Meh! Fluff piece -- shallow analysis.
I prefer my analysis from this chick who knows her stuff:
Tahith Chong
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Meh! Fluff piece -- shallow analysis.
I prefer my analysis from this chick who knows her stuff:
Jose, put him in the FA cup matches.
I prefer the striking pair of Bristol City's
I couldn't watch beyond 2 minutes of it. She isn't even good looking, wtf is going on with that video.
Oh? I didnt noticed. I was wondering about the type of flowers she had in the background.
If you try it on mute and concentrate heavily on the analysis then it's worth a watch imo.
Maybe ''Stat Man Dave'' would be more to your liking.
I'm on the internet. I can look at any girl I want. Why would I want to watch a video of a basic chav looking girl I could see any day walking through bigg market?
Because you probably couldn’t find a video of Jennifer Lawrence giving a breakdown on Tahith Chong, as sexy as that would be!
Maybe on the deepfakes Reddit you can
It’s been banned apparently.
Eh?
It's uncommon yes.
Instead, that fab hair probably helps him having that good balance during dribbling, since that thickness helps trap air when he's running at top speed (he's that fast too for a tall player). In addition, he can whip it to defender's face when they get too closed. I'm just bs-ing here.
Shame about his lengthy injury layoffs, he would probably have a few cameo's with the first team already if not.
What a thread
Sisqo - Chong Song
I'd hate to be stood next to him in team photos, blocking my face with his magnificent hair.
He would be great at defending corners at the near post. Guys just won't see the ball coming.
Analysis?
She knows nothing about him...keeps talking about his hair...and then said he was 'wobbly'.
I assume this is wind up...right?
Classic player that dabs during celebrations.
As long as you're not blocking his magnificent hair with your head.
Wow didn't know we had such sexists on the caf, you should be ashamed.
Women are capable of providing views too you know
Seriously?
You think I criticised her for being a woman?
I criticised her for being crap!
That's not sexist!
Lovely Cherry Blossoms
Some very impressive stats, he's a real gem. Teams struggle to get near him without hacking him down, it's encouraging but also concerning he's getting little to no protection from the referees.
Lucky he's not out for another 12 months.
The most promising young player I've seen in the academy since Ravel, Pogba and co. Hopefully he can stay clear of injuries because he's going all the way imo..
the player loads of people on here have claimed is the best prospect they've seen in years, and she says he struggles to stand up straight Has he signed professional contract yet?
It's a shame we don't have Chicharito around anymore simply for the Cheech and Chong jokes.
Anyway, I hope we give our promising youngsters like Chong a chance in the first team sooner or later. Looks a real talent.
Anyway, I hope we give our promising youngsters like Chong a chance in the first team sooner or later. Looks a real talent.
Maybe like us, she too, maybe focused on other parts of his body.
More talented than Angel Gomes would you say?
He has more strings to his bow in comparison to Gomes. Has pace and fantastic dribbling along with an ability to go either side. Playmaker, touch line hugging winger, inverted winger all rolled into one.