RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

"What a wonderful no win situation for Manchester United."

Yes, clearly signing Paul Pogba has absolutely no benefits at all. If Man City or Liverpool signed him, I'm sure we would obviously all be absolutely delighted.

Edit: Oh it was PeterTheRed who posted that, how shocking.
 
What was the phrase Johnno said when he was trying to use Manchester slang, the (as we say in Manchester)moment?
 
I have noticed that sometimes Johnno slips up on "us" and "them". He should watch Donnie Brasco and really immerse himself. He needs to become one with the scouse.

It might be old age getting to him. Pretending to support United since 1918 must have taken it's toll.
 
they will probably sign him, but he will end up costing them over £200 million, and that is far too much for a player who is not even in the top 10 in the world, and is not exactly a great fit for their manager's setup. It was interesting to see Klopp speaking publicly about the risk of such signing today.
It's ok they can off set the fee for Pogba with the sale of jizzinureye . The new ronaldo (auto correct came up with also ran when typing Ronaldo ) lol. Surely he will recoup 75m for them.
 
They are not happy with the Karius Injury
feck sake. Honestly, if we didn't have bad luck we'd have no fecking luck.
Buy a new second keeper, sell Mignolet.
A fecking collision in pre season. Jesus fecking christ.
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Literally just yelled feck off. feck feck feck feck

LOAD OF feckING SHIT
Not gonna Karius anywhere with a broken hand
Even me bird told me to feck off when I told her. She knows the seriousness of having Mignolet back in goal.
He's shit for morale Mignolet, you ever see that video of him Lucas and Flanno in the car, he can't take a joke and he finds nothing funny.
Mignolet will step up for sure, then get caught in two minds, then step back again and hope someone else sorts it.
 
It is funny how all of our transfer sums always include all bonuses and 5 years of wages, heavily inflated wages at that - While their own transfers never include wages, bonuses or anything else.

Also the value of every player that Liverpool sells in the same transfer window always get subtracted from their transfers, while nothing of the sort happens with our transfers.

#rawkonomics
#scouselogixx
If anything, their transfers get the selling price of outgoing transfers deducted as well.
 


Jesus are they unlucky, first the genius Klopp manages so sign the best goalkeeper in the world for negative 2 millions but then he gets this horrible injury.
I guess it's the black magic at Castle Grayskull screwing them over once again.
 
Jesus are they unlucky, first the genius Klopp manages so sign the best goalkeeper in the world for negative 2 millions but then he gets this horrible injury.
I guess it's the black magic at Castle Grayskull screwing them over once again.
:lol:
 
It is funny how all of our transfer sums always include all bonuses and 5 years of wages, heavily inflated wages at that - While their own transfers never include wages, bonuses or anything else.

Also the value of every player that Liverpool sells in the same transfer window always get subtracted from their transfers, while nothing of the sort happens with our transfers.

#rawkonomics
#scouselogixx

Dippernomics...its a thing
 
I love the Castle Grayskull thing.

From Wikipedia:
Castle Grayskull is a fortress located on the fictional planet Eternia. It forms a central location in the Masters of the Universe toy/comic/animation universe, and also appears in the 1987 live action adaptation.

In the storyline of the franchise, it is the target of numerous attacks by Skeletor, Hordak and the Snake Men, all of whom believe that the secrets inside will allow them to conquer Eternia and become the titular Masters of the Universe.[1]

Skeletor's struggle isn't a million miles away from Liverpool's.
 
£200 million Pogba :lol:

I would love to know how he got to that number. 500k a week 4 year contract included?

To be fair, I can't blame them for laughing. He is going to cost £350 million and a £750k a week as it stands.

It may get to $400 million by Sunday afternoon.
 
Pogba last season scored 10 goals in 49 games and Andy Carroll scored 9 in 32 (19 games less). Yet one of them cost £15m and the other cost £200m.
 
Pogba last season scored 10 goals in 49 games and Andy Carroll scored 9 in 32 (19 games less). Yet one of them cost £15m and the other cost £200m.

Yet one is a striker and one is a midfielder, one does a lot more than just looks like he's going down to the job centre.
 
Let's have a look at 'em being normal-ish & good natured for a change, in tribute to their truly shite-awful 3rd kit

The kit's name is 'Toxic Thunder'

Hopefully the Toxic kit doesn't clash with the stewards on the ground

I actually quite like the third kit, so much so that I may buy it after the season is over and it’s reduced, and will only wear it to train or play football

Or cycling, doing roadworks, helping children cross the road...