marjen
Desperately wants to be like Noodle
Any one of Giggs, Welbeck, Nani, Rooney or Kagawa could've done a better job. Even Cleverley.
If you fancy a laugh, read on.....here are his stats from today....
15 passes
60% pass accuracy
2 Crosses
0% accuracy
0 Shots
0 Successful dribbles
25 Touches (Even less then DDG ffs )
This stat made me laugh - Times dispossessed - 0.
He was the only player today, bar defenders, that City didn't dispossess. Which would back up noodle's idea that City just let him get on with it
He's an abomination of a footballer.
I'm not sure what Fergie saw in Young and I'm not sure what Moyes continues to see in him. Aston Villa is his level. He never struck me as a "Man Utd player".
Yeah well, Keane and Carragher have already said the same about Fellaini
I hate him as a footballer. He's a shite player and a serial diver who always tries to make the most out of the smallest things as well. It's actually embarrassing seeing him out on the pitch for us. Definitely not fit to wear the United shirt.
I used to think he was a decent squad player for us but feck me he's become so irritating this season. On a completely different wavelength to the rest of the team, and he has about 5 good games a season total. He really was a terrible purchase for us.
And thats being generous.
Would be fine if he was just a squad player but he seems to be keeping better players out of the team. He is a very ordinary player by our standards.
It's not even that he's shit, he's an absolute pussy too. I've never seen him try to win a fecking header or commit to a tackle, he's not worthy of being a Utd player in any capacity.
He's only been here two years? Feels like forever
This stat made me laugh - Times dispossessed - 0.
He was the only player today, bar defenders, that City didn't dispossess. Which would back up noodle's idea that City just let him get on with it
He's an abomination of a footballer.
Now that you mention that, I think the first time I saw him try was just a few weeks ago. He ducked out at the last second.
This is his third year, isn't it?
You can kind of keep track of his tenure at the club by the increasing quality/number of wide players/forwards he pisses off each year.
Year One: Park
Year Two: Nani
Year Three: Kagawa, quite possibly Januzaj and Zaha; hell, maybe even Hernandez just for good measure. Oh, and probably Nani again.
Year Four: O.G. departs club, leaves suicide note. Body never found.
Year Five: Please god no.
Any one of Giggs, Welbeck, Nani, Rooney or Kagawa could've done a better job. Even Cleverley.
In his last 22 appearances for United in the PL, Ashley Young has 0 goals and 3 assists.
I dont think he's even good enough to be a squad player. He doesn't offer anything.
He's pointless. I expect he'll do a Park when we eventually sell him, i.e go to a lower end team with the expectations of looking good there, but looking equally as useless.
Park did a job. Young doesn't.
Not by the end he didn't.
Which is one half of a career longer than Young.
It would be worth it if it meant getting rid of him. Absolutely useless waste of space. My spirits sank when I saw him coming out of the tunnel.who would buy him? he's on £100k+ a week and United won't subsidise his wages, surely?
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It would be worth it if it meant getting rid of him. Absolutely useless waste of space. My spirits sank when I saw him coming out of the tunnel.
He's alright as a 4th choice backup winger, but shouldn't be starting ahead of Nani or Kagawa.
Was awful today.
He's alright as a 4th choice backup winger, but shouldn't be starting ahead of Nani or Kagawa.
Was awful today.