RAWK Goes Into Meltdown | 2013/14

All the neutrals I know did not want liverpool to win the league they all think pool fans are dickheads
I hate to say it, but I have only ever met two Liverpool fans that I think aren't dickheads! The rest are, sadly, even my friends :lol:
 
Save us Obren-Wan, you're our only hope!

Who knew Darth Pellegrini would win....

All the neutrals I know did not want liverpool to win the league they all think pool fans are dickheads

I hate to say it, but I have only ever met two Liverpool fans that I think aren't dickheads! The rest are, sadly, even my friends :lol:
Massive collection of tiny cocks.

Oddly enough, every City fan I've met in person/know are absolute gents. Even the night of the Newcastle game at OT, after which I went to a City bar in my United shirt. Shockingly friendly.
 
Save us Obren-Wan, you're our only hope!

Who knew Darth Pellegrini would win....




Massive collection of tiny cocks.

Oddly enough, every City fan I've met in person/know are absolute gents. Even the night of the Newcastle game at OT, after which I went to a City bar in my United shirt. Shockingly friendly.
Yeah, my family is split on a red and blue side. Though most of the blue side a posers or into cricket so its all good :devil:, yep my uncle is one of the most intellectual city fans I've ever met. The banter with my city mates is always much better than with other oppo fans too, I mean I haven't got a single blue in my uni group yet you'd swear some of them are city fans. They hate United as passionately and even went to see them play at Bayern, which I was glad was the day city lost. I mean, why the hell would you go watch a team you don't support, especially later on, when they became title rivals. Boggles mind.
 
OK, I'm 95% sure these are parody, but (a) they're funny and (b) Liverpool fans are usually falling foul of Poe's Law.

Not from RAWK but from this BBC article and wouldn't look wholly out of place on RAWK...

Spirit of Istanbul YAWN
15TH MAY 2014 - 14:16
Flano was just a twinkle in his mother's eye when Arsenal last won a trophy - pathetic.

They think they're a big club but don't have a moment like Istanbul to speak of (5 times), when Gerrard scored a magnificent hat-trick to equalise against AC Milan, then converting all of Liverpool's penalties to win the shootout.

Magical stuff from #SirSteven.

#YAWN
#Champ18ns

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SaintSuarezandBrilliantBrendan
15TH MAY 2014 - 13:14
The importance of this game to Arsenal demonstrates that they are, and will always be, a small club, when compared to a team like Liverpool.

Liverpool are chasing bigger prey - Champions Leagues, record points tallies and I'd pretty much say we've got the title in the bag for 2015.

I would like to see the papers that rumoured Suarez wants to leave brought to court for trial.

#SakhoforEngland

153.
AriseSirSteven_YNWA
15TH MAY 2014 - 14:33
Arsenal were incredibly lucky to squeeze past Liverpool. All the neutrals wanted us to win it because Liverpool are the greatest attacking force in world football and all of our players are home-grown lads from Merseyside. Arsenal's players are all average plodders and none of them are even English. Wenger should thank Brendan sincerely for giving him the chance to contest this final.

#YAWN
 
Highlights from the hilarious thread 'Why the Neutrals are rooting for Liverpool':

Simply ridiculous. All of the neutrals I know cannot stand Liverpool and most certainly did not want them to win. I detest City but was definitely hoping that they would beat Liverpool to the title.

It seems as though they actually believe that normal people are as in love with Liverpool as their fans are just because the media paint their club in the fairest of colours, contrasted with the evil oil clubs of Man City and Chelsea.
 
Simply ridiculous. All of the neutrals I know cannot stand Liverpool and most certainly did not want them to win.

I know a fictional Liverpool fan, and even he didn't want them to win.
 
I seriously think next season at Old Trafford the Stretford should do to Gerrard what the Kop did to Cantona.. ban him until then win 20, just for the pure craic of it

I wonder how long it would take them to win 2 premier league trophies.. feck me, I'm 31 and I don't think I have long enough in my lifetime left to see it
 
I seriously think next season at Old Trafford the Stretford should do to Gerrard what the Kop did to Cantona.. ban him until then win 20, just for the pure craic of it

I wonder how long it would take them to win 2 premier league trophies.. feck me, I'm 31 and I don't think I have long enough in my lifetime left to see it
Don't jinx it
 
I seriously think next season at Old Trafford the Stretford should do to Gerrard what the Kop did to Cantona.. ban him until then win 20, just for the pure craic of it

I wonder how long it would take them to win 2 premier league trophies.. feck me, I'm 31 and I don't think I have long enough in my lifetime left to see it
:lol: Your son/daughter might have a better chance to see it to be honest. :lol:
 
We need to round up all the wankers who use hashtags on sites other than Twitter, and thrown them in a gulag. #neverseedaylightagain
 
Oh that's a real thing. Bit of the pot and kettle about it.

I thought that at first. But there's a difference between autocorrecting Ferguson's name, which it's perfectly reasonable to be using regularly in a football discussion, and autocorrecting the weird little mantra that they bizarrely feel the need to write after every single sentence. And whilst theirs is bitter, refusing to acknowledge the simple fact of Fergie's knighthood, ours is just supposed to poke fun at their apparent need to use Y.N.W.A like a full-stop. I don't resent 'you'll never walk alone'.
 
Reading through that old thread, there are some stellar responses. Steve, this was exceptional:

Wow, that wasn't made-up at all, was it?
Him: Lolz I liek teh soccer
Me: (Brilliant overview of football history)
Him: Ha ha Loserpoo
Me: (Shakespearean soliloquy featuring philosophical insights into the beautiful game)
Him: Oh noes I wet meself...


Back at home with the wife
Wife: You're f*cking great in bed, and Liverpool are the best
Me: Thanks, Rafa
 
I thought that at first. But there's a difference between autocorrecting Ferguson's name, which it's perfectly reasonable to be using regularly in a football discussion, and autocorrecting the weird little mantra that they bizarrely feel the need to write after every single sentence. And whilst theirs is bitter, refusing to acknowledge the simple fact of Fergie's knighthood, ours is just supposed to poke fun at their apparent need to use Y.N.W.A like a full-stop. I don't resent 'you'll never walk alone'.
I don't disagree the RAWK thing is small time, I just thought the Caf was above that petty shit. YAWN may be abused but it's important to almost all Liverpool supporters.
 
I don't disagree the RAWK thing is small time, I just thought the Caf was above that petty shit. YAWN may be abused but it's important to almost all Liverpool supporters.

I'm a little put off by it too. You'll Never Walk Alone, to a lot of Liverpool fans, means a lot more than just the song itself. Many associate it strongly with remembrance to Hillsborough, and for that reason I'm a very uncomfortable mocking it.
 
I seriously think next season at Old Trafford the Stretford should do to Gerrard what the Kop did to Cantona.. ban him until then win 20, just for the pure craic of it

I wonder how long it would take them to win 2 premier league trophies.. feck me, I'm 31 and I don't think I have long enough in my lifetime left to see it

Unless your lifetime is less than two more years, then I'd get prepared.