SARS CoV-2 coronavirus / Covid-19 (No tin foil hat silliness please)

It's refreshing to see a leader who delivers a short address. Our president talked for ages.

He tends to start waffling and making stuff up to fill silences when given time to talk, so they try to keep him brief
 
Expect to see a shortage of hair clippers in the shops. And wigs.
 
Thanks for all the replies to my question guys.

I run a takeaway service at the moment, will I have to close tonight?

Takeaways and food delivery services are considered essential I believe, so would remain open
 
Why are the boarders still open?? I don’t understand

I'm not really sure how much benefit you'd get from closing all borders when the virus is already spreading through the population like wildfire. It's not like huge numbers will be travelling anyway.

Have Italy suspended all flights? They certainly didn't when they first went into "lockdown" so it's not particularly surprising if the UK doesn't either. I suspect it sounds like a more effective measure than it actually is at this point.

Plus you also have a land border with Ireland which is rather tricky to close off.
 
I'm somewhat relieved tbh. Removes any ambiguity. You can go and buy food or collect medicine, go for a short walk or run and you can go to work if you have to. That's it. No excuses from people now to start gathering in their hordes at parks, beach etc sharing a chippy together and having a family/friends picnic otherwise police will have the right to intervene.
 
Hopefully ireland does the same although the place was a ghostland today when i went out shopping for food. Aldi was practically empty.
 
Not an option right now.

My gf is trying to find out with her company what's going on too, and so far silence. They are all talking about still travelling in.

This is fecking shambolic and we've known for weeks this was coming, so why is it still so up in the air?
They can't now. It all stops tomorrow.
 
Whats the chances of picking up this virus from a pizza take away? I am afraid someone infected will breathe on the pizza and then pass it on to me when i eat the pizza. Should i just cook my own food at home?
 
They'll know you won't be able to resist putting pics of your mad #gainz on the gram

Yeah true... Some risks are worth it...

But be interesting as I think the first few days will be complete confusion. People pushing it to see and enforcement in some cases over stepping or doing nothing in others. Will take a week before people really get to grips with it I feel/click it's for the greater good
 
Whats the chances of picking up this virus from a pizza take away? I am afraid someone infected will breathe on the pizza and then pass it on to me when i eat the pizza. Should i just cook my own food at home?
Just avoid the 12" Covid special with free Corona beer
 
Whats the chances of picking up this virus from a pizza take away? I am afraid someone infected will breathe on the pizza and then pass it on to me when i eat the pizza. Should i just cook my own food at home?

I would personally, fast food is bad enough but with the added potential of being infected it's too much of a risk.
 
They can't now. It all stops tomorrow.

I'm looking now, it seems that it won't be. Her bosses are saying they are still open as they can work 2m apart.

Currently it looks like building sites will still be open too.

And the government site currently says still travel to and from work if you can't possibly work from home, but feck knows if that's updated yet...
 
We should've been told what the punishment will be and how it will be enforced. Are police going to patrol the streets and stop the odd car/walker?
 
I'm looking now, it seems that it won't be. Her bosses are saying they are still open as they can work 2m apart.

Currently it looks like building sites will still be open too.

And the government site currently says still travel to and from work if you can't possibly work from home, but feck knows if that's updated yet...
It's only those who can't work from home I think. That and essential workers.
 
I have no idea why these measures weren't put in place weeks ago. The faffing around has been ridiculous. We all knew it was coming to this anyway. It would've been nice if the government were proactive.
 
Definitely. Was looking to see if dog walking was included and saw a bunch of people on social media saying they'll still walk the dog two to six times a day. Some quotes:

I'm curious, i cycle regularly and even i'm confused as to what constitutes once per day....a 6hr bike ride? So many loopholes i can find already.
 


Apparently he’s quite vulnerable. When his neighbour kicked the shit out of him a few years ago they had to remove some of his lung. You just hate to see it, he’s such a positive force in American politics.
 
That's what I'm saying. Already people in here are saying all but essential, there's so much confusion right now.

So basically, for example, builders will still be going in.
That's the problem, it's too vague. My friend works for British Steel and has no idea wheter it applies to him or not.