Rawkites must have an alternative life thread where they are successful and talented.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition
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Rawkites must have an alternative life thread where they are successful and talented.
I don't understand. How does this work?
It's funny how the Alternative Premier League never suffers from RAWK allegations of corruption, biased refereeing etc. 
What are the rules to this fabled Alternative League competition? 10 points for every Liverpool win, 3 for all other teams except Manchester United who get -5? Liverpool receive bonus points for racist guestures, slipping in matches, stamping on people etc?
What exactly is the Alternative Premier League?
And have a job?
You can't live in the real world any longer so you make up a fantasy world which you have total control over.
Proof that even in the most deluded fantasy Liverpool still cant win the league.
Didn't want to be too mean.
Strikes me that we are going to witness less of the screechy self delusion and bitter self pitying romantic guff than usual on that site in coming months. They arent winning the league and they know it. They aren't catching the top three in potential, size, and status and they know it. Their new boss has an ugly job to do and they know it. They are probably bedding in for medium term success which will take a couple of years at least to get anywhere near. Suits the boring high minded sanctomonious mods on that site that it will of necessity get fawningly analytical.
This didn't get enough credit!Once they go on a run of 2 or 3 easy wins, it'll all be back. That's when the praise for Klopp will really kick in and they'll extrapolate the results to show that next year they'll win all 38 games with ease.
Is the 'Alternative Premier League Table' on RAWK the same as the 'Storytime Table' on here?
quite similar. This is one of the few things they do that really isn't that laughable. It makes sense until about 3/4 of the way through the season
I've been trying to join for almost a year now. Seems to be forever closed for new members.
I love Sultans of swing
..but yeah Rawk being RawkPeople who are confused by the Alternative Premier League Table and its Golf par scoring format should look away now.
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On Chelsea-in-crisis:
RAWK said:
I heard it in the usual sports news shite that Brendan is in the running. On the basis of what, having never won anything? Bizarre.
Making them believe.
Njred returns and leaves
Huge meltdown
Mate, Liverpool haven't played and won this weekend. How come you are here?
Well played
Opps and I guess we won't be seeing you again.
I seem to remember these 'some meltdown' posts appearing from him around April 2014, just before...well you know.
Klopp is buggered if he can't get a CL spot this season. 7 points behind now
About to be
Beautiful, just fecking exquisite.
Over the course of a season that can disappear, plus i dont think Chelsea will be making it next season so its between them and TottenhamKlopp is buggered if he can't get a CL spot this season. 7 points behind now
Wow Palace really are their bogey team...Must be sick of playing them!
The Klopp love in was getting pretty annoying, at least he finally lost a game.
Obviously, but it's not looking good for them.