RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

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It's like claiming that a one-hit wonder is better than an artist who's topped the charts for years.
 
Rooney's better than Suarez gimps

That said, I don't want Suarez going to City. Suarez-Aguero-Tevez = little Latino cnut apocalypse.

I still can't help but like Aguero even despite the whole "AGUUUUERO" thing.
 
Wayne's 'average' season has still had him score 13 and create 9 in 26 appearances.

Rooney is ridiculously underrated in some quarters. Over the last decade he's been one of the most productive players in the league.
 
If Aguero's a cnut I shudder to think of what one might label the two others.
 
It's like claiming that a one-hit wonder is better than an artist who's topped the charts for years.

Ha, music analogies don't really work as some one hit wonders are better than artists who have topped the charts for years...

Suarez's finishing last season was the subject of ridicule.

Short memories some people.

True, but a lot of people were saying RVP was having a "freak" season last year and that Nani was better than Bale. As players get better opinions change. The question isn't how good Suarez and Rooney have been, it's how good they currently are and will continue to be. The fact that Suarez was crap at finishing last year doesn't stop him from theoretically being the better player now.
 
Rooney's better than Suarez gimps

That said, I don't want Suarez going to City. Suarez-Aguero-Tevez = little Latino cnut apocalypse.

City wouldn't sign Suarez unless they'd shifted Tevez. Partly because they're vaguely similar players, but mostly because Tevez already takes them up to their twat limit. Unlike the other moneybags club City seem to be very careful to not have too many dickheads on staff. They're trying very hard to be as likeable as possible, and having the biggest pariah in the league alongside probably the least likeable player in the world would be way out of line with that policy.
I'm not even entirely joking...
 
I still can't help but like Aguero even despite the whole "AGUUUUERO" thing.

If Aguero's a cnut I shudder to think of what one might label the two others.

Yeah I have no problem with Aguero, its just as a trio they count as LatTwattageddon.

City wouldn't sign Suarez unless they'd shifted Tevez. Partly because they're vaguely similar players, but mostly because Tevez already takes them up to their twat limit. Unlike the other moneybags club City seem to be very careful to not have too many dickheads on staff. They're trying very hard to be as likeable as possible, and having the biggest pariah in the league alongside probably the least likeable player in the world would be way out of line with that policy.
I'm not even entirely joking...

I'm pretty sure they don't have a twat limit. Until recently they had Tevez, Ballotelli and Gary Cook.
 
Yeah I have no problem with Aguero, its just as a trio they count as LatTwattageddon.



I'm pretty sure they don't have a twat limit. Until recently they had Tevez, Ballotelli and Gary Cook.

I'd put Dzeko instead of Aguero. Aguero seems like a nice bloke.

Dzeko comes across as a massive twat.
 
Ok, so apparently it is a topic for this thread. Anyway yeah, all of the above. There's nothing wrong with making the comparison, but Rooney wins comfortably every time. I don't even agree that Suarez has done better this season. Not only is Rooney not a number 9, but even to describe him as a striker completely misrepresents the sheer variety and volume of his work for the team. In most matches he plays he's amongst our most important defenders, most important midfielders and most important forwards all at once. That's obvious to anyone watching him but its also backed up by stats on passing, distance covered, tackles and interceptions, key passes etc.

So:

-Rooney's contribution to United is the equivalent of Suarez + Gerrard, as above.
-Rooney has been brilliant over his entire career, and is on the verge of breaking a number of significant records. Suarez is having easily his best season, and has only even been in the league for a few.
-Rooney, scaling up to account for appearances, has more goals+assists than Suarez this season.
-Rooney is competing with RVP, Welbeck and Hernandez, whereas Suarez has had no serious competition all season until the arrival of Sturridge, who has yet to replace him in a league match anyway.
-Expectations of Rooney are higher. If he scores and plays well but we lose, his contribution is forgotten. If Suarez does likewise, the loss is treated as standard for Liverpool, and Suarez praised.
 
It's like claiming someone who's not as good as Rooney is as good as someone who is as good as Rooney.
 
I'd put Dzeko instead of Aguero. Aguero seems like a nice bloke.

Dzeko comes across as a massive twat.

Stranegly enough I don't have problems with either of them. Dzeko's been overlooked on many occasions but just gets on with it.



Saurez on the other hand. He is a cnut of the very higehst order. Wouldn't want him any near OT even if the Evra thing didn't happen. Lets rate him next year. So far one crap one great year. Can he keep it up. I doubt it very much.
 
I should've used the ol' RAWK-type "ex-girlfriend" analogy, really.
 
I should've used the ol' RAWK-type "ex-girlfriend" analogy, really.
'Someone who's not as good as my ex is as good as someone who's as good as my ex. La.'

Veinticinco de Mayo@RAWK said:
Luckily on the terraces, belief is dragged from the depths of our despair and once more the chant of Leeeeeeeeeeeevuhhhrpool Liiveeeeeeeeehhhhrpool cranks up and grows, and grows. Heads are lifted, hearts swell, courage flows from stand to pitch, this is not over yet.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=303829.msg11418851#msg11418851
 
This won't go down well.


"When I joined, the guy interviewing me said 'you've joined the biggest club in the country' and reeled off the trophies they'd won. I just said 'yeah, if you put it like that, I suppose you're right' and Liverpool used that as the headline to the interview," he added.

"I didn't want to upset anyone so I just went along with it. But obviously they're not the biggest club in the country any more. How do you judge how big a club are? Nottingham Forest won the European Cup twice but they're not a bigger club than Chelsea."
Read more at http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport...ake,-admits-joe-cole.html#xd6go0YicgxY2zed.99
 
I'm glad that someone has finally exposed the desperate brainwashing/propaganda that Liverpool FC spoonfeed to their new signings.

Hopefully everyone will take that bilge with a large pinch of salt the next time they line up a new signing to trott out such rubbish.
 
Only an absolute Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime would fall victim to that 'brainwashing', Cole fits the bil perfectly.
 
Sturridge was waxing Liverpool from the LFC new signing guidebook about how "humongous" Liverpool were. The RAWKite faction of their support were absolutely jizzing themselves.

On that "Being Liverpool" documentary, the lad rocks up from Real Madrid (Sahin I think it was) and some gobshite physio was straight in his ear telling him what a massive club he's at now.

They really are a pathetic bunch - the ladies doth protest too much.
 
Downing is doing a Q&A on twitter at the minute under #askdowning, I don't think they've received a serious question.
 
Downing is doing a Q&A on twitter at the minute under #askdowning, I don't think they've received a serious question.

:lol:plenty of wums.


Arnoldo3000: #askdowning Will u turn down offers from Real Madrid and Barca to stay with Liverpool?
3 minutes ago - via: TweetCaster for Android - Reply - Retweet - Favorite - View
 
Courtesy of Samid (Newbs):

Liverpool's official twitter had urged everyone to ask question for Stewart Downing (#AskDowning). Here are some of them :

Q.Jamie Carragher has seen some things during his time at Anfield, but... how did the poor guy feel when he first played with you?

Q.If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?

Q.In 2009 Pogatetz said you would eventually join a top 4 club. Do you think that will ever happen?

Q.So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How's that working out for you?

Q.How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?

Q.How do the Liverpool strikers feel when they are stood in the box for the 978th time, waiting for you to cross the ball?

Q.how do you sleep at night knowing you get paid for trying to play football

Q.How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?

Q.Did you laugh when Liverpool brought you for 18 million?

Q.Did you feel that Messi robbed you when he won the Ballon D'or?

Q.What will you wear when you win the Ballon D'or next year? Please don't wear what Messi did, OK?

Q.You finished 230948th on the Ballon D'or list, behind my mate Mak who plays for my school team. Did
you expect to finish this high?

Q.When you retire, will you ever think of starting a career as a professional footballer?

Q.Which stadium has the comfiest bench?

Q.Are you the only player to be neither footed?
 
Arnoldo3000: RT @Bowsy_: #askdowning How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?

MoEshangity: RT @LFC___Fan: #askdowning @lfc who do you see as your main rivals for the Ballon'dor this year?

garypeters85: #AskDowning as the balls played out wide to you, what goes through your mind before attempting a cross? In future it should be "dont bother"

jeanjoaqim: #AskDowning do u have a signature goal celebration although it's waste of time?
 
#askdowning Why do you think Liverpool fans consider you to be more value for money than Suarez? Because you hit more than just balls?

#AskDowning Do you think it's fair to say that you remind me of Jesus given that crosses are both of your weak points?

#AskDowning The UK are sending Bonnie Tyler to Eurovision. How do you feel about worn-out old brands trading solely on past glories?

#askdowning From an outside point of view, Lucas Leiva looks an absolute state. Does he smell like a gypo?

#askdowning Who would win between you, Raheem Sterling & Andy Carroll in a smacking women triple threat match?

Just a few more i noticed.
 
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