This thread is hilarious. Co workers wondering what the hell I'm laughing at. You lot going through all and sundry
LVG probably taking the piss
haha, but do you not remember his hints from last summer.
So...what could Van Troll's Surprise be!? | LVG: "not a striker - it's something else"
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haha, but do you not remember his hints from last summer.
LVG wanted the media to report that United are signing somebody and the media doesn't actually know who.
Karim Estefania كريم بن زيما Josef "marquee" Benzema
is very unlikely to happen IMO
is very unlikely to happen IMO
It's fecking Drogba!
Sounds like a quote from the new Jurassic Park movie.
Morata
Llorente
We are never getting 2 players from Madrid. Starting to think we might get Ramos but certainly not Ramos and Bale.
Mike Smalling
Michael Smalling
Michel Smailling
Micky Smalling
Mick Smalling
Michu
We're signing Michu
Michael Smalling
Michel Smailling
Micky Smalling
Mick Smalling
Michu
We're signing Michu
So long as we are not re-signing Michael Owen...
Manucho
Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger, though.
Ballotelli, obviously!
Saido Berahino.
Ricky fecking Lambert - its nailed on!
Wouldn't suprise me one bit tbh, wasn't he at Old Trafford last season watching a game too.
I would take him over Hernandez right now tbh
Thing is we are linked to just about everyone so it's more than likely be someone disappointing. We've been linked to all the top names so who is there left really?
@Zoo is probably right in saying berahino it would be a disappointment though.
@Zoo is probably right in saying berahino it would be a disappointment though.
Didn't van Gaal already say he only wanted MUFC quality purchases and not bit-part players? I also believe if we were after Berahino he'd be with us on tour already, I think we're after a bigger target which takes longer.
Jozy Altidore, to unveil in the last days of the US Tour
I suppose so yeah but like I say we've been linked to every top striker already. That said I'm certain LVG doesn't sit at home reading tweet after tweet like the rest of us so it's highly probable we sign a player that actually has been linked to us just LVG doesnt know it.
It'll either send everyone into Muppet overload or just be a little bit of a 'meh' signing. I'm excited to find out who it is though.
I would like that a lot
I don't reckon we'll get Ramos tbh not with him now being the Captain and the hassle they got for selling Casillas. It wouldn't surprise me if we came to some sort of agreement that saw De Gea move there and Bale coming here, obviously with money involved from our side.
Teveth
On season long loan (choice to extend to 2 or 3 years) with an initial fee of £10m, with bonus, add-ons possibly rising to £40m, co-owned by Boca Juniors and agency firm. Release clause of £33.67m.
On season long loan (choice to extend to 2 or 3 years) with an initial fee of £10m, with bonus, add-ons possibly rising to £40m, co-owned by Boca Juniors and agency firm. Release clause of £33.67m.
I also doubt we haven't been linked to who we're going to sign since we've been linked to pretty much everybody, maybe he means the papers aren't writing about him at the moment? I'm excited aswell, hope it gets done sooner rather than later.
Ronaldo?
Don't think we've been linked with Messi recently.Anyone?
Sadly we have, some Argentine journo linked us to him as a joke I think.. Would've been great addition if only we weren't linked to him
Hm??
My head says Berahino,
My heart says Muller,
My cock says Ronaldo.
My heart says Muller,
My cock says Ronaldo.
Hahaha.
Agreed. I think it will be a backup striker not a big name star. I do think we will get Ramos though which will ensure stiffys all around.
Mauro Icardi?
RVP u turn?
Just came in to post this but I think FSW seems to be a huge fan of his.
Freddy Adu is available..
Zlatan
Pedro isn't a striker though.
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