Arguably the most ironic and least aware statement ever to be made on RAWK.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition
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Arguably the most ironic and least aware statement ever to be made on RAWK.
Deluded but in the grand scheme of rawk... Tame That one is
I feel this season is going to be special....
In fairness, that's about on par with Liverpool.
Scouse logic = Benteke was free, he didn't cost us anything.
They only count net expenditure. It will be Carroll all over again.
Some absolute gems on the last page
Depay being a risk and unproven but Ibe and Firmino will be fine is particularly hilarious.
Depay being a risk and unproven but Ibe and Firmino will be fine is particularly hilarious.
Surely this is tongue in cheek? No one could be this thick. He must be baiting.
Never underestimate how stupid people can be, especially a Liverpool fan.
Darmian = Italian (international) defender = clearly shit then
So they again have a better squad?
Nothing is funnier than listening to thick as pig shit scousers ranting about football.
City fans are, by their nature, just a detestable bunch of cnuts, but at least with 2 of the 5 of them you can have a reasonable discussion about the game.
With the dippers, they just sit there, with their fingers in their ears chanting "eh eh eh eh five times la" over and over again.
our new friend with the temper gets called out
So because they haven't heard about an Italian right back capped 14 times that means he's shit. I wonder how many of them heard about Firmino before last month
Just imagine if RAWK was around thousands of years ago and they were debating if the world is flat or round
they are all burnt up with envy.
not worth taking serious at all.
entertaining now and then though.
not worth taking serious at all.
entertaining now and then though.
"Fecking rounder here than it is in Manchester!"
Really isn't worth reading over there unless there is a genuine meltdown, like when they lose 6-1 to Stoke and 3-1 to Palace in Gerrard's last 2 games. During the Summer, there is no meltdown...the lack of actual Football being played means they build up optimism in their brains that this season may be different, the bitterness of falling from England's number 1 to very mediocre in the last 25 years mixed in with this leads to the pure delusion you see on there during pre-season.
The thing is, even when they do challenge for the title it leads to pure calamity and unprecedented amount of GIF's and vine's taking the piss. The whole Gerrard slip and Crystal Palace feck up was just pure gold, couldn't have been written better. RAFA's meltdown in 09 and their reactions to all our late goals and comebacks that season were brilliant. They will never win the league again.
What's so funny is that a few weeks ago somebody on this forum was saying they are surprised to see a fair level of realism and lack of delusion on RAWK. Somebody replied saying ''wait until they sign a player and the memories of last season fade as we go deeper into the Summer'' - that's exactly what's fecking happened...year after year. Not worth reading over there as I said. They won't be near the top 3 - at best will challenge for 4th again and fail.
The thing is, even when they do challenge for the title it leads to pure calamity and unprecedented amount of GIF's and vine's taking the piss. The whole Gerrard slip and Crystal Palace feck up was just pure gold, couldn't have been written better. RAFA's meltdown in 09 and their reactions to all our late goals and comebacks that season were brilliant. They will never win the league again.
What's so funny is that a few weeks ago somebody on this forum was saying they are surprised to see a fair level of realism and lack of delusion on RAWK. Somebody replied saying ''wait until they sign a player and the memories of last season fade as we go deeper into the Summer'' - that's exactly what's fecking happened...year after year. Not worth reading over there as I said. They won't be near the top 3 - at best will challenge for 4th again and fail.
No chance that isn't a pisstake. Nobody can go around believing that.
That would at least be a conventional argument at that point in time. Knowing RAWK they don't do conventional nor logical wisdom.
Their argument within RAWK would have been between triangle and Octagonal.
POP would have his calculation (on his abacus) on why Octagonal and JohnnoW would have his folklore passed down from millions of JW generations saying that it was always triangle.
Moving forward a thousand years, it seems nothing has changed.
Get out!!
Not to sound like JohnnoWhite but i recently remembered a Liverpool one for years ago that I thought was quality, "put your hands up for Dirk Koit - he loves this city"
It's part of the bolded bit that blows my mind.
We sign Schneiderlin, and they manage to delude themselves into laughing at us for signing "an overrated Southampton player". Surely that's been half their fecking transfer business the last two seasons.
Made me chuckle.
What gets me is how RvP, Valdes and Falcao are all world class players now that they've left.
The best bit is, of all the players they've signed from Southampton, he's the one they actually needed.
RAWKLogic FTMFW.
Ah, the legendary Manc mates have started to make an appearance....
Yeah, I noticed the Manc mates were out in full force again
Was fun while it lasted.
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Was fun while it lasted.
North Korean mods at it again
Was fun while it lasted.
Beat me it, I just came on to say it had been locked.
Seems there was too much flattery going on over our wonderful signings for some of them to stomach.
The straw that broke the dictator's back:
Didn't the person who responded to the first quote realise that it was sarcasm?
It appears that sarcasm is not appreciated on RAWK (or even understood).
"The sarcasm detector has been set off. Initiate full-scale lockdown. This is not a drill people".
Crying because their delight at finishing above us lasted one season and even then they couldn't be happy because Steven Gerrard (he's better than Scholes, la) didn't get a league medal and Suarez decided to piss off to the Spanish sun and win a treble. And yet again, there seems to be this feeling on RAWK that 13/14 was some sort of return to normality. It really is hilarious.
Sure, Liverpool failing spectacularly is normal....
I love how bitter some of them are becoming again. You can just see it dawning on them that we are getting back to our best and they have little real chance of challenging for the league or even Top 4 in all probability.
When they are not being bitter, thats when we need to worry about our team. The past 2 seasons for example.
When they are not being bitter, thats when we need to worry about our team. The past 2 seasons for example.