RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

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Is he suddenly shit now?

Any player United sign will suddenly be complete dogshit in the eyes of those clueless whoppers.

Literally anyone.

I mean Falcao is an absolutely incredible striker, dynamic, powerful, quick, two footed, brilliant in the air, intelligent, can score from outside and inside the box and is absolutely unarguably world class.

In their eyes- Ricky Lambert, a player who has spent the vast majority of his career in league 1 and below is a better striker.
 
I don't know why they keep saying our midfield will get run over when the midfield hasn't even been the reason for our poor results so far... We've monopolised possession in every game we've played but we've been slow and tumescent going forward. Yeah, signing Di Maria, Herrera and Falcao won't help at all. Nope. According to RAWK, Herrera's not tough enough and Blind's just a left-sided defender.

We haven't addressed our midfield. Nope.

...............Blind
.....Herrera.....Di Maria

Isn't better than

......Fletcher......Cleverley.

Not one single bit.
 
Pinocchio on Sky again discussing Falcao deal.Why they give this loon a platform for his nonsense ramblings I don't know.

It actually makes me angry. He's so biased its embarrassing.

I shouldn't let it bother me.
 
RAWK really do love their facts, Sturridge is apparently one of the best strikers in the world if not the best.
 
What did I just read?

rawkgenius said:
my pointless logic, based on the position of the teams they should be playing for (being very generous imo) and based on their (almost) 25 man squad...

eg name, top 2 team, top 3 team etc
Di Maria 1
Falcao 2
RVP 3
Rooney 4
De Gea 4
Mata 4
Shaw 6
Blind 6
Rojo 6 (give him the benefit of the doubt here as well)
Falleni 6
Welbeck 6
Rafael 6
Evans 6


Carrick 8
Janazai 10
Fletcher 10
Valencia 10
Jones 10
Anderson 10
Smalling 10
Young 10
Cleverly 12
Lingard 14
Powell 14
Lindegaard 14
Blackett 14


add all that up = 206 / 26 players = 7.9 which about sums up their potential league position i reckon
 
I think its meant to be the ranking of the team that each player would get into based on their ability - so Di Maria would get into the team that came first, Young would get into the team that came 10th, etc.

Its what side they would play for.

Top 4th 6th 7th 8th etc.

Usual Rawk logic bollocks.
 
I think its meant to be the ranking of the team that each player would get into based on their ability - so Di Maria would get into the team that came first, Young would get into the team that came 10th, etc.
Oh ya, I do understand that. But, but, what is that even supposed to mean? Funny to see he took the time to think and type that garbage.
 
I think its meant to be the ranking of the team that each player would get into based on their ability - so Di Maria would get into the team that came first, Young would get into the team that came 10th, etc.
Then he's doing some equation at the end of it and getting our forecast league prediction from it :lol:
 
Not enough just to say half our players are shit, he draws up that table. God bless those folks.

It's not just the idea of it that's ridiculous, the execution is terrible as well. Falcao only good enough for second, Van Persie only good enough for third etc. Pure nonsense.

I wouldn't be surprised if went back and altered some numbers so our average came out at about 7.
 
It's not just the idea of it that's ridiculous, the execution is terrible as well. Falcao only good enough for second, Van Persie only good enough for third etc. Pure nonsense.
But Sturridge, Sterling, Coutinho, Lallana would all be 1. We go again, la.
 
That prediction. :lol:

I think what's hilarious is the fact they've stated we're panic buying when they've spent an awful lot of money too and not signed anywhere near the quality we have. I just hope we finish above them this season. I really do hope they pick up a number of injuries like we've had and go on a rotten run just to see the fallout on there.
 
So wait, was Brendan mistaken when he tried to sign Falcao instead of Balotelli, got rejected and had to go back to Balo?
 
So wait, was Brendan mistaken when he tried to sign Falcao instead of Balotelli, got rejected and had to go back to Balo?

Balotelli was always first choice. It was a big Brenda mind game to tempt us into entering a bidding war for Falcao, who is past it and rubbish anyway. 1.0 Brenda.
 
Found this :lol:
my pointless logic, based on the position of the teams they should be playing for (being very generous imo) and based on their (almost) 25 man squad...

eg name, top 2 team, top 3 team etc
Di Maria 1
Falcao 2
RVP 3
Rooney 4
De Gea 4
Mata 4
Shaw 6
Blind 6
Rojo 6 (give him the benefit of the doubt here as well)
Falleni 6
Welbeck 6
Rafael 6
Evans 6
Carrick 8
Janazai 10
Fletcher 10
Valencia 10
Jones 10
Anderson 10
Smalling 10
Young 10
Cleverly 12
Lingard 14
Powell 14
Lindegaard 14
Blackett 14


add all that up = 206 / 26 players = 7.9 which about sums up their potential league position i reckon
 
That ranking is genuinely one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while.
 
That might possibly be the most ridiculous thing I've seen posted on a football forum.
 
"Maybe, but look at how many clubs have been offered him and have turned down the opportunity.

Us, city, PSG, real (who thought man united's reserve striker was a better option...."

They really think Rodgers chose Balotelli over Falcao , or that Monaco offered Falcao to their direct rivals? Oh dear. :lol:
 
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"Maybe, but look at how many clubs have been offered him and have turned down the opportunity.

Us, city, PSG, real (who thought man united's reserve striker was a better option...."

They really think Rodgers chose Balotelli over Falcao , or that Monaco offered Falcao to their direct rivals? Oh dear. :lol:
There's something in that Mersey that melts braincells, ffs.
 
Maybe, but look at how many clubs have been offered him and have turned down the opportunity.

Us, city, PSG, real (who thought man united's reserve striker was a better option....

Looks like they turned down Falcao now :wenger: