Right then, Pak v India

amolbhatia100 said:
You saw the footage of him argueing with Dravid and Chappel? Or atleast thats what it seemed like.

Im wary.. normally id expect this to be a boring draw, but i have a bad feeling about this one for some reason.. it being Pakistan an all.

But seriously, were the pitches like this even against England??, because its simply pathetic for the game..

Same pitches, lifeless as feck.
 
How sporting of the Pakistanis to declare.

They've ensured this one'll have a result afterall.
 
Melbourne Red said:
How sporting of the Pakistanis to declare.

They've ensured this one'll have a result afterall.

679 after 1.75 days, isn't that some kind of record?
 
Crap pitch, shit match - boring as hell but Sehwag can be counted on to make anything fun. Second fastest double century of all time, reached it with 4 consecutive boundaries and an innings runrate of over 5 when we should be batting to save the match. Its official, the man is a maniac.
 
The match should be abandoned and stricken from the record.
 
True I suppose. Though feck knows what possessed the pakis to make such a pitch. With the quality of their pacers you'd have expected a pitch where batsmen would be hopping around to Shoaib's short-pitched stuff. Even a dust bowl would've been better than this travesty.
 
Woolmer said it was too cold, and that the pitch needed sun to make it hard and bouncy.

To think I wanted to see this series.
 
Maybe...but its always been cold in Pakistan and we've played winter tests there before. Can't ever remember a joke of a pitch like this. If its so bad that they can't make a playble pitch, they should stop playing tests there this time of the year.

Hope the rest of the series isn't like this. I don't mind if they dig holes or bury stones in there to but please god...let some batsmen get out.
 
This is the one bloody series I support India in and it turns out like this.

Almost certainly a cunning Pakistani plot to avert a humiliating defeat.

To think they used to lose on purpose not long ago.
 
Melbourne Red said:
This is the one bloody series I support India in and it turns out like this.

Almost certainly a cunning Pakistani plot to avert a humiliating defeat.

To think they used to lose on purpose not long ago.

Yeah, us Pakistanis are sh*t scared of the wonderful match winning bowlers that India possess. If only I could remember the name of one now...hmmmm. :lol:

The groundsman admittedly got this wrong. Hopefully the next batch will learn from this and prepare a PROPER bouncy track for Shoaib to explore Dravid and Sehwag's ribcages. ps. Shoaib bowled 15 over for a measly 45 runs on a batting haven....I'd be worried if I were an Indian! ;)
 
Dumpstar said:
Yeah, us Pakistanis are sh*t scared of the wonderful match winning bowlers that India possess. If only I could remember the name of one now...hmmmm. :lol:

The groundsman admittedly got this wrong. Hopefully the next batch will learn from this and prepare a PROPER bouncy track for Shoaib to explore Dravid and Sehwag's ribcages. ps. Shoaib bowled 15 over for a measly 45 runs on a batting haven....I'd be worried if I were an Indian! ;)
We are ranked second after aussies with the same match winning bowlers and atleast they got a wicket or two unlike Pakistan's uber bowlers. :)
 
crappycraperson said:
We are ranked second after aussies with the same match winning bowlers and atleast they got a wicket or two unlike Pakistan's uber bowlers. :)

I thought you had a bad feeling about this match. Loser.;)

Even on a flat track, Sehwag's innings is worthy of praise...next stop, Lara's record.
 
Dubai_Devil said:
Lara would have gotten 500.
More like 5.

Sehwag's going to get 400.:D Dravid will hopefully complete a double before Pathan scores a century.
 
The supporters should walk out in protest at this snorefest, followed by the umpires and the groundsmen
 
Nice pitch to play on eh, I wonder if Sehwag will get another 300. He has everything but a 400 against Pakistan so he might get that!

Dumpstar said:
The groundsman admittedly got this wrong. Hopefully the next batch will learn from this and prepare a PROPER bouncy track for Shoaib to explore Dravid and Sehwag's ribcages. ps. Shoaib bowled 15 over for a measly 45 runs on a batting haven....I'd be worried if I were an Indian! ;)

The Indian batsman have dealt with Shoaib before so I doubt they will think too much about him. He is a good bowler so has to be given the respect he deserves.

As for his stats, Pathan had given 39 runs and taken a wicket after 15 overs, not bad considering you don't think too highly of him ;) Being economical might win ODI matches but it doesn't win Test matches. Most of his balls were at Dravid, he was going at 4.26 an over against Sehwag which isn't good last time I checked ;)
 
Not too difficult to figure. Political pressure meant we had to play Ganguly. None of Tendulkar, VVS, Dravid or Yuvraj could be dropped to make way for another opener, so we went into the match with just one. Someone had to partner Sehwag - it might as well be the best player of fast bowling in the team.
 
Red-Indian said:
Not too difficult to figure. Political pressure meant we had to play Ganguly. None of Tendulkar, VVS, Dravid or Yuvraj could be dropped to make way for another opener, so we went into the match with just one. Someone had to partner Sehwag - it might as well be the best player of fast bowling in the team.
Best player of fast bowling in the world.

And spin.feck it, he's one of the best ever.
 
JazzG said:
Nice pitch to play on eh, I wonder if Sehwag will get another 300. He has everything but a 400 against Pakistan so he might get that!



The Indian batsman have dealt with Shoaib before so I doubt they will think too much about him. He is a good bowler so has to be given the respect he deserves.

As for his stats, Pathan had given 39 runs and taken a wicket after 15 overs, not bad considering you don't think too highly of him ;) Being economical might win ODI matches but it doesn't win Test matches. Most of his balls were at Dravid, he was going at 4.26 an over against Sehwag which isn't good last time I checked ;)
Exactly.

Who cares if he gave away 40 runs in 15 or 70?:confused: The wickets column was empty..and all that after Inzamam and co. had used all their gray cells to try and get India to be scared of the 'new' Akhtar.Looked the same bowler as a year back to me.Tunning up from 100 fecking yards and then bowling at the same line and length as Sami who's got to one of the worst bowlers Pakistan had.

Akhtar's line was short and thereabouts.Getting it into the rib-cage might get you Ganguly's wicket but against a murderous Sehwag and Dravid, no chance.
He didn't try anything new.Hardly any variety.

Have to say he's not developed as bowler and as a cricket fan its disappointing to see someone who had so much potential when he was 22-24 hardly develop or add something to his repetoire.

Pathan, whom you seem to have hardly seen or closely followed but still seem desperate to slate has shown the development that Akhtar showed in 5 years in 5 months.

Pakistan have hardly any other bowlers of note.Kaneria is still as shite as he was last year when he got pummeled by most Indian batsmen.(Getting wickets against the English on over-helpful wickets hardly counts)Sami, I have no idea why they choose to persist with him...I've seen better bowlers playing in Ranji in India.Navedul-Hasan keeps a good line but I'd hardly peg him as a match winner.

I'd say your best chance is a fully fit Umar Gul and a Shoaib who actually believes all that his captain gibbers on to the press.
 
DONADO said:
Exactly.

Who cares if he gave away 40 runs in 15 or 70?:confused: The wickets column was empty..and all that after Inzamam and co. had used all their gray cells to try and get India to be scared of the 'new' Akhtar.Looked the same bowler as a year back to me.Tunning up from 100 fecking yards and then bowling at the same line and length as Sami who's got to one of the worst bowlers Pakistan had.

Akhtar's line was short and thereabouts.Getting it into the rib-cage might get you Ganguly's wicket but against a murderous Sehwag and Dravid, no chance.
He didn't try anything new.Hardly any variety.

Have to say he's not developed as bowler and as a cricket fan its disappointing to see someone who had so much potential when he was 22-24 hardly develop or add something to his repetoire.

Pathan, whom you seem to have hardly seen or closely followed but still seem desperate to slate has shown the development that Akhtar showed in 5 years in 5 months.

Pakistan have hardly any other bowlers of note.Kaneria is still as shite as he was last year when he got pummeled by most Indian batsmen.(Getting wickets against the English on over-helpful wickets hardly counts)Sami, I have no idea why they choose to persist with him...I've seen better bowlers playing in Ranji in India.Navedul-Hasan keeps a good line but I'd hardly peg him as a match winner.

I'd say your best chance is a fully fit Umar Gul and a Shoaib who actually believes all that his captain gibbers on to the press.
Ahem

Sami is a quality bowler, a lot better than likes of Agarkar, Zaheer, Balaji etc.
 
I rate India's batting, up there with ours. But your bowling stinks.

Rubbish.
 
crappycraperson said:
Ahem

Sami is a quality bowler, a lot better than likes of Agarkar, Zaheer, Balaji etc.
A quality bowler who hasn't got a test record to match even Harvinder Singh's?Or Abey Kuruvilla?Or Debashish Mohanty?

He fecking shite.Floppy haired idiot.
 
Pakistan should be banned from holding Test matches until they sort their pitches out.
 
DONADO said:
A quality bowler who hasn't got a test record to match even Harvinder Singh's?Or Abey Kuruvilla?Or Debashish Mohanty?

He fecking shite.Floppy haired idiot.


You sounds like a Chinese kid.
 
Spoony said:
I rate India's batting, up there with ours. But your bowling stinks.

Rubbish.
Hey I'm not claiming our attack's all that great.Just that Pakistan's is shit.nd they can't seem to accept it.

Has potential, but at the moment, its shit.It has been since Akram and Younis buggered off.
 
DONADO said:
Hey I'm not claiming our attack's all that great.Just that Pakistan's is shit.nd they can't seem to accept it.

Has potential, but at the moment, its shit.It has been since Akram and Younis buggered off.


I think their attack is good. Whereas your batting is.

I'm also shocked they don't produce fast bouncy wickets.
 
DONADO said:
Me Jimmy Tang.Me happy talking shite baout cricket.

Up your.

That's also racist.

What time did the Chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
 
Slabber said:
That's also racist.

What time did the Chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.


That's just plain wrong.

Although, my local Chinese(chippy), keeps ask me if I want 'sore finger' on my chips.