RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

Close this fecking thread down. Turning into an appreciation, arse licking, bed wetting, hand wringing, fecking gimp thread, instead of what it was set up for


TO TAKE THE feckING PISS!!!!!

Slagging your own club off in this fecking thread?
 
Because of United's signings and the potential Pedro signing.

Close this fecking thread down. Turning into an appreciation, arse licking, bed wetting, hand wringing, fecking gimp thread, instead of what it was set up for


TO TAKE THE feckING PISS!!!!!

Slagging your own club off in this fecking thread?

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EDIT: @marukomu whoa
 
What thread is that latest meltdown from?

I had a look it's from their United thread where it seems to have been all but confirmed we'll get Pedro and everyone is saying how we have a great squad and we are a good club in comparison to the oil clubs (when accused of buying trophies). Really strange but thankfully still one or two meltdowns.

The media is wanking hard over Manc signings whereas nothing much has been said about our astute transfer business this summer. Then people say it is a fair world.
 
They've bought feck all that I would 'objectively' call good signings. See, there's the rub, they haven't bought any one I would say wow that will make a difference. Just bang average signings no more no less....and I could take the piss out of yernited to infinity and beyond
 
This disgusting insurrection needs JohnnoW back to point out that our 1st team isn't comprised of 11 home grown youngsters with an average age of 16 and a half like it was in 1867.
 
This disgusting insurrection needs JohnnoW back to point out that our 1st team isn't comprised of 11 home grown youngsters with an average age of 16 and a half like it was in 1867.

That's exactly what it is. JohnnoWhite isn't there to tell everyone how shite United's squad really is (from his loyal United supporting perspective, of course).
 
one is spitting venom, lol

Is it feck. It's a fecking mockery of what the original thread was set up for, otherwise just call it the fecking Man Utd appreciation thread. It's infested with knob heads lately comparing us with United in a usually derogatory sense.

As for your comments......'an objective appraisal', fecking bollocks. How the feck do you know now if it's been a successful window? They haven't kicked a ball in anger yet. And losing Valdez, Falcao, De Gea, Van Persie whilst bringing in a crock and an over rated Southampton player and fecking Depay is considered a successful window is it? Then ours must be phenomenal!

losing Valdez and Falcao :lol:
 
Some dude sums it up...

Being a Liverpool fan on a Liverpool forum, I am allowed to have my red tinted glasses at the start of the season.... In every summer I will always believe that my team is better then any other team in the whole fecking league, even if we just sign Joe Cole, Christian Poulsen and Paul Konchesky and we are managed by Roy fecking Hodgson.... Why the feck should I be "realistic" about a sport when there's not even a single ball been kicked?
 
The fury seething from those posts. Just amazing. :lol:
the guy I quoted is just one quote of many. he is ready to knife someone

also

Forget the signings, this is about Louis Van Gaal and his amazing ball sack (Sir Ryan of Giggseh)

Has he coached any of their squad into better players in the past 12 months?
top of my head young, fellaini, Herrera, Smalling
Will he be able to coach any of them into better players this season?
good chance
Haven't seen anything of him yet to think he's making a difference.
going from 7th to 4th?
With four or five new signings to integrate they could well find themselves struggling to get going in the league again - just like last year.
how many players have Liverpool signed again?

I still think we've every chance of competing for top 4
its our year la
 
RAWK said:
Rafa will take a helicopter view of the situation before deciding if a paradigm shift is needed to synergise the team dynamics. Being the team player that he is I'm certain he's stir-frying some ideas in his wok* while taking some less conventional strategies offline.

*Intergalactico! ;)

PS Rafa's Real Madrid just lost to Roma in a friendly.
 
Vivabobbygraham is a complete fecking helmet.

So blinded by bias and hatred it's unbelievable, even by RAWK standards.

I love the attitude of not judging before a ball has been kicked, as if we're supposed to ignore all evidence of players performances before the season starts. Especially funny when alongside that they're slagging our players off and bigging theirs up. Ridiculous bunch of idiots.
 
:lol:

If we had spunked £32.5m on Benteke i would be fecking fuming.
Lots of laughing at Liverpool's supposedly inflated fees this summer. Let's not forget that over the past two years, we have spent 27.5 million on Fellaini, 30 million on an 18-year-old left-back, 28.5 million on Ander Herrera and 59.7 million on Di Maria.

I really don't think we're in a position to laugh about that.
 
*Intergalactico! ;)

PS Rafa's Real Madrid just lost to Roma in a friendly.


Who posted that Phaseofplay?

Sounds like the shit he used to post that they all lapped up, or maybe they just all post that pseudo intellectual nonsense now do they?
 
Proper meltdown from Vivabobbygraham :lol:

Close this fecking thread down. Turning into an appreciation, arse licking, bed wetting, hand wringing, fecking gimp thread, instead of what it was set up for


TO TAKE THE feckING PISS!!!!!
As for your comments......'an objective appraisal', fecking bollocks. How the feck do you know now if it's been a successful window? They haven't kicked a ball in anger yet. And losing Valdez, Falcao, De Gea, Van Persie whilst bringing in a crock and an over rated Southampton player and fecking Depay is considered a successful window is it? Then ours must be phenomenal!
They've bought feck all that I would 'objectively' call good signings. See, there's the rub, they haven't bought any one I would say wow that will make a difference. Just bang average signings no more no less....and I could take the piss out of yernited to infinity and beyond
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Theyve improved theirr midfield (wasnnt hard) and thats about it. There new Italian right back will like most Italian defensive imports fail. The Swine is past his sell by date and will probabky spend quite a bit of time on the treatment table. Schneiderlin good player but not world cass and dosent have the potential to be either. Theyve replaced Van Perise who if they could have kept fit wouldd have got 20 goals in the league with a young Dutch kid who could end up another Babel.


An now people are wa*king themselves over Pedro while failing to see that hes even more lightweight and dive happy than Di Maria who failed in the PL....
My soul mate.

'Get into them'
Almost all their signings would walk into our first team. I hope they fail, but lets not kid ourselves.
Who would they replace?

You keep kidding yourself about how good they are. Better still..........

Just watched YAWN sung by the Aussie faithful. Suggest you watch it and then come back and tell us how good Yernited are
Schneiderlin - Can/Lucas.
Schweinsteiger - Milner

I genuinely don't know how our attack will line-up next season, but Pedro and Depay would easily feature.

Darmian i don't know much about, and Clyne looks a very solid signing, so Clyne i'd prefer.
Can/Lucas won't be playing so I see what you did there. How about Henderson. Would you put the world beater in ahead of him?
Milner would piss all over Schwein these days as we will see when we play them
Pedro hasn't signed yet
Depay would feature where, in place of who?
Why won't they be playing? No to dropping Hendo, captains tend to be undroppable, but if he wasn't captain..

Depay would play over any winger we currently have. Like I said, I don't how the attack will setup; especially with Benteke now in the mix. But as far as wingers go, Depay would start.
I'd put Ibe. Markovic. Firminho, Sturridge (when fit) in front of a gamble of a player like Depay. He's got feck all credence yet.

All this tends to show the gross exaggeration some posters have when it comes to Yernited. They've bought no better or worse than us yet you would think they're fecking home and hosed. 'let's not kid ourselves' is an emotive sentence and actually means feck all in the scheme of things. Best saving it for the " I'd love to give George Clooney/Naomie Harris (delete as appropriate) one thread
 
We could sign Messi and they would play it down , claiming his peak will soon disappear as he is 28.
Did they just say Milner would piss over Schweinsteiger!?
 
Apparently none of our new signings or Pedro would be first choice at Liverpool :lol:
 
I love how playing Depay is a gamble while Ibe and Markovic are proven stars in the PL!
 
Milner would piss all over Schwein these days as we will see when we play them

:lol: Scouse logic you have to love it.

Schweinsteiger at 30 is past it but Milner a much inferior player is in his prime at 29 and would now piss all over him.

Sounds like some of them are shitting themselves. They must have actually convinced themselves they had over taken us after the year of Moyes.
 
Like any of them could even compare to Ibnaldo.

Milner pisses all over Bastian (yes he literally said that), Darmian is Italian so therefore automatically worse than Clyne, Firmino better than Depay (could be I supposed, but as if they watch fecking PSV and Hoffenheim) and Morgan is a Southampton player... The irony!
 
I'm waiting for Pop's analysis of our team and what our season is going to be like.
Fase of Pley said:
After performing seven hundred and eighty three washing machine cycles (half load, 40 degree water, 800rpm, delicate setting 2) using a combination of my nan's unmentionables and some chippy stones from the neighbour's driveway (substituted with Birds Eye chicken nuggets every eleventh wash) I've cross correlated the mean/median:base average parameters, divided by ([median + 5/7] * number of sheets in a roll of Tesco Value toilet paper) whilst listening to Love Machine by Girls Aloud backwards and flicking my bottom lip with a folded up copy of The Daily Record, and I am now ready to report my findings;

They're totes shit and we're gonna win the league la.

And that vivabobbygraham will reply with his personal expectations for us next year too;

vivabobbygraham said:
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That place isn't the same without PoP, it just doesn't hit the same deluded heights. Milner being better than Schweinsteiger is close, but not quite PoP -- he'd have ran some sort of FM simulation to prove it beyond doubt. And if that didn't work, he'd mention the fact that he used to coach a Sunday league team.