RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

[acnumber9]

This shouldnt be such a big debate its pretty obvious thats not how its meant.

People are a bit precious about RVP, hes been a world class player for most of the season, but it would be stupid to say he is currently playing as one of the best in the league, Bale has only played averagely in about a fortnight max.

As I have already stated anyway its not as though I was stating them as facts I was stating that out of the total delusion in rawk, like claiming Glen Johnson to be better than Rafael, that saying Suarez was currently the best player in the league was not exactly deluded.

Applying the same logic Carrick is currently the best player. You'll not see many proclaiming him the best in the league though.

 

[ghaliboy]

feckinel some of you are so embarrasing, if Suarez came out of the tunnel in a 4x4 and ran over 9 Chilean players some of you would try to provide some enhanced proof via 12 different angles on why Suarez was really not at fault. Just mind boggling.

pretty funny.

 

[Goooose]

At least one of them's got some sense.

 

[Mockney]

To be fair...punching him in the face was the only option he had

 

[Bear Attack]

Ban him!

 

[vanthaman]

It's on!


Someone just tweeted this to Collymore

@StanCollymore We've got Allen, Henderson and Shelvey to fight it out to fill SG's boots. Will be great to watch!

 

[Mystry]

To be fair I find watching Allen, Henderson and Shelvey for Liverpool quite entertaining.

 

[SteveJ]

We've got Allen, Henderson and Shelvey to fight it out to fill SG's boots. Will be great to watch!

Yeah, like Clash of the Shiteuns...

 

[GaryLifo]

It'll be like watching three Michael Jackson impersonators in the over 60s category of a 'be like Michael Jackson' competition.

They all have a hint of Michael, but really, you'll end up just feeling sorry for them as they pull off the world's slowest moon walk.

 

[AlwaysRedwood]

To be fair I find watching Allen, Henderson and Shelvey for Liverpool quite entertaining.

They are making a documentary about it.

Mid Table Thrills.

 

[Isotope]

It'll be like watching three Michael Jackson impersonators in the over 60s category of a 'be like Michael Jackson' competition.

They all have a hint of Michael, but really, you'll end up just feeling sorry for them as they pull off the world's slowest moon walk.

ah you're bad..

 

[SteveJ]

Unbelievable! 4 week ban served. Said 'sack Hodgson' after the debacle today, got a warning! Yeah rawk, lets all bury our heads in the sand.

What's your username - I'll check and reinstate you.

Ta mate, its 'HodgsonIsfeckingShit'.

.........

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

 

[Buchan]

That's one of the best posts I've read on the internet. Anywhere.

 

[MoBeats]

Agreed.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Cevno]

Link to that ?

 

[Chesterlestreet]

My keyboard is probably ruined - spat out a considerable amount of beer after reading that exchange. But it was worth it.

 

[SteveJ]

Link to that?

It was a The Liverpool Way poster complaining about RAWK. One of the RAWK mods was on TLW at the time, and offered to reinstate him:

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/91148-whats-wrong-rawk-17.html

 

[Cevno]

Thanks.

That's their version of Let's laugh at RAWK thread, it seems.

 

[Sky1981]

228 pages on the CL QF thread....

and they claim it's shit

 

[NoLogo]

228 pages on the CL QF thread....

and they claim it's shit

Of course. They would have steamrolled any team in the quarter finals easily, if just someone would let them back into the competition they would easily win it.

 

[SteveJ]

book signing in dublin

he was doing them gigs at the time "an audience with rafa benitez". book signing in the morning then that at night. he was given the chance to lay into ferguson and mourinho but didnt really. he could have gone to town if he wanted.

infamously got someone up on stage who suddenly got an erection, now i like rafa but what zonal marking and him does for you is your own business. he got about 9 guys up on stage and gave about 4 of them bibs, he was trying to explain its advantages over man marking when he gets up close to this guy. i was a good bit back so didnt notice the guy was pitching a tent!

Rafa had a mic around where his tie is so he could move about and talk, and you know the way he was always like "you ok yes, you ok no".

seemingly this bulge was very noticeable. Rafa and his mic get up close
Rafa "you ok no?". audience fella right down the mic "I'VE AN ERECTION"

for a split second time stood still, i thought i imagined it. then the whole place burst out laughing. the guy was taken off the stage.

..........

 

[Buchan]

..........

His erection prodded through his pants, like the Sword of Damascus.

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Buchan]

To be honest, mate, I didn't even laugh at the above story.

I find their obsession with Benitez disturbing.

 

[An Irish Red]

Do you remember when he got sacked, a grown man on rawk (with children and all) went up to his room to have a bit of a cry?

It hasn't hit the same heights since he got the boot really.

 

[Phurry]

Do you remember when he got sacked, a grown man on rawk (with children and all) went up to his room to have a bit of a cry?

It hasn't hit the same heights since he got the boot really.

I think the only thing likely to get it back to that level is his return.

 

[Badunk]

I think the only thing likely to get it back to that level is his return.

Funnily enough.....

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...itez-insists-he-will-return-as-Liverpool-boss

 

[VeevaVee]

I'd love him to go back.

 

[Badunk]

It's Rafa's birthday on Tuesday.

Can imagine Rafa sitting there with Montse talking tactics based on past birthday celebrations on what time to cut the cake, how best to slice the cake, how many slices she should cut, when they should attack the cake and then when to bring the youth system in and feed the child.

Happy Birthday Rafa. Gone but never forgotten.

YAWN

I think this morning Rafa will be getting his birthday hangover cure made by Montse in his favourite 1-4-2-3-1 system:

1 Hash Brown
4 Sausages
2 Eggs
3 Bacon
1 Mug of Tea

Subs: Mushrooms, Toast, Beans, Black Pudding

 

[Badunk]

They really would love him to bukkake all over their faces for the rest of eternity.

 

[Buchan]

What the feck is wrong with them?

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

They really would love him to bukkake all over their faces for the rest of eternity.

When FSW retires from football he can have a new career in the porn industry starring himself and half of Rawk

 

[Minkaro]

If you ever catch me writing fan fiction about Sir Alex and Cathy, I want you to have me put down.

 

[An Irish Red]

If you ever catch me writing fan fiction about Sir Alex and Cathy, I want you to have me put down.

It helps with their wee essays that they picture Rafa as the jovial type, casually tinkering about with salt-cellars like some sort of tactic obsessed madman. Fergie drinking red wine and giving Cathy the hairdryer wouldn't be as family friendly really.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Can imagine Rafa sitting there with Montse talking tactics based on past birthday celebrations on what time to cut the cake, how best to slice the cake, how many slices she should cut, when they should attack the cake and then when to bring the youth system in and feed the child.

Happy Birthday Rafa. Gone but never forgotten.

YAWN

I think this morning Rafa will be getting his birthday hangover cure made by Montse in his favourite 1-4-2-3-1 system:

1 Hash Brown
4 Sausages
2 Eggs
3 Bacon
1 Mug of Tea

Subs: Mushrooms, Toast, Beans, Black Pudding

fecking hell

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Happy Birthday Rafa. Gone but never forgotten.

He's dead?

 

[gooDevil]

fecking hell

Bravo

 

[Phurry]

What the feck is wrong with them?

I think it's an extreme case of trophy-withdrawal.