Robin van Persie | 2012-14 Performances

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Rooney, Cleverley and Evans were on a google+ hangout a few months back and Rooney said RvP was often on the receiving end of pranks in the dressing room and described him as 'not the brightest' which at the time I thought was a bit rich coming from Rooney.


Rooney said the same thing about Fletcher as well, who generally comes across well in interviews :lol:
 
Van Persie comes across as an articulate individual and very intelligent.Perhaps he's above childish dressing room pranks.It's probably not on his agenda, beneath him perhaps? I can imagine him thinking wt....f!! ....after another ridiculous attempt at playground fun is directed his way.
 
Van Persie is definitely somebody I could imagine acting a bit of a 'gimp' in the dressing room.

I fecking hate the word 'cringe' though. And yes, reading that excerpt was painful.
 
Did a bit of digging and some Arsenal fans on Reddit are saying that that extract is fake.
 
Did a bit of digging and some Arsenal fans on Reddit are saying that that extract is fake.

I too did a little bit of digging and RVP is reasonably well dressed! He also speaks very articulately in a foreign tongue, often with a sense of romance and poetry. It is hard to imagine him being a social Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.
 
Surely somebody can't print that, and happily pass it off as a section from their book? At least we now know Theo actually wrote his book. What a twat.
 
I read he is unhappy with Moyes training methods, too much running. It makes sense he hasn't been 100% this season personally I feel that sort of training suits someone like Rooney or Ando but the more delicate and injury prone should be given special treatment.
 
I read he is unhappy with Moyes training methods, too much running. It makes sense he hasn't been 100% this season personally I feel that sort of training suits someone like Rooney or Ando but the more delicate and injury prone should be given special treatment.
Not sure if serious but it has been done to death.

Moyes doesn't prescribe the training loads.
 
I read he is unhappy with Moyes training methods, too much running. It makes sense he hasn't been 100% this season personally I feel that sort of training suits someone like Rooney or Ando but the more delicate and injury prone should be given special treatment.


It's some twitter/rags bullshit, not sure if there's anything in it mate. Also, his 100% might have to do something with his toes, he's been complaining about them since the very beggining of this season.
 
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It's some twitter/rags bullshit, not sure if there's anything in it mate. Also, his 100% might have to do something with his toes, he's been complaining about them since the very beggining of this season.

Yeah I know they are giving him trouble, not playing these friendlies for Holland can only be helpful.
 
From MOTD -
Did you know not only has Robin van Persie scored more goals than any other player in the Premier League since the start of 2011-12 (63), he’s also hit the woodwork the most often (19)?
 
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Its nice to have a cnut. I mean, not to have one personally, on your body. But to have one there when you need it, at your disposal. Like we do with Robin.


Some would say that having one on your body would be very practical, considering some remove ribs to perform fellatio... anyways... Yeah, RVP is great.
 
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