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TRotJ has some of the high points of the originals (maybe the highest) but also most of the low points.
For me the Ewoks weren’t so much cute as creepy as hell, though. Those mad eyes and terrible teeth? Their desire to eat our heroes? The Stormtrooper helmets? Fecking horrifying.
It would have changed the tone but there’d still have been similar problems, I think. The scenes between Luke and Leia and Leia and Han revealing the truth about their relationships would probably still have been the most awkward in the trilogy.
The Ewoks are brutal as feck. Vader spends an entire film trying to track down Luke and the rebels to get them into his grasp. The Ewoks manage it within ten minutes, all the while engaging in effective guerrilla warfare against an imperial government with far superior arms. Then the Ewoks celebrate victory by eating them. Wouldn't be surprised if it's revealed Snoke was working for those little feckers and they're controlling everything. They should be at this rate.