Because why wouldn't you?
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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Because why wouldn't you?
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last open letter I ever send your ass
It's been six minutes and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
Etc etc
this'll be the last open letter I ever send your ass
It's been six minutes and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
Etc etc
Before we signed Falcao, he was the best thing that happened to football but now he's shit and Balotelli is better. You couldn't make up any of this shit!
You couldn't make up any of this shit!What on earth are these stats?
These are the real ones. Internationals in brackets.
Sturridge - Games 192 (14) Goals 74 (5)
Falcao - Games 305 (51) Goals 200 (20)
Yeah, because they won't have judged Balotelli for his acts of craziness once in the past.
Before we signed Falcao, he was the best thing that happened to football but now he's shit and Balotelli is better.
It was the same when we signed RVP(injured all of the time, past his best ect.) and then he went and won us the title. Di Maria is also now overrated and Blind, Herrera, Shaw and Rojo don't address any issues.
What an uneducated twat, he does realize the only clubs any where near us on the global scale are Barcelona and Madrid right? we're dwarfing them in terms of sponsors too. Or does he mean fans? We dwarf everyone in that respect too. Or does he mean success in the last decade? you see where I'm going with this...
It's the replies to that open letter that get me. Every time someone makes an awful cringey thread with something like that nobody ever says 'Jesus will you tone it down, that's pathetic. Are you a nine year old girl or what?'. All they ever say is 'Fantastic read' or 'Beautiful' or 'Thanks for sharing'.
Is there not one normal person on that site?
Is there not one normal person on that site?
It's like a Borg Collective, assimilate or die.
They weren't always Liverpool fans, you have to understand. They're actually a support group for football supporters from around the world. It's like Alcoholics Anonymous, except instead of giving yourself to Christ you have to start praying to Mighty Red.
There might be, but remember that RAWK is a place where opposing views are frowned upon and you must toe the party line at all times. Think of the poems as Kim Il-Sung and the posters as crying North Koreans on the streets of Pyongyang and you get the idea.
While also being 'terrible'.
To be fair, you can get all this in the Liverpool thread on this very forum. RAWK has infiltrated the caf.
True. I skip past their posts nowadays. Waste of time, most of them. The Liverpool supporters here have done their utmost best in creating mini-RAWK here and proving that maybe it is not a RAWK thing but Liverpool supporter thing.
There's a couple from today.
On the Barca move.
Suddenly the experts on building top four sides, but yet yea, maybe they are they've been building one for years.
The lunatics taking over the asylum.
Because why wouldn't you?
Paul konchesky, Christian poulsen certainly felt looked out for, and welcomed to the family! The do like a wrong un over there though, it's an inbuilt need to feel a victim on behalf of someone or something. Youre a racist, victim, you bite, victim, your as mad as a box of frogs, victim, punch a dj, victim.... Have your mam fight your battles because the fans don't like you... You're fair game
Not too sure about that. I can't believe anyone thought Ricky (better than Suarez) Lambert was briliant and now he has gone to the dippers he is shite. As for "why is it always me", I think there is a slight admiration for his ability, bit of a dick, but he is a very talented player. As for everyone else they bought, I would suggest most haven't seen or heard of them, but the fact they are not natural choice first team players, says Pool went for depth rather than quality. Still believe Liverpool playing above themselves because of the confidence, a bit like Arsenal each year. However, when things don't go their way, they also crumble.
Glen Johnsen in this family? From what I hear they absolutely feckin hate him, only blame him for their shabby defending, and cheered when they found out he recently got crocked...lovely bunch
Well you wanna see it in there recently, they've all popped up telling us how shit we are and how the signings won't work, the smell of fear is nauseating but it's fecking funny stuff.
There are several well regarded knee surgeons having a discussion on Rawk at the minute and it seems Falcao's knee is fecked. We really should have consulted these guys before letting him put pen to paper.
I can't believe that we didn't consult them first, this is worse than when we didn't consult the Manchester United financial experts on RAWK who say we couldn't actually fund all these signings and we're going to go into administration
I love how they suddenly become specialists of the most esoteric stuff when required to convince themselves their world is full of happy unicorns and ours is full of trolls and demons. Remember the Evra affair and how they became experts on Uruguayan cultural nuance? They're hilariously entertaining in that sense.
That was some real quality BS, better than the lies the Liverpool brass came up with when talking to the FA.
I miss the days when they'd scream conspiracy and foul play about a throwing going the other way.
what was the reaction after the loonybin racist bit the Italian player...ahh he has been a little silly.....
sure....lets minimize anything their player does....
sorry to digress.... I'm worried about all these players we have bought
Wasn't it? And they way both RAWKites and the brass kept referring to a word Suarez hadn't even said (negrito) while claiming it to be affectionate! I mean, even if there had been some truth to it, it didn't matter, as he didn't fecking say it!
They have a point though. Aren't they consistently top of the table that is altered to correct referee's mistakes?
yeah.. they are so worried we have wasted so much money...
Ha ha! They must all subscribe to the grassy knoll and the fake moon landings stuff. They even thought the refs were in our pocket the season when seemingly every other team who played them had a player red carded while Liverpool were awarded more penalties than anyone! no, it was still the Mancs (and "bacon face") who were buying off the refs and the FA. Bless them.
even Rogers was at it.
It's the vibe I'm getting, too. My best mate's a Liverpool supporter, yet judging by the number of United-related texts I've gotten lately he's giving serious consideration to switching his allegiances. That might not play very well in Kirkby, mind.
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Lovely, nostalgic stuff from RAWK:
How good was George Best?
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=316013.0
How good was George Best?
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=316013.0
I always think we don't talk about Best, Chalrton, Law etc. enough on here.
Someone from RAWK posted this and I dropped of my bed laughing.
Eh wtf? So was she based in London when Arsenal came calling? That twat would have left for Real, Barca or any club bigger than Liverpool. Simple as that, he was just too big for Liverpool and the Pool fans themselves knew it was a matter of when and not if. It almost happened with Gerrard and it happened with Torres. If you don't win trophies consistently or aren't capable of offering enough money, you won't be able to hold on to your star players. It's is just mind-blowing that they can't acknowledge that they are not one of the big clubs now... One season at 2nd doesn't change that. I try my best to avoid the Liverpool thread nowdays, its filled with cheap potshots from each side without any humour and just about zero logical posts...
I thought it was a dig at them but it really is a great thread, brilliant post from JohnnoWhite too. Genuinely surprised
Some absolutely brilliant posts in there, I really wish that I could have seen him play.