RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

crossy1686 said:
I heard that Babel is really Henry

That makes sense then. I thought we were talking about actual performance levels on the pitch, but if we're talking about what he 'might' play like if he were any good then I can see why there's so much confusion on RAWK.
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You to remember. The longer you are out injured the more RAWK thinks your world class. I can only imagine the levels flannagan and Sturridge are at this moment :eek:
 
The Schnide and The schwine, one over rated, the other over cooked.

The right back. Who the feck is he?
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Schneiderlin "overrated". Mad. I guess they scooped up all the best Southampton players, and left us with the dregs.

If only we had gotten Lovren, Lallana, Sunday League Lambert and that right-back who can't get a look in for England because Hodgson would rather play Phil Jones out of position than play Nat Clyne. We'd be odds-on for a title tilt...
 
I would totally agree with poster on the Mancs shitters. I can't imagine how would the world blast IF Benteke was disregarded by us and became their great. And he has all the qualities to do that. Remember when mancs panic, what do they start doing? They start hoofing balls up in the six yard box, and that's where Benteke would have been, he would become invaluable to them.

But what was done?

1) Benteke always, always wanted to come to us. It was clearly indicate HOW FAST did we agree on personal terms as soon as he was given permission to talk us. I think it took NOT MORE than a day. ONE fecking day, remember contract sagas with Hendo, Marty etc?

2) Benteke probably called Brendan when mancs threw in their release clause triggering offer, saying smth, boss I don't want to go there, I want to come to you. I will do whatever you say, take me, I want to play for the Reds.

3) That was the initiator of, feck it - pay it. Brandan going all in, he knows, comes January and we are not 1-3 place in Barclays, he is out, Klopp in.

So taking this into consideration I say following. The striker who has snubbed mancs is my striker, feck those mancy twats.
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What the actual feck?

How can anybody of actually sat down and written such utter shite?
 
Cal? said:
:lol: Klopp just waiting around for the Liverpool job. :lol:
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I'm not sure which bit is worse tbf...

Klopp sitting around, waiting on Brendan to get the boot, or Benteke hearing of our intention of to pay his release clause, rushing to his phone to call Brendan to beg him and tell him he only wants to play for him :lol:

FFS. You couldn't make it up.
 
Ish84045 said:
I'm not sure which bit is worse tbf...

Klopp sitting around, waiting on Brendan to get the boot, or Benteke hearing of our intention of to pay his release clause, rushing to his phone to call Brendan to beg him and tell him he only wants to play for him :lol:

FFS. You couldn't make it up.
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No doubt Benteke will say he turned down United when he does sign for them.
 
Ish84045 said:
Part of those standard scripted speeches in "how to get the Kop to love you 101" :lol:

(tbf, I'm sure a ton of clubs' PR machines does it).
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"I turned down United" [Even if we never bid]
"An honor to represent the biggest club in England" [Even though they are not by any criteria]
"Looking forward to learning from Brentan'
"5 times la"

Dummies Guide to signing for Liverpool
 
It's odd - even for them - how they keep banging on about how unproven, and how much of a gamble, Depay is compared to...several completely unproven players who have, if anything, looked a bit shite so far. Why don't they compare him to Benteke instead - who actually is proven in the league, etc.?
 
Ish84045 said:
I'm not sure which bit is worse tbf...

Klopp sitting around, waiting on Brendan to get the boot, or Benteke hearing of our intention of to pay his release clause, rushing to his phone to call Brendan to beg him and tell him he only wants to play for him :lol:

FFS. You couldn't make it up.
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Surprised they didn't mention his shrine to Gerrard, of that when he cums he shouts "Istanbul!"
 
Cal? said:
:lol: They did that?
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I don't think the scousers count RM's first 5 as the world didn't technically exist until 1977. They're like the creationists of the football world.
 
AngeloHenriquez said:
Babel scored 15 goals for Ajax before moving to Liverpool, he returned later in his career to Ajax for a year and only added another 4, meaning in his two stints, he has 19 goals in that league in 4 seasons, averaging out at 4.75 goals a season, that's clearly identical to Depay's 28.

In fact, Ryan Babel to date has only scored 60 goals in his career, meaning last season Memphis did nearly 50% of Babel's career tally.
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He scored 20 in all comps before joining them. The thing is the most he ever scored in one season was 8 goals in 2004-05. He actually scored more in his first season at Liverpool with 10 goals in 2007–08.
 
Ish84045 said:
I'm not sure which bit is worse tbf...

Klopp sitting around, waiting on Brendan to get the boot, or Benteke hearing of our intention of to pay his release clause, rushing to his phone to call Brendan to beg him and tell him he only wants to play for him :lol:

FFS. You couldn't make it up.
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Somebody did. :lol:
 
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