RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

[Irwinwastheking]

Holy feck....I hope this guy never becomes a screenwriter cos this is the most stilted conversation I've ever read.

Hi Luis
-Hi
I appreciate i can talk to you again.
-That is all right.
Did u expected to be banned for ten games?
-Actually yes.
Why?
Because the presidente of this country condemned me before FA did.
You should know that Mr Cameron is the Prime Minister of this country and not the president.
-Ok.
Why did you bite people?
-It was on the Spur of the moment...i was an idiot...but he did not lose his arm..did he?
What r u gonna do now?
- I do not know what to do next...lets see what happen...some people try to push me out of England...but i do not want to play for any other team.
Thank Luisito.
-See you

-

And the replies...

A ray of sunshine amid the clouds that have gathered. Thank you Uruguayan 36 for your tete a tetes with Luis.

Cheers mate

Let him know we all love the guts of him and want him to stay with all our hearts

What's this, an online conversation? Is it genuine?

Of course it's genuine.

ABSOLUTELY ...

feck it. I believe the conversation is real.

Tell him to come hang out with me in Canada, he can bring the family. We'll play 7 a side intergender on Sunday night, he'll be a ringer hahahaha.

Every word of it

Have to say, I found myself agreeing with Oliver Holt today in the mirror, for once. Saying that been given a longer ban than the racism one is stupidity

There's point that sticks out in all this, though. And that's that the country of Uruguay are going to be fecking loving the UK at the moment.

Well...we, the uruguayans, know that there are plenty of pricks all around the world...and we love England and Liverpool no matter what.

Well they did bring us the game we love. And for that, we will forever be in debt.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Entirely believable conversation.

 

[ha_rooney]

 

[fishfingers15]

It's how it starts with a Hi, and a See you that clinches it. It has got to be real lol

 

[Aporkalypse]

El Presidente Cameron is a dictator and a fraud!

 

[Rado_N]

I reckon Reina should be banned for basically accusing the FA of being racist.

That would be hilarious.

 

[Badunk]

Let him know we all love the guts of him and want him to stay with all our hearts

feck it. I believe the conversation is real.

And major lol @ this brain surgeon:

Can Luis play for the reserves at the beginning of next season? Noticed the wording on the FA release as a ban on first team matches.

If he's banned from playing first team matches, he can play 500 reserve games and it won't mean shit. fecking hell

 

[Crackers]

 

[fishfingers15]

How cool is to be Suarez' friend and RAWK's recognized ITK? GTFI

 

[Irwinwastheking]

I cracked at Luisito. A little wave to Negrito from this poet!

 

[fishfingers15]

I can't believe their line of thinking. Why are we trying to scheme against those lot? It makes sense if it's City. We don't really have to scheme our nasty agendas against Liverpool because they are no longer a threat?

Maybe they should start suspecting Fulham and Everton.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Can people please stop referring to a bite, he didnt actually bite anyone!

???

What

 

[Nogbadthebad]

I reckon Reina should be banned for basically accusing the FA of being racist.

That would be hilarious.

He's surely got a disrepute charge coming if the quotes are accurate.

Assuming the FA have the balls to throw some more wood on the fire of course.

 

[fishfingers15]

Apparently Brentan is giving an fiery Brent style interview.

 

[antohan]

In fairness, it doesn't look like they believe it, most seem to just be playing along with it.

 

[Nogbadthebad]

Apparently Brentan is giving an fiery Brent style interview.

Is he doing the space invader dance?

 

[fishfingers15]

What do you think about the ban Anto? And do you feel Uruguyans are victimized in this league?

 

[londonredmaniac]

desperation.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Every post in reference to his past ban at KFC is referred to as him being wronged and lied against. Why can't they accept even now after his latest display of having zero self control that in the balance of likelyhood he did exactly what Evra has accused him off. He's clearly a very flawed person, but despite seeing this over and over again they still back him to the hilt and refer to as is done in this post.

I don't see anywhere anybody worrying about what's going on in Luis' head?

Put yourself in his position. Think of an example where you've been wronged. We've all got one, the incident where you got blamed for doing something you didn't do but couldn't prove your innocence and ended up the guilty party in everyone's eyes but your own. Then multiply that by 1000 and have it shoved down your throat week in, week out in front of 10s of thousands, often millions of onlookers. This is how lies can become facts. And you have to deal with it, live with it if you like. Forget the money he earns here, I know we'd all say we'd accept that for his money but it isn't that simple and we can't.

As well as this you have other examples of your behaviour scrutinised and analysed to the nth degree on a weekly basis (such as the handball incident). You also have other slurs aimed at you such as the diving claims. I've seen this argued and discussed on the tv numerous times but they do it without video examples. the reason for this is that there really is only one example of him blatantly diving in the Stoke game this year - and that was laughable. But it's been discussed and analysed so much that it's become fact for the majority. He's possibly gone down too easily at times but only once with no contact whatsoever, however he's the worst diver the game has ever seen.

Cech said after Sunday's game that Luis annoyed him because of the niggly things he was doing - but they weren't caught on camera like the bite was, were they? If there were, they'd have been up for analysis by the expert pundits pretty sharpish wouldn't they?

I could go on and on - but all this is in Luis' head and a lot of it simply isn't true.

And then he goes and does something stupid which nobody is trying to condone in any way whatsoever and he gets a 10 match ban when previous incidents involving other players have effectively gone unpunished?

So imagine how the lad feels. Fair play to him if he stays for us but I'll understand if he feels he has to leave. This incident he brought on himself, yes, but not the level of punishment he's received, nor the media disgust that has ensued. I really feel for him and the FA and sports media in this country utterly disgust me.

It's his head that he should be worried about because he's clearly lost grip of reality if he;s still 100% convinced that there's no way in the world Saint Luis would have made racist comments.

 

[coolredwine]

Just a thought off top of my head - at the next home game how about organising the whole Kop to turn their back towards the pitch as a protest/defiance on the length of the ban perhaps when the premier league music begins? Think it would be symbolic and a message to those watching.

What about fielding our complete reserve team for all of the remaining games? It's not ss if we are going to miss out on anything. It would give some youngsters a chance and at the same time send a VERY strong signal to the F.A.

A bad idea and open to being misconstrued just like the t-shirts were, IMO.

 

[KM]

After Brendon's interview this season:

One Brendan Rodgers, Leading us to War.
Fighting our fight like those who came before.
All our supporters and all the Kings Men.
Will Make us Kings of Europe again.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Little do they realise that Rodgers mindset will only set them back even longer.

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

you Sire deserve a prize for picking those up

Part III soon to follow!

 

[StuCol]

I honestly thought that I could never again be surprised by their deranged ramblings!

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

Hi Luis
-Holla
What does it feel like to be banned for 10 matches over this incident?
-It not nice, I won't vote for Mrs Thatcher ever again now
Do you feel they have any justification after the previous rac...ow!
-Que?
You bit me!
-Me no, you hit me....ow my leg ow ow ow I don't think I can continue with this interv...I don't think previous incidents should reflect this punishment.
Will you be seeking any hel....you bit me again!
-No, no you misunderstood, ask Kenny, Dirk and Gus, I not like that.
Thank Luisito.

 

[coolredwine]

After Brendon's interview this season:

 

[Badunk]

Hi Luis
-Holla
What does it feel like to be banned for 10 matches over this incident?
-It not nice, I won't vote for Mrs Thatcher ever again now
Do you feel they have any justification after the previous rac...ow!
-Que?
You bit me!
-Me no, you hit me....ow my leg ow ow ow I don't think I can continue with this interv...I don't think previous incidents should reflect this punishment.
Will you be seeking any hel....you bit me again!
-No, no you misunderstood, ask Kenny, Dirk and Gus, I not like that.
Thank Luisito.

 

[Badunk]

Nick Clegg is taking a battering now

 

[Irwinwastheking]

What did poor Cleggy do?

 

[Badunk]

Nick Clegg can go return to tea bagging Cameron ffs

feck off Clegg you fecking sell-out pussy. Go and jerk off Cameron while he oozes big society over your daft fecking head. Gimpish meff.

If Suarez deserves a 10 match ban, then Clegg deserves a 10 year ban for lying to his constituents and the rest of the UK - remember how you would scrap tuition fees? Instead you let them TREBLE it! Not to mention the rest of the shit you have done.

Just got steamed up enough to contact Nick Clegg and tell him my opinion of his cynical opportunism. He's foolish from the perspective of his own vested interest - it's not a vote winner; if anything, it's a vote loser.

I fully expect an apology from Nick Clegg for being a utter utter c*nt (where's that youtube video). Most these people commenting on the matter think they're football fans but know feck all

As for Nick Clegg, he can feck right off the c*nt.

We should be forwarding the shit from Nick Clegg to FIFA

Tell you what don't care how "politically incorrect" it is in this country but I'd fecking pay to watch someone bite Nick clegg in half the sell out piece of fecking shit

I've tried to stay rational over this . Yes, Suarez was wrong, yes he should have been banned, and yes, ten games is ridiculously harsh. I've debated the whole affair, and tried to respond with reason. But Nick Clegg is a dildo.

This is just too funny!

 

[Badunk]

What did poor Cleggy do?

He had the nerve to say that the ban was justified.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

They hate everybody that doesn't agree with them or row in behind them. It's fecking stunning! They continue to alienate the entire country whilst professing to be the classy club and being "everyone's second club".

 

[fishfingers15]

Am I wrong in assuming that this guy Nick Clegg did some good work in Hillsborough matters with the government?

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Irrelevant. He has removed himself from the hive and therefore must be destroyed by the power of strongly worded letters.

 

[Judge Red]

Just checked redcafe, it's kinda sad to see how much time they spend talking about anything Liverpool related

He's right, I can't deny it, but who in their right mind turns down a good laugh?

All harmless fun. Unlike them blaming everything that goes wrong for them on 'Demento'. That's bad for your health.

 

[fishfingers15]

Irrelevant. He has removed himself from the hive and therefore must be destroyed by the power of strongly worded letters.

But is he the same guy? Even the scousers won't be that forgetful to throw away the good work he did in that difficult time? feck me.

 

[Sam]

The big question here is, why do the FA hate Uruguayans so much?

 

[Badunk]

But is he the same guy? Even the scousers won't be that forgetful to throw away the good work he did in that difficult time? feck me.

He wasn't a leading light or anything, but he did add his voice to the campaign once the e-petition reached 100,000.

Nobody is bigger than Suarez, though. One of the Hillsborough Justice spokespersons was attacked on twitter for saying Suarez' donation to the Hillsborough campaign was cynical.

 

[Damien]

He had the nerve to say that the ban was justified.

Yep. Here's the interview:

 

[Irwinwastheking]

But is he the same guy? Even the scousers won't be that forgetful to throw away the good work he did in that difficult time? feck me.

Yeah, he back the campaign, but bear in mind that one of the main campaigners for the JTF96 campaign was slated by them on twitter for criticizing the announcement of the fine going to them. If you're not with them you're against them.