Therefore I will leave it up to you guys to allocate sheeps.

Edit: if @NoPace doesn't post his team soon, he gets 12 sheeps :lol: ;)
 
I don't understand...?

Well we fecked up, so we are the worst of the lot so we need to get an advantage. So we should pick any player we want from the teams who didn't get a sheep. Makes sense when you think about it.