Summer Transfer Tweets 2016

[Norris]

You're absolutely right. Messi had certain 'conditions' that were perfect for him and helped him to flourish. He also had the right mentality, which is where Neymar falls short. That was my point more or less; that Neymar has the potential but is too obsessed with his celebrity status, his hair and tattoos and his scarily good chum Beiber.

Edit: I believe it was Fergie who said of Ronaldo, "Talent is nothing without an incredible amount of hard work."

Yep, we'll see he he does once Messi calls it quits (Which might be quite a while from reports).

 

[Zoo]

@Zoo do you live on twitter? I come to post a tweet only to be beaten by either you or @RedMachine03

Yeah mate. Transfer window sucks me in.

 

[villain]

Next step an editorial paper, then a BBC confirmation.

 

[Devil may care]

The Mirror are doing this all wrong.

 

[Adisa]

Is this their own info?

 

[Cassidy]

Is this their own info?

Not likely

 

[Scorpy]

Is this their own info?

nope.

 

[RedMachine03]

@Zoo do you live on twitter? I come to post a tweet only to be beaten by either you or @RedMachine03

You forgot @Stretch and @Scorpy

 

[lysglimt]

This is not a boring transfer-window as a Unitedfan

 

[2E_MUFC]

Imagine Ibra, Pogba, Embolo and Mkhitaryan

 

[Scorpy]

Imagine Ibra, Pogba, Embolo and Mkhitaryan

+ Bailly and Smalling. We wouldn't be a team of p*ssies anymore.

 

[Infra-red]

Imagine Ibra, Pogba, Embolo and Mkhitaryan

The summer would end with Mino Raiola doing a running bomb into a Scrooge McDuck style swimming pool of gold.

 

[RedMachine03]

 

[groovyalbert]

I don't see any of them being a problem at Barcelona. If they want him, wages are definitely not going to be a factor. This whole thing looks like a made up rumor. Also, when has Barcelona ever bought a strong English center back?

Even they bought him, that's not what they'd be getting.

 

[2E_MUFC]

The summer would end with Mino Raiola doing a running bomb into a Scrooge McDuck style swimming pool of gold.

Can't stand the guy but if he made them transfers happen then I wouldn't mind. Obviously Pogba is the long shot

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Not sure on this one. He has potential, but his numbers for last season are underwhelming. Can play on the left, though.

 

[togg]

Who the bloody hell haven't we been linked with!!

 

[saivet]

I don't see any of them being a problem at Barcelona. If they want him, wages are definitely not going to be a factor. This whole thing looks like a made up rumor. Also, when has Barcelona ever bought a strong English center back?

More money at City. He may not be keen on leaving country. He may not think he will get regular football in comparison to City.

He's also hardly the typical 'strong English center back' anyway.

 

[Crackers]

Who the bloody hell haven't we been linked with!!

Not Cavani anyway!

Says we've agreed a fee with PSG and are now talking to Cavani.

 

[RedMachine03]

 

[RedMachine03]

 

[MoBeats]

 

[Adisa]

Not Cavani anyway!

That is more than they paid for Di Maria. They can feck off.

 

[Earthquake]

Not Cavani anyway!

Cavani, ffs, no confidence in Mourinho and Woody when they're up to this kind of crap.

 

[worldinmotion66]

Not Cavani anyway!

PSG won't sell having lost Ibrahimovic. Complete non-starter.

 

[Cassidy]

Is that even a real tweet? (Cavani)

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

He's not exactly prolific is he? 7 goals in 34 last season in Serie A as Juve won the league easily and 8 in 29 the season before

 

[dwd]

Is that even a real tweet? (Cavani)

Not sure, but it's been embedded here as an image rather then a physical tweet. Hopefully a stunt.

 

[marukomu]

Not Cavani anyway!

Would be a good move.

 

[Norris]

Lol, sure. Cavani and Zlatan playing for the same club AGAIN!

 

[dichinero]

Lol, sure. Cavani and Zlatan playing for the same club AGAIN!

Maybe we should have kept AdM too?

 

[Zoo]

 

[Flytan]

I hope Di Marzio is losing his touch. I'm sorry but I'd almost rather have Falcao again

 

[El-Manos]

Aaaah the famous preparing a bid process by us..

 

[langster]

Not Cavani anyway!

Says we've agreed a fee with PSG and are now talking to Cavani.

Oh great Captain CaveMani to United. That means no playing time for Rashford, and possibly Martial while Mourinho does his normal one striker bollocks, and he will have Wayne in midfield/10 so we can say goodbye to Mata as well. And people were moaning about the style of football LvG had the team playing. Feck my life! Everyone has short memories, I can see many buses being parked and CaveMani spending all his time up front on his own. Tantalising football here we come.

 

[PlayerOne]

Think that Di Marzio tweet is fake, looks shopped and it's not on Di Marzio's timeline

 

[Flytan]

Oh great Captain CaveMani to United. That means no playing time for Rashford, and possibly Martial while Mourinho does his normal one striker bollocks, and he will have Wayne in midfield/10 so we can say goodbye to Mata as well. And people were moaning about the style of football LvG had the team playing. Feck my life! Everyone has short memories, I can see many buses being parked and CaveMani spending all his time up front on his own. Tantalising football here we come.

Do you live perpetually on Friday the 13th and under a ladder or something?

 

[langster]

Do you live perpetually on Friday the 13th and under a ladder or something?

No, I'm in a good mood today.

 

[carpy]

Oh great Captain CaveMani to United. That means no playing time for Rashford, and possibly Martial while Mourinho does his normal one striker bollocks, and he will have Wayne in midfield/10 so we can say goodbye to Mata as well. And people were moaning about the style of football LvG had the team playing. Feck my life! Everyone has short memories, I can see many buses being parked and CaveMani spending all his time up front on his own. Tantalising football here we come.

I see trees of green...

 

[El-Manos]

No, I'm in a good mood today.

Hate to see you on a bad day if that's the case.