Crustanoid
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Value is the key word this summer
Are you sure it is war chest and not a piggy bank?
Jesus, has the transfer forum really descended to such a depth that a post like that isn't obviously taking the piss?
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
so who should make way for new players in the first team next season? i say:
out:
Park, Anderson, Owen, Berbatov, (fletcher?), Fabio (loan), Macheda (loan),
In:
Hazard, Clyne, Kagawa, Box to Box Midfielder (Martinez), Pogba (if he stays), LB (dont care who, but whoever it is they will probably even attempt to stay in position and not try to become a CB)
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
I agree though we should fit in the new signings into the solid base we already have with Lindegaard in goal, Evans as our captain, Park to run midfield and Owen to lead the front line. We'll be unstoppable.
We will buy Hazard and we will sub him on for Giggs after 75 minutes.
This was followed by thisWe need to be realistic here.
As ever one of our coaches has come out and declared an interest in a player and straight away Mancini comments on the same player. When we will ever learn.
We need two mids, a creative one in the
Mould of modric ander Herrera, goetze or erikkson. I think however we will end up with cheap option in Kagawa.
We also need a physical midfield enforcer who can drive us forward, but where do we find this yaya toure like player? Plenty of talk about m'vila but he will be off to Madrid. Sandro from spurs??Martinez??-surely he'll go to barca!
Then there is a striker, with berba off and owen likely to go I'd like to see a world class striker come in to take burden off Rooney, something different. Neymar would be awesome as would llorente or hazard but If we do sign a striker it will more likely be van wolfswinkel from sporting.
I agree we will sign nathaniel clyne from palace too.
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
Value is the key word this summer
We will buy Hazard and we will sub him on for Giggs after 75 minutes.
There isnt any.
Need a midfield overhaul to be honest. Two central midfielders.
A left back for sure. Evra isn't the player he once was.
And hopefully someone who can playmake. Either from out wide or one from central midfield as one of the two central midfielders (as above).
Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.
Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United
United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.
God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United
Also been told that Ferguson thinks Utd are just fine in Midfield, unless things change he will not buy a midfielder this summer
I'm just the messenger, if you don't believe it thats up to you. Been told Fergie thinks Carrick and Scholes are irreplaceable
Berbatov will be replaced in house with Utd considering given Owen another year, loaning out Keane then Keane taking the role in 12 months
Need a midfield overhaul to be honest. Two central midfielders.
A left back for sure. Evra isn't the player he once was.
And hopefully someone who can playmake. Either from out wide or one from central midfield as one of the two central midfielders (as above).