I have a mate who is exactly like Ronnie. He even looks like him a bit but they're so similar in character. I've said it for years and it always pisses him off (half because I think he sees it but mainly because, like Ronnie, he has to be his own guy) and he always calls it bullshit.
When we were younger, we played in one of those 5 a side leagues. Now this lad is a very good footballer, but he didn't get on with the lad who ran the team. We'd a big, important game and he was left on the bench which pissed him right off. We were down 2-1 with 5 minutes to play and eventually, after being told to cop the feck on by the rest of us, your man brings him on. I went off for him.
He's on for 15 seconds and with his first touch sets off on a run like Messi against Getafe. Beats their whole team and rounds the keeper...
And then just stops. Leaves the ball sitting 3 feet from the goal line and walks off the pitch, gets in his car and goes home. And I swear to god, as he walked off he gave me this exact same smile: