We have the Obrez brothers (both commentators, both huge Barca/Messi fans) who are probably the definition of crap crapped out, eaten and crapped out again by crap.
They always go on and on about stuff that doesn't concern the game in any way, and no mather who's playing, they'll always find a reason to mention Barca and Messi in there atleast 10-15 times a match.
Granted other commentators aren't exactly as bad as these 2, but they're not much better.
They tell you nothing important or educative, and they can't even get the offside/foul calls right, like EVER.
I really feel sorry about you mate.