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It's like claiming that a one-hit wonder is better than an artist who's topped the charts for years.
It's like claiming Paul Potts is better than Alfredo Kraus.*It's like claiming that a one-hit wonder is better than an artist who's topped the charts for years.
Rooney's better than Suarez gimps
That said, I don't want Suarez going to City. Suarez-Aguero-Tevez = little Latino cnut apocalypse.
Ask any manager in world football who they would take if they were given the choice and 100% of them would answer Rooney.
It's like claiming that a one-hit wonder is better than an artist who's topped the charts for years.
Suarez's finishing last season was the subject of ridicule.
Short memories some people.
Rooney's better than Suarez gimps
That said, I don't want Suarez going to City. Suarez-Aguero-Tevez = little Latino cnut apocalypse.
I still can't help but like Aguero even despite the whole "AGUUUUERO" thing.
If Aguero's a cnut I shudder to think of what one might label the two others.
City wouldn't sign Suarez unless they'd shifted Tevez. Partly because they're vaguely similar players, but mostly because Tevez already takes them up to their twat limit. Unlike the other moneybags club City seem to be very careful to not have too many dickheads on staff. They're trying very hard to be as likeable as possible, and having the biggest pariah in the league alongside probably the least likeable player in the world would be way out of line with that policy.
I'm not even entirely joking...
Yeah I have no problem with Aguero, its just as a trio they count as LatTwattageddon.
I'm pretty sure they don't have a twat limit. Until recently they had Tevez, Ballotelli and Gary Cook.
LatTwattageddon.
I'd put Dzeko instead of Aguero. Aguero seems like a nice bloke.
Dzeko comes across as a massive twat.
It's like claiming someone who's not as good as Rooney is as good as someone who is as good as Rooney.
It's like claiming someone who's not as good as Rooney is as good as someone who is as good as Rooney.
'Someone who's not as good as my ex is as good as someone who's as good as my ex. La.'I should've used the ol' RAWK-type "ex-girlfriend" analogy, really.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=303829.msg11418851#msg11418851Veinticinco de Mayo@RAWK said:Luckily on the terraces, belief is dragged from the depths of our despair and once more the chant of Leeeeeeeeeeeevuhhhrpool Liiveeeeeeeeehhhhrpool cranks up and grows, and grows. Heads are lifted, hearts swell, courage flows from stand to pitch, this is not over yet.
Downing is doing a Q&A on twitter at the minute under #askdowning, I don't think they've received a serious question.
Liverpool's official twitter had urged everyone to ask question for Stewart Downing (#AskDowning). Here are some of them :
Q.Jamie Carragher has seen some things during his time at Anfield, but... how did the poor guy feel when he first played with you?
Q.If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?
Q.In 2009 Pogatetz said you would eventually join a top 4 club. Do you think that will ever happen?
Q.So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How's that working out for you?
Q.How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?
Q.How do the Liverpool strikers feel when they are stood in the box for the 978th time, waiting for you to cross the ball?
Q.how do you sleep at night knowing you get paid for trying to play football
Q.How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?
Q.Did you laugh when Liverpool brought you for 18 million?
Q.Did you feel that Messi robbed you when he won the Ballon D'or?
Q.What will you wear when you win the Ballon D'or next year? Please don't wear what Messi did, OK?
Q.You finished 230948th on the Ballon D'or list, behind my mate Mak who plays for my school team. Did
you expect to finish this high?
Q.When you retire, will you ever think of starting a career as a professional footballer?
Q.Which stadium has the comfiest bench?
Q.Are you the only player to be neither footed?
MoEshangity: RT @LFC___Fan: #askdowning @lfc who do you see as your main rivals for the Ballon'dor this year?
Q.If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?
#askdowning Why do you think Liverpool fans consider you to be more value for money than Suarez? Because you hit more than just balls?
#AskDowning Do you think it's fair to say that you remind me of Jesus given that crosses are both of your weak points?
#AskDowning The UK are sending Bonnie Tyler to Eurovision. How do you feel about worn-out old brands trading solely on past glories?
#askdowning From an outside point of view, Lucas Leiva looks an absolute state. Does he smell like a gypo?
#askdowning Who would win between you, Raheem Sterling & Andy Carroll in a smacking women triple threat match?
Q.Are you the only player to be neither footed?