Indeed. All player threads should have just been renamed to "The praise and ridiculously overrate (X Player) thread" rather than do away with player threads.
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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Its like north Korea over there.
Wasnt the phrase to which Suarez's (much-modified) testimony admitted in the official enquiry actually closer to a translation of 'because you are black' rather than 'why Negro?' ?
I'm amused by the fact they don't allow a thread dedicated to a player, but they do have one dedicated to their beloved Mighty Red
If people started posting positively about Mighy Red they'd probably get banned and the thread locked.I'm amused by the fact they don't allow a thread dedicated to a player, but they do have one dedicated to their beloved Mighty Red
Their United thread is a fun read. 'Cantona' is on the cusp of the ban-hammer.
How many different versions of ''Gnasher is Innocent'' have we reached now?
It was all an 'orrible misunderstanding of linguistic interpretation but Evra is still a liar.
It was all an 'orrible misunderstanding of linguistic interpretation but Evra is still a liar.
I just took a look in that thread and found this:
Ah yes, "the manc mate" who he absolutely did not invent just for the sake of posting garbage.
It's very handy how every member of RAWK has a "manc mate".
Never mind a ban, he deserves a medal for engaging that lot in conversation on a regular basis. I get infuriated just reading their United thread. Fair play to his level of patience.
It's gone....I wanted to retweet it...
It's the one bloke, he just spends his time travelling between random scouse pubs.
Don't forget, a lot of Scousers live in Manchester, because Scousepool is such a dump and if they want to find work they have to go somewhere decent.
Therefore, it is quite likely that some have Manc mates.
Tbf, I see quite a bit of "My Scouse mate" on here sometimes.
Maybe Manc mate is prison slang for cell mate?
"The manc is looking a bit tired. Could do with a lick of paint on the bars."
"The manc is looking a bit tired. Could do with a lick of paint on the bars."
I think this is right. They were predictable and ground teams down. Rarely were they inspiring. Even the media back then referred to them as a "machine."
Only very rarely compared to the one-in-three-posts frequency of the 'manc mate' on RAWK.
And how they always are ridiculous, football clueless retards who probably come from London and think "BeCkHaM is Da bEsT EvA"
Their friends name is Mr. Strawman.
That's all there is too it 95% of the time.
They're a bit special.
Not sure if calling someone bitter there was the best idea for this emotionally tormented RAWKite.
I do have a genuine Scouse mate, my brother in law is a Scouser.
My boss is a cockney scouser.
As in, he is 43, born and raised in London, worked in London almost all his working life (bar a brief stint in Wales)
Yet supports liverpool, spouting exactly the same cultish deluded nonsense you get on RAWK.
I do like the idea of SAF deciding that Gnash was to be transferred out of the country but fear it had rather more to do with
a) Suarez not wanting to play for Liverpool
b) Liverpool not wanting him to play for Liverpool due to him having bitten someone for the 3rd time
Cantona is on fire though, and seems to be getting away with it.
a) Suarez not wanting to play for Liverpool
b) Liverpool not wanting him to play for Liverpool due to him having bitten someone for the 3rd time
Cantona is on fire though, and seems to be getting away with it.
As if DI Maria was the odd one on the list who got on instead of Suarez.Di Maria but no Luis
Bunch of tools they are.
So we need to go on the best run in the clubs history to get top 4, despite only being 3 points behind? OK then...
Never mind us, has he thought about his own club trying to get to 70 points?
3 epic points of unbelievable fortune. We make it, our story will be told for the ages.
1 point behind them. Which makes the post even more batshit crazy.
The Caf will rejoice with epic poetry, books will be written, DVD's released. Legends will be born in our quest for, errm.... 4th.
Liverpool 2:1 Swansea City
(tremendously dull alternative premier league type content)
I've just divided the League into 3 parts.
A) the big teams - chelsea, city, utd, arse, liverpool, everton, spurs
B) the definitely crap teams - qpr & burnley
C) the rest
Target points
(b) you have to beat these home & away don't you, so 3 + 3 x 2 clubs = 12pts
(a) you need something from these to avoid falling behind but these are the toughest games, lets say a target of home 2pts, away 1pt, to break even, also a win/loss will do this, but let's stick with 2 + 1 for comparison purposes, you can't play yourselves so target = a haul of 6 x 3 = 18pts from these
(c) the bread & butter, a win is a win here, always a good result, draws & losses (surprisingly) not so much, difficult to work out what's what, opponents here are inconsistent but there's 11 of them, home or away you probably fancy a top top club to win though, the stronger team needs 4pts minimum from 6 really which will give 11 x 4 = 44pts. I used to split these (when I was keen) Home = 2.5 target, Away = 1.5 target but couldn't be bothered this morning so went H2pts A2pts for ease of adding up purposes. You can't really predict them anyway.
If my maths is correct that will take you to 74pts which far more often than not will obtain a champs lge place
This system is VASTLY superior to the pile of old bollocks RAWK has devised because it credits all wins relative to the target (except for Burnley/QPR) and it's accuracy is so great that it also tends to resemble the actual league table more often than not, but will illustrate any aberrations. Some of you may think Southampton look a bit high - and you'd be right. They haven't gained any surprising points at all really, but have done well enough and are scheduled (I think, only did a rough count) to finish on 74pts if their form persists, 3 in front of us and 1-2 in front of Liverpool, I think it is.
And there we are. There's nothing in it. Liverpool's home uselessness cancels out our 'bad' draw at Burnley. The Leicester debacle is our downfall, atm (regardless of targets & pars). But we knew that anyway. I therefore opine that the RAWK-ite APLT is gravely flawed and these fixture/result advantages they claim to have are proven to be a figment of deluded imagination.
I've just divided the League into 3 parts.
A) the big teams - chelsea, city, utd, arse, liverpool, everton, spurs
B) the definitely crap teams - qpr & burnley
C) the rest
Target points
(b) you have to beat these home & away don't you, so 3 + 3 x 2 clubs = 12pts
(a) you need something from these to avoid falling behind but these are the toughest games, lets say a target of home 2pts, away 1pt, to break even, also a win/loss will do this, but let's stick with 2 + 1 for comparison purposes, you can't play yourselves so target = a haul of 6 x 3 = 18pts from these
(c) the bread & butter, a win is a win here, always a good result, draws & losses (surprisingly) not so much, difficult to work out what's what, opponents here are inconsistent but there's 11 of them, home or away you probably fancy a top top club to win though, the stronger team needs 4pts minimum from 6 really which will give 11 x 4 = 44pts. I used to split these (when I was keen) Home = 2.5 target, Away = 1.5 target but couldn't be bothered this morning so went H2pts A2pts for ease of adding up purposes. You can't really predict them anyway.
If my maths is correct that will take you to 74pts which far more often than not will obtain a champs lge place
This system is VASTLY superior to the pile of old bollocks RAWK has devised because it credits all wins relative to the target (except for Burnley/QPR) and it's accuracy is so great that it also tends to resemble the actual league table more often than not, but will illustrate any aberrations. Some of you may think Southampton look a bit high - and you'd be right. They haven't gained any surprising points at all really, but have done well enough and are scheduled (I think, only did a rough count) to finish on 74pts if their form persists, 3 in front of us and 1-2 in front of Liverpool, I think it is.
And there we are. There's nothing in it. Liverpool's home uselessness cancels out our 'bad' draw at Burnley. The Leicester debacle is our downfall, atm (regardless of targets & pars). But we knew that anyway. I therefore opine that the RAWK-ite APLT is gravely flawed and these fixture/result advantages they claim to have are proven to be a figment of deluded imagination.
What the feck..
This twitter account is very entertaining. Doesn't surprise me at all that he got shot of his chubby missus. He comes off as very vain so only a matter of time before he 'upgraded'.
wtf?
Think this was a good one.