Reuters repording from TBS, News Agency, Beirut.
Bei...1st Jul.2009
Today an esteemed friend of Spoony whilst cavorting in a 'range of whalleys' spotted a whalley in a 'range' a 'rover' who is known as Kundun. The name of the current Dalai Lama, nicknamed Aguero, Argentinian super-player. Soccer hero to many hearts of Madrid, evil team who steal and enslave players from magical Manchester City, indefinitely bigger than local counterparts United. After heartbreak and much protein like ecotoplasm wasted on account of Benzema now of Real, sadness flooded transfer community, el Red Cafe. But Aguero great hope, but also leaves many wondering whether this was just blatant rip of great article involved Berbatov made famous by Plech. We say yes.