Summer Transfers

I believe we will sign Nathaniel Clyne this summer along with someone no one on here is expecting, Fergie will then talk about how we worked hard to keep the deal out of the public eye etc
 
Well - at the risk of sounding like a muppet, all talk of Barkley form Everton has gone quiet but he was all the rage at the beginning of the season and if I'm honest I quite like him (rather we got Martinez as a midfielder though!)
 
If we get all the names we've beenn linked with?

-------------------De Gea
Clyne-----Ferdinand------Vidic----- Evra
------------M'Villa---------Carrick-------
Hazard------------ Kagawa---------Nani
-------------------Rooney
 
Modric and Martinez top two for me. If we signed them both then we would be unstoppable next year.
 
summer clearout?

so who should make way for new players in the first team next season? i say:

out:

Park, Anderson, Owen, Berbatov, (fletcher?), Fabio (loan), Macheda (loan),

In:

Hazard, Clyne, Kagawa, Box to Box Midfielder (Martinez), Pogba (if he stays), LB (dont care who, but whoever it is they will probably even attempt to stay in position and not try to become a CB)
 
Thing is, these threads always get made after a poor defeat. Every summer there is rumours of a clear-out, but in reality, it never happens.
 
No chance of United having that kind of money to sign Hazard, Kagawa and Martinez.
 
so who should make way for new players in the first team next season? i say:

out:

Park, Anderson, Owen, Berbatov, (fletcher?), Fabio (loan), Macheda (loan),

In:

Hazard, Clyne, Kagawa, Box to Box Midfielder (Martinez), Pogba (if he stays), LB (dont care who, but whoever it is they will probably even attempt to stay in position and not try to become a CB)

The family are saying this reminds them of 94-95. There was a big clear out then, so it wouldn't surprise me. I hope he doesn't think this team is fine. It very obviously isn't.
 
A lot of the problems we have is defensive indiscipline. Evra keeps getting out of position. He may have been able to get back in the past, but now he can't. Then need a defensive spark in midfield. Love Scholes, but we shouldn't be relying on someone who has had to come out of retirement.
 
so who should make way for new players in the first team next season? i say:

out:

Park, Anderson, Owen, Berbatov, (fletcher?), Fabio (loan), Macheda (loan),

In:

Hazard, Clyne, Kagawa, Box to Box Midfielder (Martinez), Pogba (if he stays), LB (dont care who, but whoever it is they will probably even attempt to stay in position and not try to become a CB)

In your dreams. There is no way we're getting hazard after that.
 
well berbatov will definitely leave, Owen is not getting any younger, so he might go, Fergie has voiced concerns over Anderson's fitness, Fabio is definitely getting loaned, so we will be even lighter, we have a big void in midfield (made worse by fletcher out), i am talking buys and promotion (from the reserves)

there will be some buys definitely as Gill did say we would be busy, personally i would love Munian, Lorente and Martinez, but we would be lucky to get even one of those
 
We will buy Hazard and we will sub him on for Giggs after 75 minutes.
 
In your dreams. There is no way we're getting hazard after that.

Can't see Hazard coming here I agree. We could do with him, but I think if we don't win the league he won't come. I hope I am wrong. Trouble with players now is money talks, they don't come for the love of a club.
 
Out:

DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice

In:

A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
 
I bet we will sign :a winger ( 15-20 mil pounds) ; a wing back, and a unknown player from somewhere.

No midfielder, I am sure.

Keane to come out of retirement this time.
 
Out:

DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice

In:

A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao

Not a happy bunny are you.:)
 
Out:

DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice

In:

A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao

please be realistic, we are rebuilding and Fergie knows the challenge, he bought wisely when chelsea were new on the scene, but adding to the humiliation in europe, he knows he doesn't have long left to make his mark with a final rebuild of his team.
 
:lol:
Out:

DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice

In:

A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao
 
Personally, I'm not convinced that Mr Kelly's post was a serious one... ;)
 
Out:

DDG - flop
Rafael - not United quality
Fabio - will cease to operate without his brother
Smalling - not stepped up
Rio - broken back
Vidic - off to Madrid
Jones - £18m? The feck? Get out.
Evra - been wank for years, in fact he was never that good, get rid
Giggs - old
Scholes - ginger
Nani - not Ronaldo
Valencia - came from Wigan. Wigan!
Young - inconsistent diver
Carrick - only passes backwards
Cleverley - overrated
Chicharito - shit first touch
Berba - should never have bought him
Rooney - money grabbing cnut
Welbeck - Bambi on ice

In:

A mix of Madrid/Barca/Bayern/Bilbao

Oh dear god!

Support City if you feel that way
 
Jesus, has the transfer forum really descended to such a depth that a post like that isn't obviously taking the piss?