Liverpool, A team with association to Alan Shearer, a Manchester club and West Ham.
No sir, I don't like it.
No sir, I don't like it.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown | 2013/14
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The most West Ham will get is a draw, I'm certain of that. City don't lose to teams like West Ham at home, it's just not going to happen.
Brenhemian Rhapsody. Words honestly fail me.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313873.0
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313873.0
Thought this was accurate.A lot of 'em have crawled back into the woodwork round my way.
The first response. Priceless with the turn of events.
Here is a quick one for the scousers
this is real life
the bottling reality
slipped and slide
did steve against chelsea
tears in your eyes
no title hopes in your mind
he is a rat boy, feck giving him sympathy
bevause hes a racist prick, with no dick
dives a lot, the biting git
anyway the hopes go, because it really is funny to me, to me
CBF doing the rest of the song.
Probably would have been better off not being fecked to start it to begin with.
It releived me of boredom for a couple of minutes
"The title really mattered.
Anyone could see.
The title really mattered
To Steve."
Irony just killed herself.
Anyone could see.
The title really mattered
To Steve."
Irony just killed herself.
And I thought my songs were shit.......
Haha, fell on his arse,
Had the chance to win the league,
Fecked it up, that Stevie G.
Haha, I can't stop laughing,
And now this season doesn't seem so bad.
Haha. Ho hoho ho.
Ha ha haha ha ha.
Haha ha-ha haha ha-ha ha Scousers.
Walking back to my car....
....oh wait, they've nicked my tyres.
Had the chance to win the league,
Fecked it up, that Stevie G.
Haha, I can't stop laughing,
And now this season doesn't seem so bad.
Haha. Ho hoho ho.
Ha ha haha ha ha.
Haha ha-ha haha ha-ha ha Scousers.
Walking back to my car....
....oh wait, they've nicked my tyres.
Don't ever attempt to do this again.
Liverpool three
Man City two
Stevie was crying
A league title accrued
This doesn't slip
Stevie G said
Then he fell over
Chelsea ahead
Winning by three
League title in sight
Now Luis's crying
Because Liverpool are shite
Man City two
Stevie was crying
A league title accrued
This doesn't slip
Stevie G said
Then he fell over
Chelsea ahead
Winning by three
League title in sight
Now Luis's crying
Because Liverpool are shite
What I find most bizarre is that this sort of shite gets praised. They all pipe up with 'brilliant'/'that's boss'. No it fecking isn't.
Why are they so naff?
Joke's on you. Now I'm motivated more than ever to complete it, just to annoy you further.
City win,
Scousers draw,
Suarez cries,
Ha ha haw.
Worried? City and Chelsea both have their own replica, don't they?
Well, yeah. I guess it's just a bit embarrassing asking a team to pull one out of the trophy cabinet.
Actually, it'd be kind of funny if the Premier League just doesn't prepare the trophy but asks every club involved in the race to make one themselves, it wouldn't affect any of the other challengers, but the Scousers will have to pay for it but never get to display it.
Rodgers' head looks like it's made out of clay.
Had to think about that for a second. What a shitty day that was.
The smug look on the kid makes it perfect!That's actually not horrible
Still doesn't make up for the first verse, though.
Just be happy there were some American heros on board to save you and STFU while we sing
I am American, if you didn't know.
Thought this was accurate.
What game were the fans celebrating on this bus trip in?
He's gone the full Phil Brown with new teeth and botox, by the looks of it.
My sides
Thought this was accurate.
Yep, for a week or two there it looked like some sort of occupation.
I'd be embarrassed on their behalf if they finished that with "By John, aged 4". The fact is this is probably some 40 year old bloke. Which makes it both incredibly sad and enormously funny.
This forum over flowed with them a few weeks ago but where are they now?
They only come when there's a full moon....... I think.
The 1-0 over Stoke on the opening day.
That rodgers/kit faceswap!
There's a part of me that's convinced that RAWK isn't your usual universal internet website, but instead a controlled forum for those on the sex offenders wing at HMP Liverpool. Normal people with normal lives don't come up with that sort of thing and post it online. They don't endorse it either. It scares me to think that a bloke has written that, turned off his laptop, then trundled down the stairs and made the tea for his wife and kids as if he is normal.