Right then, Pak v India

UNITED_OG said:
shoaib wasnt throwing the ball, his arm is double jointed or someshit, i dunno the word, but its like it bends both ways, he showed it in tv, he doesnt throw the ball.......dude i feel u got some serious hate against pakistani players....pathan did score a good amount of runs today no doubt, but in regards to his bowling, i think he has gone backwards, and i dont help him playing on shitty asain pitches all the time, thats why shoaib akthar is such an amazing bowler, speaking of the match though, its feckin pathetic cricket

just more average increasing pitches for those indians and pakistanis
Yes average increasing pitch indeed

Why don't you go and check the record of likes of Dravid, Sachin and Sehwag away from home in Australia, SA , England etc. ?
 
UNITED_OG said:
shoaib wasnt throwing the ball, his arm is double jointed or someshit, i dunno the word, but its like it bends both ways, he showed it in tv, he doesnt throw the ball.......dude i feel u got some serious hate against pakistani players....pathan did score a good amount of runs today no doubt, but in regards to his bowling, i think he has gone backwards, and i dont help him playing on shitty asain pitches all the time, thats why shoaib akthar is such an amazing bowler, speaking of the match though, its feckin pathetic cricket

just more average increasing pitches for those indians and pakistanis


Akhtar's got a hyper extension. But you can call him double jointed. It's sick I've seen him in slow mo, it's well strange when his arm goes past the perpendicular.

And the pitches are terrible. I just don't see the point of cricket if those pitches are what teams are meant to play on.

Pakistan should be banned till they can produce some good wickets. India should be banned just for the cheating they'll do when we play them in a few weeks.
 
Evening DD.

The Pakistanis should be banned from Test cricket until they sort their pitches out.

I'd better go now.

Goodbye.
 
Slabber. I reckon you've deffo gone all gay.

Be strong man. And fight for the side of justice again.
 
Spoony said:
Slabber. I reckon you've deffo gone all gay.

Be strong man. And fight for the side of justice again.

Evening Spoony.

Given that I've resigned I shouldn't really be posting, else I'll look like Claire Short. And she's fecking rough.
 
Evening Slabber.

Evening Spoony.

Just act like nothing happened Slabber, tell anyone that says otherwise that they are crazy. Then wish death upon their loved ones, while wearing a robe.
 
Slabber said:
Evening Spoony.

Given that I've resigned I shouldn't really be posting, else I'll look like Claire Short. And she's fecking rough.


Alright Slabbs.

Just go back to abusing people. It's much better than getting involved with some of the retards on here. I reckon I've also got a short fuse, but on here I've never blown it. Wouldn't let shite on here piss you off. Like I said, most of them are spastics. You can't change these people. . .
 
Ask Sheikh, I was getting bullied by this awful horrible nasty poster yesterday.

Evil she was. fecking evil.
 
What was that about then? Was it KK(K)?

I like Sheikh. That one could stick.
 
Exactly.

At first I was afraid. . . I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live.

But guess what? I will survive.
 
Slabber said:
What was that about then? Was it KK(K)?

I like Sheikh. That one could stick.


Redevil2.

I asked her if she was a virgin. And with Sheikh's help, convinced her she was bullying me.

She believed us as well.
 
I would give that a read, but unfortunately I'm resigned to my fate.
 
Just had a look at the score and i'm really apalled. Wouldn't any sane team have given the opponents a target of say 300 in 50 overs and atleast had a try, however bad the pitch was. Its about time we refused to pay good money for this shit. This absolute refusal to have a try at winning the match, however tough it may be is an insult to all cricket watchers.

After this, I wouldn't be surprised if the betting rumours started up again. Some kind of payment to ensure India didn't loose the series.
 
Red-Indian said:
Just had a look at the score and i'm really apalled. Wouldn't any sane team have given the opponents a target of say 300 in 50 overs and atleast had a try, however bad the pitch was. Its about time we refused to pay good money for this shit. This absolute refusal to have a try at winning the match, however tough it may be is an insult to all cricket watchers.

After this, I wouldn't be surprised if the betting rumours started up again. Some kind of payment to ensure India didn't loose the series.
Idiots.I spent most of my morning watching that crap hoping they'd declare and set India a good score to chase in 50-60 overs.All I got was that Akmal baring his hideous fecking teeth at me and then Yousuf and Khan playing as if it was being played with a tennis ball with no bounce.cnuting selfish useless feckpigs.

Appalling umpiring too.On pitches like these if you umpire like how Koertzen did then its just a disgrace.Disgrace to the game and to India-Pakistan matches.The ICC need to get those idiots at the PCB sorted...and while their at it, maybe they can shake up the BCCI too.Or maybe they could just cease to exist.All these sports governing bodies...feck all governing..The game's going to the fecking dogs.

Its games like these two we've had which makes people prefer ODI's to Tests.

And at a time when people had actually started looking to Tests again after the Ashes.

Its a waste of time.
 
What I don't understand is, this series is the WORST thing for Pak/India cricket in terms of financial incentives, crowd attendance, etc. Who's going to want to broadcast the next series? Or any series? Who's going to want to watch it?

I think the PCB and that f*cking groundsman(!!) have done a lot of things wrong with this series and the ICC should have a stern word. But, more importantly, the people with the real power (i.e. sponsors) should have a stern word with them.

:mad:
 
This does not surprise me...I said before the series losing is not an option for either side.

What a bore
 
DONADO said:
Test Matches : Batting and Fielding

M I NO Runs HS Ave SR 100 50 Ct St
19 23 2 561 93 26.71 46.67 0 4 6 0

Test Matches : Bowling

O M R W Ave BBI 5 10 SR Econ
636.1 145 2041 74 27.58 7-59 6 2 51.58 3.20

One Day Internationals : Batting and Fielding

M I NO Runs HS Ave SR 100 50 Ct St
48 33 10 613 83 26.65 85.02 0 3 6 -

One Day Internationals : Bowling

O M R W Ave BBI 4w 5w SR Econ
409.5 24 2049 79 25.93 5-27 2 1 25.93 4.99


Try and tell me he's been going downhill...

For 20 year old to be suddenly thrust as the strike bowler is a huge responsibility.
Ignore him.
People forget Pathan is 20.. at that age barring a couple of series which having nothing for pacers, hes been brilliant for us. Consistantly has been getting us wickets with the new ball, and hes got genuine talent to be quality lower order batsman.

As a bowler i personally cant critisize him.. Wasim Akram had the likes of Imran Khan to take him under their wing and mentor him.. and then had a fast bowling partner like Waqar Younis. Whereas Pathan at the age of 21 is thrown into the frame as our main strike bowler and has, for the last two years had hardly any support from the other seamers.

As a batsman hes genuinly got the talent to be one of the best lower order batsman around. IMO hes probabily got one of the best defensive techniques in our team.. hes as compact as anyone.. he lofts as well as anyone, good hooker, puller, cover drives.. hes really got it all.. and now hes performing very consistantly with the bat. Hes got 3 nearly hundreds in his last 2 or 3 tests i think. Hopefully he continues this progress.
 
Hopefully Karachi will be slightly better.

Only problem - I read on Cricinfo that Shoaib is doubtful with an ankle injury and so is Inzy with that old back problem. If either of them doesn't play, Pak might go ultra-defensive and ask for another Lahore-like pitch. I hope that doesn't happen.
 
amolbhatia100 said:
Ignore him.
People forget Pathan is 20.. at that age barring a couple of series which having nothing for pacers, hes been brilliant for us. Consistantly has been getting us wickets with the new ball, and hes got genuine talent to be quality lower order batsman.

As a bowler i personally cant critisize him.. Wasim Akram had the likes of Imran Khan to take him under their wing and mentor him.. and then had a fast bowling partner like Waqar Younis. Whereas Pathan at the age of 21 is thrown into the frame as our main strike bowler and has, for the last two years had hardly any support from the other seamers.

As a batsman hes genuinly got the talent to be one of the best lower order batsman around. IMO hes probabily got one of the best defensive techniques in our team.. hes as compact as anyone.. he lofts as well as anyone, good hooker, puller, cover drives.. hes really got it all.. and now hes performing very consistantly with the bat. Hes got 3 nearly hundreds in his last 2 or 3 tests i think. Hopefully he continues this progress.

And he's taken a hat-trick in the first over of the third test.:D
 
AND, the fifth wicket's just gone...........3 for Pathan, 2 for Zaheer....35/5:D

I wonder how long the Indian batting will last in front of Shoaib and Co. Pakistan really over do things. Either it's purely a batsman's pitch or purely a bowler's pitch.
 
fecking shit.. i could not be more pissed off.. after all the wonderful work done by Pathan early on.. these retards have thrown it away.. some really awful batting.. and gutless cricket.. A chance to take the advantage in the series decider and they come up with that appauling display..
Once again our hopes rest on the youngsters Dhoni and Pathan to save us.. a loss to Pakistan here is just going to be unbarable.

:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Plechazunga said:
Do Muslim Indians tend to support Pakistan, and Hindu Pakistanis support India

Or doesn't it work like that?

Yeah it does work like that sometimes. Mostly the illiterate though.

:Nervous: