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I believe we will sign Nathaniel Clyne this summer along with someone no one on here is expecting, Fergie will then talk about how we worked hard to keep the deal out of the public eye etc
so who should make way for new players in the first team next season? i say:
out:
Park, Anderson, Owen, Berbatov, (fletcher?), Fabio (loan), Macheda (loan),
In:
Hazard, Clyne, Kagawa, Box to Box Midfielder (Martinez), Pogba (if he stays), LB (dont care who, but whoever it is they will probably even attempt to stay in position and not try to become a CB)
Out:
Fergie, Giggs
In:
???
It's white text, white text, gotta get down on white text
I stopped taking this seriously when I saw 'In: Hazard'
No chance of United having that kind of money to sign Hazard, Kagawa and Martinez.
But we have a war chest remember?
so who should make way for new players in the first team next season? i say:
out:
Park, Anderson, Owen, Berbatov, (fletcher?), Fabio (loan), Macheda (loan),
In:
Hazard, Clyne, Kagawa, Box to Box Midfielder (Martinez), Pogba (if he stays), LB (dont care who, but whoever it is they will probably even attempt to stay in position and not try to become a CB)
In your dreams. There is no way we're getting hazard after that.
Where does your user name come from?
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
I bet we will sign :a winger ( 15-20 mil pounds) ; a wing back, and a unknown player from somewhere.
No midfielder, I am sure.
Keane to come out of retirement this time.
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
Out:
DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice
In:
A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
Goggs, literally Redknapp.
Oh dear god!
Support City if you feel that way
He's not serious. But I am serious when I say can well sell R_Kelly to another forum, autosport or something.