RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[Lance Uppercut]

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

 

[Spielmacher]

 

[Spielmacher]

All these stories about when Van Gaal showed Luca Toni his scrotum...are we sure it wasn't just a case of something being lost in translation?

 

[Glanville95]

They love to remind us how bad our defence is, yet forget they conceded far more than us last season. Imbeciles.

 

[Spielmacher]

(on Van Gaal)

So. fecking. Utterly. Punchable.
Lose an Evra, gain Butthead/Admiral Akbar.
fecking ugly twat.
I don't really know why I am getting so angry lol

 

[Spielmacher]

(on us signing a top player)

I don't know why they don't get it over with and just move for Barkley.

The "luster" may have been severely damaged for players coming from abroad who will no longer look at United as a "destination club" in the way they see Bayern, Barca and Madrid but they can still play on that here in England for a good few years. I'm pretty sure Everton would be "honoured" to have a club as great as Manchester United lining up a bid for their best player (they always are) and Barkley would probably see it as a great place for him to go and play the rest of his career.

Good player, too, so it's not as if they'd be getting another Fellaini. Plus Barkley plays in a position they should be looking to upgrade - it fits all the way around. It fits too well for it not to happen, though I'm sure it will take them another few weeks of pursuing unlikely targets around Europe before we finally see the inevitable links popping up in the papers. £38 million is my guess on the final price.

 

[Cina sucks]

RAWK

 

[Cina sucks]

 

[Truedevil]

Markovic:

I have to admit buying a share of a player at 50% is shrewd. In our eyes he's 100% LFC in terms of what he does on the pitch. Has the potential to make a real impact. At £9.91m what a steal!

#RAWKlogic

 

[KM]

Markovic:


#RAWKlogic

 

[vibe]

"Kopites, RAWKites, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to consider Luis, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their transfers;
So let it be with Luis. The noble Blatter
Hath told you Luis was brutish:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Luis answer'd it.
There, under leave of Blatter and the rest--
For Blatter is an honourable man;
So are they all, FIFA, all honourable men--
Come I to speak in Luis's leaving do.
He was my hero, faithful and just to me:
But Blatter says he was brutish;
And Blatter is an honourable man.
He hath scored many goals here at home
Whose aspirations did these goals fulfil?
Did this in Luis seem ambitious?
When that the ‘Pool have cried, Luis hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Blatter says he was brutish;
And Blatter is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the December 13th
He was presented with the kingly armband…
Which he did return to Agger: was this ambition?
Yet Barcelona says he is ambitious;
And, sure, they are honourable men.
I speak not to disprove what Blatter spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the Camp Nou there with Luis,
And I must pause till it come back to me."


....

All, 100%, the total, the complete sum of my whats.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Some Rawk members aren't too happy that Van Gaal asked for a donation to made to charity.

Too much positive media for Louie.

 

[Mrs Smoker]

Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal. Awesome.

 

[Aporkalypse]

Louis needs to get himself a sunbed tan, whitened teeth, a straightened (but still flattened) nose and a teenage girlfriend. Then RAWK will LOVE him.

 

[Barney]

Paul Tomkins and Kopology have just had a brilliant argument on twitter. I can't stand either of them and it was entertaining. I'd post the tweets, but there are far too many.

 

[Petr1]

Spoiler: I tend to see Rodgers in this one

warning: Big picture

 

[Phil Jones Face]

looks like a pedophile

Stay classy, RAWK.


Can't detract from his managerial ability? Worried he may galvanize United? Why not spend 20 pages discussing his facial features and suggest that a £1.2m donation to charity is a PR stunt, while Rafa's £96k was anything but.


They really are a bunch of bad bells. At least they'll win the prettiest manager 2014/15 award.

 

[NinjaZombie]

We conceded less goals than they did last season in the league. If anything's hilarious, it was their meltdown at Crystal Palace last season.

 

[girish]

Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal. Awesome.

if that's their substitute for 'Whisky nose' it's awesome.

 

[Spielmacher]

if that's their substitute for 'Whisky nose' it's awesome.

It is, and they're always writing the whole fecking name, instead of 'LVG', because they think it's funny.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

It is, and they're always writing the whole fecking name, instead of 'LVG', because they think it's funny.

I bet they wouldn't find it funny if we used Stevie Easy Lover Everton Slippy Slippy We All Fall Down Gerrard's full name all of the time.

 

[montpelier]

some times it's a (possibly artificial) sign of great respect and some times it's a piss-take and some times they just don't bother

Brøndbyernes Idrætsforening is a tricky one obviously

 

[PickledRed]

It is, and they're always writing the whole fecking name, instead of 'LVG', because they think it's funny.

It's autocorrect. If you write LVG it appears as the full name. Nothing to get worked up about.

 

[Spielmacher]

It's autocorrect. If you write LVG it appears as the full name. Nothing to get worked up about.

Doesn't make it significantly better that only their admins are idiots instead of their whole fan base imo.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Doesn't make it significantly better that only their admins are idiots instead of their whole fan base imo.

YAWN. See? We have the same thing. It's all in good fun.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Doing his best Steve McLaren impression so far.

Can we nip in and get Hummels please.

 

[Spielmacher]

YAWN. See? We have the same thing. It's all in good fun.

Yeah, I know, prevents us from using bad words. Cool feature.

Not getting worked up btw, being a miserable person, driven by melancholy and hate is just my thing every now and then.

 

[africanspur]

Why is writing out his name a bad thing? He has an awesome name

 

[Chorley1974]

RAWK is the gift that keeps on giving. Let's just sit back and enjoy. For those who like poetry and letter writing it should be great.

 

[redevil2]

This sounds more like the are sh*tting themselves as they speak....whilst pretending that we would not knock them off the perch next season.. Oh wait, they have never been back on the perch so no worries there really! LOL

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Why is writing out his name a bad thing? He has an awesome name

Best name in the biz. Even if we get relegated this season, nobody can take that away from us.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Big club behavior.

Smart, wearing a t-shirt based mostly on unsubstantiated rumors that we actually bid for him. Get 'em, fat man.

Small-time beyond belief, that's Everton behaviour.

What a completely embarrassing set of fans they have. Clinging on to the idea that they are still relevant

massive club

Its one man who records videos of fans wearing a t-shirt. He engages through, and utilises, social media to improve his brand and in case you havent noticed its all out warfare between AFC and LFC fans over twatter since the Suarez/Sanchez affairs. He is just trying to ride the wave.

Compare that to the Echo asking fans to help persuade Alexis to join LFC, i know which one looks more small time. Or Everton like, if you will.

 

[Brightonian]

I tend to see Rodgers in this one

He always reminds me of a proboscis monkey. No idea why.

 

[thegregster]

The unsubstantiated rumors post is quite funny given the fact that Phil Thompson was running around every media outlet saying it was a done deal.

 

[girish]

It is, and they're always writing the whole fecking name, instead of 'LVG', because they think it's funny.

Oh it's funny; for us.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

@Revan

Get your arse into the Arsenal thread and remind them how smalltime the free Luis shirt ordeal was.

 

[The Mitcher]

yet Arsenal won more than Liverpool last season.

 

[Eric'sCollar]

Rafa's donation to charity is better because it wasn't played out in the media

 

[matherto]

We conceded less goals than they did last season in the league. If anything's hilarious, it was their meltdown at Crystal Palace last season.

We conceded less goals than they did last season.

This one is an entirely different kettle of fish and they're quite right to be mocking us for the options we currently have.

 

[NK86]

We conceded less goals than they did last season.

This one is an entirely different kettle of fish and they're quite right to be mocking us for the options we currently have.

While their options fill them with joy? They still have that calamity called Skrtel on central defence with Johnson as a FB.